1/15/06 Voltage

[OrochiGeese]

*"Seized with Fury" hits the speakers as the crowd begins
cheering, booing, and generally being awe-inspired as
the Owner of OG-FPD and OG-Joshi, OrochiGeese walks
to ringside. He is smiling widely as he grabs a mic*


OrochiGeese: "Welcome to the sixth season of OG-FPD.
And Happy New Year to all our fans. I
hope you spent the holiday season doing
something other then stuffing yourselves
with food and lying lazy on your couches."


*OrochiGeese looks around and then frowns*


OrochiGeese: "Well then...at least you will all finally
have something worthwhile to do as you
watch the first Voltage of the New Year!"


OrochiGeese: "I have three major announcements to make tonight.
The first one has to do with the OG-Joshi PPV
that is coming up on Sunday, February 26th."


OrochiGeese: "As has been noted on the OG-Joshi website...and
yes, OG-FPD embraces the internet unlike other
wrestling promotions...we have announced that
the MAIN EVENT of that PPV will be Haley Cannon
defending her OG-Joshi WORLD Championship against
an unnamed opponent. It gives me much pleasure
to now name Haley's opponent. It will be the
Russian National Sambo, Judo and Wrestling Champion,
Valeriyah Belikov! I urge you all to watch this clip:




Click here for an RP clip of Haley Cannon's most recent OG-Joshi World Title Defense!





OrochiGeese: "It gives me great pleasure to announce Haley vs.
Valeriyah for the OG-Joshi World Title. For one,
this match should be an excellent display of
submission and technical wrestling. And secondly,
I am proud that this match is a direct result
of my idea to send Haley on her month long world
tour after she won the belt at Venemous Ties.
I knew that, not only would Haley's victories
bring OG-Joshi even more worldwide honor and truly
make the OG-Joshi Title a WORLD title, but
I just knew taht she might even find an opponent
worthy of having a PPV match with. And, as always,
my idea came to fruition, perfectly. In their
previous match, Valeriyah pushed Haley to a 30
minute time limit draw. Haley had never encountered
an opponent that had matched her submission prowess.
So the main event of the upcoming OG-Joshi PPV,
the first ever OG-Joshi only PPV, will be Haley
defending the OG-Joshi Title against Valeriyah."



OrochiGeese: "Now it is time for my second announcement. And this...
this may come as a shock to all of you. But I told
you at the 12/13 show that a number of changes may
be made in OG-FPD...and this is certainly one of them."


OrochiGeese: "In recent weeks I have done a lot of soul searching
in regards to the value of my overall time spent.
As you all know, I split my time between running
EVERY aspect of OG-FPD and OG-Joshi, as well as being
the CEO of Orochi-O's. Furthermore, I am currently
the best, if uncrowned, wrestler in PW-W and am
seeking my first PW-W Heavyweight Championship."

OrochiGeese: "By the end of last year, it became apparent that
juggling all of these tasks made it difficult to
fully achieve any individual one. A long time
friend returned and helped me see all this.



Go HERE for full background story, specifically Part 3.



OrochiGeese: "I want that PW-W Heavyweight Championship and I
am also looking to reduce the tension recently
created between Holly and I in regards to many
of my decisions. I have solutions to both."


OrochiGeese: "Effective immediately, Holly no longer holds
any position of authority in OG-Joshi. Although
she is still a top executive in Orochi-O's.Inc,
she does not have power any more in OG-Joshi."


OrochiGeese: "Furthermore...so that I may concentrate on my
wrestling career...I will be putting someone
in charge of the day to day decisionmaking
process of both OG-FPD and OG-Joshi."


*The crowd looks a bit confused*


OrochiGeese: "Make no mistake...I am, and always will be,
the owner, CEO, and top decisionmaker of
OG-FPD and OG-Joshi. And my decisions
are not to be questioned or changed.
But I need more time to train to be the
absolute best in the ring. So I have
chosen someone to be a subordinate authority
figure to me...but an authority figure that
all of the wrestlers must obey."


OrochiGeese: "I will still be making the big decisions for
OG-FPD and OG-Joshi, but I will not be here
for every show so that I may continue to
push myself to the limits in the ring.
You all saw Twinky McLanahan and I go 30
minutes on the 12/13 show. It is my belief
that I could have beaten him had I given
myself more quality time in the gym. And
it is my belief that with many day to day
decisions taken care of by OG-FPD's new
GENERAL...that I will soon hold the PW-W
Heavyweight Championship. After all, OG-FPD
would be that much more impressive if your
owner was the Champion of PW-W!"


