Last Sundae Night
Feb 16, 2007 2:50:59 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 16, 2007 2:50:59 GMT -5
4/8/06
Camera pans across the OG-Joshi Car Park (or Lot or you know, whatever)
and a rendition of "If You Want My Body" by Rod Stewart is being whistled,
the camera finds the whistler..Mr Figaro!
Figaro: "..And you think I'm sexy, come on Patty let me knowwwww!.."
*A large black Bentley pulls up directly in Figaro's path*
Figaro: "Hey, I'm walking here!"
*The car slowly moves forwards*
Figaro: "Oh...so it's a game of chicken you want, let's do it!!"
*Figaro prepares to charge into the car! But the car stops a few feet away from the charging lunatic. The rear window opens and reveals Kim Cross in a fluffy white coat inside.*
Kim looks at Figaro with a blank stare:"Ah, I should have known it would be
you"
*Figaro gets a big grin across his face!*
Figaro: "The man of your dreams, babe?"
Kim: "Something like that. Mr Geese just informed me that you were
the man to see in regards to a good time?" Kim says with a sly wink.
Figaro: "He really said that? Me? Um, I mean, yes, of course! Holly must
have told him about the "literature" I left in the women's bathroom!!"
Kim: ""Well, his words were more like 'the man that wouldn't look at my eyes
whilst I faced him, and my rear whilst I didn't, he's probably in the parking lot
knowing him'"
Figaro: "Freakishly good impression..creepy...He definitely knows his staff!
Anyway Miss Cross, how may I help? Back Massage? Rub down?"
Kim: ""Ahem, I was watching last night's show and I heard a little comment about me
and ice cream...possibly in places it shouldn't normally be..and I just can't
get it out of my mind and in the naughtiest possible way"
*Mr Figaro's eyes glaze over and a small droplet of saliva starts forming at the
corner of his now agape mouth*.
Kim: "Mr. Figaro?"
*Figaro snaps back into action!*
Figaro: "So, you've got a dairy problem?"
Kim's brow creases as she tries to work out what Mr. Figaro could possibly
mean, slowly it dawns on her and the impish smile returns to her face
"Teehee, Mr. Figaro, you are a cad, but yes! I don't have any ice cream at
all.."
Figaro: "I know just the place, on Main Street. It has the sweetest, softest caramel sundae...though I'm more partial to a banana split..you can share mine! Rowr!"
Kim: "Mmm..now stop it, you're getting me all worked up! Are you thinking what
I'm thinking?"
A growing smile creeps across Mr. Figaro's face "I think so, let's.."
"go.."
"get.."
"ice cream.."
"and.."
Kim: ""eat it?"
Figaro: "off each other's bodies!" Figaro's manic grin at it's widest and most potent!
Kim: ""Oooer! I'm shocked Mr. Figaro! If I wasn't already late I'd break your
arms. Driver!"
Mr. Figaro shouts after the speeding Bentley "I love the rough stuff baby!
*After the Bentley is out of sight*
Mr. Figaro: Oh man, she'll come crawling back..No one can resist the
"nuts and cream" Figaro Special!"
The camera fades out whilst Mr. Figaro's whistling resumes. This time, to
a slighty different tune...
Mr. Figaro: "And when I think of Patty, I touch myself, woo-ooo-ooo!"
[Thanks to OG for the help and Mr.F usage]
Camera pans across the OG-Joshi Car Park (or Lot or you know, whatever)
and a rendition of "If You Want My Body" by Rod Stewart is being whistled,
the camera finds the whistler..Mr Figaro!
Figaro: "..And you think I'm sexy, come on Patty let me knowwwww!.."
*A large black Bentley pulls up directly in Figaro's path*
Figaro: "Hey, I'm walking here!"
*The car slowly moves forwards*
Figaro: "Oh...so it's a game of chicken you want, let's do it!!"
*Figaro prepares to charge into the car! But the car stops a few feet away from the charging lunatic. The rear window opens and reveals Kim Cross in a fluffy white coat inside.*
Kim looks at Figaro with a blank stare:"Ah, I should have known it would be
you"
*Figaro gets a big grin across his face!*
Figaro: "The man of your dreams, babe?"
Kim: "Something like that. Mr Geese just informed me that you were
the man to see in regards to a good time?" Kim says with a sly wink.
Figaro: "He really said that? Me? Um, I mean, yes, of course! Holly must
have told him about the "literature" I left in the women's bathroom!!"
Kim: ""Well, his words were more like 'the man that wouldn't look at my eyes
whilst I faced him, and my rear whilst I didn't, he's probably in the parking lot
knowing him'"
Figaro: "Freakishly good impression..creepy...He definitely knows his staff!
Anyway Miss Cross, how may I help? Back Massage? Rub down?"
Kim: ""Ahem, I was watching last night's show and I heard a little comment about me
and ice cream...possibly in places it shouldn't normally be..and I just can't
get it out of my mind and in the naughtiest possible way"
*Mr Figaro's eyes glaze over and a small droplet of saliva starts forming at the
corner of his now agape mouth*.
Kim: "Mr. Figaro?"
*Figaro snaps back into action!*
Figaro: "So, you've got a dairy problem?"
Kim's brow creases as she tries to work out what Mr. Figaro could possibly
mean, slowly it dawns on her and the impish smile returns to her face
"Teehee, Mr. Figaro, you are a cad, but yes! I don't have any ice cream at
all.."
Figaro: "I know just the place, on Main Street. It has the sweetest, softest caramel sundae...though I'm more partial to a banana split..you can share mine! Rowr!"
Kim: "Mmm..now stop it, you're getting me all worked up! Are you thinking what
I'm thinking?"
A growing smile creeps across Mr. Figaro's face "I think so, let's.."
"go.."
"get.."
"ice cream.."
"and.."
Kim: ""eat it?"
Figaro: "off each other's bodies!" Figaro's manic grin at it's widest and most potent!
Kim: ""Oooer! I'm shocked Mr. Figaro! If I wasn't already late I'd break your
arms. Driver!"
Mr. Figaro shouts after the speeding Bentley "I love the rough stuff baby!
*After the Bentley is out of sight*
Mr. Figaro: Oh man, she'll come crawling back..No one can resist the
"nuts and cream" Figaro Special!"
The camera fades out whilst Mr. Figaro's whistling resumes. This time, to
a slighty different tune...
Mr. Figaro: "And when I think of Patty, I touch myself, woo-ooo-ooo!"
[Thanks to OG for the help and Mr.F usage]