OrochiGeese: "So let me now introduce the new general of
OG-FPD and OG-Joshi...GENERAL CELES!"



Short FPR Entrance video for General Celes



Celes: "Thank you Geese...I will achieve that which
you have asked me to do."


OrochiGeese: "I know you will. And I hope everyone refers
to you as General Celes to pay you the
respect you deserve. Much like Generallisimo
McBlackmage of McPro, you are an accomplished
warrior. If anyone doubts that, you may do
what it takes to prove your authority."

Celes: "It appears I have two fans already"


*Celes points to the announce table where Mr. Figaro and Mr. Clyde
are giving her a standing ovation and saluting*


Mr. Figaro: "Greetings fans...this is a BOMBSHELL announcement
from OrochiGeese and our longtime friend Celes."


Mr. Clyde: "It looks like she will be the new day to day
authority figure and she is perfect for the job."

Mr. Figaro: "And best of all, OG announced it immediately
rather then dragging it out over several weeks
of interviewing obviously unqualified people.
OG doesn't waste time with his major decisions."


OG: "Well, with this now done...it is time for...



*"Kick 'em when he's down" blares from the speakers as a VERY angry
Holly marches down to ringside.*


Holly: "GEESE!? WHAT THE HELL!? First you strip ME of
my backstage power and then you put HER in charge?"


OG: "Listen Holl..."


Celes: "Now Geese...remember your reasons for doing
this...so that you would not have to waste your
time dealing with her. Leave this one to me."


OG: "That's an excellent idea Celes. Holly, you
will answer to Celes now in OG-Joshi."


*OrochiGeese walks out of the ring as Holly GLARES at him*


Celes: "Now Ms. Walker..."


Holly: "The name is HOLLY! You have met me before. And
I told you that I am the ACE of Joshi wrestling."


Celes: "Which is exactly why I decided to match you up against
"All Beef" Patty Sirloin tonight for her debut match.
I wanted to see firsthand what you could do in that
ring. So Holly..why don't you show me your skill?"

Holly: "That was YOU who booked me against her? No wonder
Geese refused to talked to me about it!"

Celes: "Yes...every match tonight is my doing. So how about
we get to that very match. We'll see how you
fare against a wrestler you have never faced before."


*Holly gets ready as "All Beef" Patty Sirloin comes to ringside"



Mr. Figaro: "Holly looks to be keeping her distance from Patty,
who is certainly a large, um, "handsome" woman."


Mr. Clyde: "And it looks like we are ready for our first match
tonight..and of 2006. Let's get to the action."



MATCH 1



Holly vs. (Debuting) "All Beef" Patty Sirloin







*POST MATCH SPOILERS*















Mr. Figaro: "After a surprisingly hard fought match from
the newcomer Patty Sirloin, Holly manages
to wrap her up with the Rolling Cradle."

Mr. Clyde: "An impressive debut by Patty though. She
certainly has a strong fighting spirit
and a, um, robust body to match."

Mr. Figaro: "Holly is out of breath but she just
provided us with yet another amazing
match in the last year."

Mr. Clyde: "Patty's strength was dominating Holly
but Holly used her technical expertise
and began wearing Patty down until
she could score with one of her specialties."

Mr. Figaro: "Holly was poised enough to stay in that
match, weather what Patty threw at her,
and then stick with her own gameplan for a win."

Mr. Clyde: "This was the first match of 2006 and
was quite a great way to start the year."







*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*












*Celes gets into the ring with her microphone. Holly is breathing
heavy from the match she just fought in.*



Holly: "You...you happy now, Ms. General? It's gonna
take me weeks to get the stink out of my
outfit thanks to that...that monstrosity
of a woman...i smell like hamburger now!"


Celes: "Yes...I love watching two people battle it
out. Whether it be in or out of a wrestling
ring. No matter what the two combatants smell
or looks like. And that brings me to MY first major
announcement of 2006 and my General reign."

Holly: "You're a dude?"


Celes: "My apologies...I forgot that your vision of
womanhood involves 20 broomsticks followed
by a tissue box and a soothing cup of tea."


*Holly begins fuming*


Celes: "My announcement pertains to the OG-Joshi PPV.
For months Holly, you have been assaulting
and insulting one of OG-Joshi's finest
wrestlers and the first OG-Joshi Champion,
Diane Cavuto. You were partially responsible
for putting her out of action for a little
while too. Well, Ms. Cavuto has been back
in the ring and will be facing YOU at the
OG-Joshi PPV. Don't try to protest either."


Holly pauses a second...then gets a big smile*


Holly: "You know what!? That's just fine! You want
me to rip apart Dizzy's leg again? I'd love to!
I'd love to main event this PPV and once
again have a chance to end Dizzy's career! And
when I'm done with her...you better bet I'm
going to deserve an OG-Joshi Title shot!"

Celes: "Your enthusiasm makes me optimistic for you
and our future working relationship. So
I would like to reward you."


Holly: "Really?"


Celes: "You have certainly shown me the error of my
ways in misjudging you. Both in the ring
and out of it. After all, these days you seem
to be everywhere in the wrestling world.
You are challenging for the PW-W Joshi Title
soon, you are the McPro Globally Honored Pants
wearer, and now you gracefully accepted your
match against a strong rival, Diane Cavuto."

Holly: "That I did!! Um...I mean, in non-Dizzy speak,
yes, I did."


Celes: "Oh...i feel like I'm forgetting something...
somewhere else you've been recently...ahh yes!"

Holly: "?"


Celes: "LAWL...specifically, the LAWLIDAY 2005 show!"


Holly: "You don't...you don't have to mention that..."


Celes: "Oh, it's my "great honor" to. It's not every
day that an OG-Joshi wrestler makes so many
headlines for us. Let me show everyone the
footage of your proud moment at the LAWL show."



*Celes points to the Orochi-Tron and we see the very end of the
lAWLIDAY 2005 show, released last week on DVD.


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Celes: "Would you care to direct us through this footage?"


*Holly is silently fuming*


Celes: "Ok...too humble to take credit? Then I'll do it.
Here you see Holly making her presence to a rather
unwelcome response. Then you see her challenging
LAWL to bring out their best. When they bring
out their "Spirit of Winter", we see you
RUNNING out of the ring in fear. Then we see
that Abominable Snowwoman almost beating you,
the "Ace of Joshi wrestling" in an impromptu
match. A match in which you tried to use multiple
chairs to no avail. But you outthought her, didn't you?
You then proceeded to run out of the ring and
the LAWLITORIUM, rather then stay and fight."


Holly: "How dare you show that..."


Celes: "If you continue to embarrass OG-Joshi like that,
I'll have to ask that you do not show up at
other promotions. Not only does it hurt our
business relationship with them, but it's just
plain embarrassing for us to be associated with you."

Holly: "I promise you and everyone, I will make LAWL pay
for what they did, and everyone i..."


*Celes interrupts*


Celes: "I really suggest that you not worry about
LAWL and begin training for Dizzy. As she will
take you a lot more seriously then LAWL did."


*Celes's music, "Fields of Fantasy" hits as she exits the ring,
leaving an embarrassed and angry Holly to look at a still frame
on the Orochi-Tron of her running away from the LAWL ring.*


*Bizarre ommercials for LAWL's LAWLIDAY 2005 DVD air*



Mr. Figaro: "well, um, fans...it looks like Celes has
certainly made her mark here so far."


Mr. Clyde: "And the OG-Joshi PPV looks to be taking
further shape. We already have confirmation
of Holly vs. Dizzy and Haley cannon defending
her OG-Joshi World Title against Valeriyah
Belikov, a very tough challenger."


Mr. Figaro: "During the break, we just got word on another
PPV match that was up in the air. During the
holiday break, Tigress Mask challenged Kaori
to a Tag Team match. This is what she said:


*Tigress Mask's recent challenge to Kaori, airs on the OrochiTron*

"The year has been good, I started by winning the Queens Ring Joshi
World Title, then I decided to move to OG-FPD Joshi, where I was
undefeated until the finals of the KNIT. All in all, I'd say it's
been a successful year. However, I do want to start the new year
with some redemption. I don't want to sound sore, and I will admit
I was defeated fairly, but everyone watching my match with Kaori
Night knows that it could have gone either way. She got a good roll-up
and I was unable to kick out, but I was certainly not unable to continue.
I'm not even going to ask for another singles match, as I don't feel I've
earned it...but I do want another shot at Kaori Night, so I'm issuing a
tag team challenge. It doesn't even matter who we partner with, I just want
to face off again, to show everyone that I was defeated, but not beaten.
You bring your partner, Kaori, and I'll bring mine." - Tigress Mask



Mr. Clyde: "Kaori NiGHT has accepted that challenge under the
condition that the match happen at the PPV."

Mr. Figaro: "Kaori NiGHT is a proud wrestler and enjoys
having matches at high profile events. With
her career successes, who can blame her?"

Mr. Clyde: "Their match will be a tag match. And both of them
have refused to tell us who their partners will
be. So the match will be Tigress Mask with a
mystery partner vs. Kaori NiGHT with a mystery partner."

Mr. Figaro: "Very mysterious!! Get it!?"


Mr. Clyde: "That makes 3 matches for the OG-Joshi PPV. The 4th
match consist of Azumi Oonishi vs. Yoyo Banzai."

Mr. Figaro: "In a feud that has carried over from their other
promotion, NANI Joshi MAX, and has been brewing
in OG-Joshi since both of their debuts in Fall
of this past year. These two have been fiercely
competitive with Yoyo taking up the verbal
gauntlet against the more quiet and respectful
Azumi. Azumi won the first match but Yoyo
advanced further then Azumi in the KNIT and
sees that as a victory. So they will get another
chance to see who is better, and on a grand stage."

Mr. Clyde: "And the 5th and final match on the upcoming Joshi
PPV is Lisa Robinson vs. Diva Dynamite."


Mr. Figaro: "This match was made due to some of the tension
during the KNIT Round 1 match between Lisa, Yoyo,
and Diva. Lisa was very upset at Diva for teaming
with Yoyo to try to eliminate Lisa from the match.
In the process, Lisa's leg was injured to an extent
that made it difficult for her to compete with Yoyo
at the following KNIT match, which Yoyo won.
Lisa wanted a one on one match against Diva and got it."

Mr. Figaro: So the full line-up for the PPV is as follows:



OG-JOSHI PPV - FEBRUARY 26th, 2006

* JOSHI TITLE MATCH: Haley Cannon (C) vs. Valeriyah Belikov
* Diane "Dizzy" Cavuto vs. Holly
* Kaori NiGHT/? vs. Tigress Mask/?
* Azumi Oonishi vs. Yoyo Banzai
* Lisa Robinson vs. Diva Dynamite




Mr. Clyde: "And due to the fourth and fifth match, Celes has
signed a tag match tonight. It will be Azumi and
Lisa Robinson taking on Yoyo and Diva Dynamite."


Mr. Figaro: "What's ironic is that now Diva really IS teaming
with Yoyo Banzai after all the accusations Lisa made!"


Mr. Clyde: "Good point. So perhaps Yoyo and Diva have an advantage
going into this match due to prior teamwork."

Mr. Figaro: "I'd say they did. It's also interesting to point out
that even though Lisa's PPV match is against Diva,
Lisa also wants revenge on Yoyo for all that happened.
So Lisa will have plenty of motivation in this match."

Mr. Clyde: "Let's find out how it all plays out, now."





Match 2


Azumi Oonishi/Lisa Robinson vs. Yoyo Banzai/Diva Dynamite






*POST MATCH SPOILERS*




















Mr. Clyde: "A very hard fought and competitive match between
both teams but Lisa Robinson is able to pick up
the win with a very impressive running kick. And
once again we are left to watch Yoyo Banzai turn
her back on Diva Dynamite at the end of the match."


Mr. Figaro: "Well, she didn't intentionally betray her, Clyde!"


Mr. Clyde: "After Lisa covered Diva, Yoyo did not come back
into the ring to help her out."


Mr. Figaro: "Yoyo did not want to tire herself out. She has
a very important match at the PPV!"


Mr. Clyde: "So does Azumi...in fact, it's the SAME match.
But Azumi came into the ring to see if Yoyo
was going to try to break up the pin. I think
Azumi is a little surprised Yoyo didn't."


Mr. Figaro: "We've seen Yoyo Banzai playing some excellent
mind games since she arrived here in OG-Joshi.
I wouldn't put anything past her. I'm sure
everything she is doing has been calculated
to confuse her opponents and its working."


Mr. Clyde: "Azumi and Lisa may be a bit confused, but they
are VERY happy that they won the match."


Mr. Figaro: "Perhaps Yoyo's long term goal of winning the
PPV match requires a short term tag loss. How
should I know? I'm not Yoyo's publicist!!"






*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*




*END of OG-Joshi portion of Voltage*