Aces Wild
Feb 16, 2007 2:36:08 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 16, 2007 2:36:08 GMT -5
3/13/06
*It is Monday morning at Orochi-O's, Inc. Holly walks from her office to Celes's office down the hall. Celes was recently given an office on that floor to handle OG-Joshi business during the week.*
*Holly knocks on the door of Celes' office*
Celes: "Enter."
*Holly walks in, which evokes an excited look from Celes. A look that immediately confuses Holly*
Celes: "Finally, I've been waiting for THIS all weekend. What took you so long?"
*Holly stares at Celes, highly confused*
Celes: "It took that poor, dimwitted, Dynamite girl less time to address her pathetic concerns after Voltage then it took you. I expected you to storm into my office, last night at the show, screaming like an undersexed banshee."
*Holly dons her fakest of smiles*
Holly: "Miss Celes...I think you underestimated me. You see, I realize that you made a simple mistake when leaving me out of the Emergence: Evolution Tournament. And I am hear to help you correct that."
*Holly takes out a sealed Orochi-O's Land brand deck of cards from her pocket...*
Celes: "A visual aid...how nice. I'm glad you paid attention in elementary school."
*Holly begins opening up the deck of cards*
Holly: "Funny...because I think it's YOU who needs a bit of an educational lesson right now."
*Celes raises her eyebrow as if to suggest "orly?"*
Holly: "I learned a lot from Johnny Domino...you remember, the one I left Geese for those years ago?"
*Celes gets a brief grimace on her face and cracks her knuckles*
Holly: "You see...playing cards is a lot like running a wrestling federation. When you open a new pack of cards, in anticipation of a serious game, you are supposed to remove the JOKERS from the deck before you play, NOT the aces!"
Celes: "Am I supposed to be impressed by your "inventive" analogy? No matter. As I believe I stated at Voltage, Diane Cavuto is IN the Emergence Evolution tournament."
*Holly's fake smile goes away and she begins turning red*
Holly: "I am the ace of OG-Joshi...not..."
Celes: "Incorrect. I define an OG-Joshi "Ace" as the woman who goes above and beyond for OG-Joshi. Someone who ALWAYS puts on the best show no matter what the circumstances are. And although Dizzy may not be the only "Ace" here, she is certainly one of them. YOU, however, are not one of them, and are far from EVER reaching such status."
*Holly begins silently fuming*
Celes: "What you did at Emergence shows that you do not care at ALL for OG-Joshi, but only for yourself."
Holly: "I don't need the lecture. I can easily just go straight to OrochiGeese right now and tell him that what I did was no different then what Juli Krieger did to Alicia Gordon! Hell, I didn't even send Dizzy to the hospital like Juli sent Alicia!! At least Dizzy was able to have a match with me! So what makes you think I should even be punished when Juli got barely a slap on the wrist?"
Celes: "I'll save you the walk to Geese's office, as well as any time of his you'd waste with your foolish protest. I have already spoken to Geese about this and we agreed that what you did to Dizzy at Emergence WAS a punishable offence."
Holly: "Oh please...Dizzy had it coming to her...and my cards analogy was MUCH better then her duck analogy! Maybe if she stopped spinning around 24/7, she'd be able to think and talk straight."
Celes: "As heinous as Juli's attack on Alicia was, at least she waited until AFTER her match with Alicia to attack her. You...you almost cost us the semi-main event of the first OG-Joshi PPV!"
Holly: "Yeah...so what? Even if she didn't compete, the fans still got to see ME during the show as I attacked her! And I'm who the fans came to see anyway!"
Celes: "EXACTLY THE PROBLEM!"
*Celes actually begins to get angry*
Celes: "OG-Joshi Emergence had been advertised for over a month, and your match with Dizzy was a key component to it's success. By trying to injure her leg before the match, you put one of our marquee matches at risk of not taking place. That would have made OG-Joshi and OrochiGeese look VERY bad if we had been able to deliver that match."
*Holly gets an egotistical look on her face*
Holly: "Well I guess you are kind of right. After all, Haley Cannon couldn't carry a PPV by herself, neither could Kaori NiGHT....well, unless it's one of those "Adult action" PPV's you get at motels. And even then, I hear she needs some help during those...
Celes: "Silence. While you almost cost us a major match at our first PPV, Dizzy went above and beyond for us, despite the pain she felt and the risk of permanent injury to her. She is a TRUE OG-Joshi Ace and is a perfect representation of our spirit. You...you're lucky you still have a job here. If it was up to me, and not Geese, you'd have been handed your pink slip last week."
Holly: "But it's NOT up to you though! Not JUST you!"
Celes: "And that brings me to the main point. Geese and I have decided, together, that the punishment for your actions will be your involuntary absence from the OG-Joshi Emergence Evolution Tournament. You have been deemed completely unfit to compete to represent OG-Joshi at Evo.R."
*Holly looks down, enraged*
Holly: "You will pay for this, and so will Dizzy. And everyone in that tournament. They're ALL jokers. I'm the TRUE Ace of OG-Joshi. And by not having me in it, the tournament means NOTHING. I beat Dizzy at Emergence..."
Celes: "You inched out a victory over a woman that could barely stand. Care to wrestle a baby for some candy as well? Then you can declare yourself the Ace of the playground? Cause that seems like the only place someone of your maturity and moodswings belongs. Just don't breathe on them and cause an epidemic."
*Holly's eyes grow wide with rage. Just then, OrochiGeese passes by the office, sees the confrontation and steps inside*
OG: "Is everything all right here?"
Holly: "Geese...this woman...she's...she's really pushing me..."
Celes: "Please tell Ms. Walker that OUR decision to keep her out of the Evo Tournament is final."
OG: "Holly, you heard what Celes said. You almost cost us a match at Emergence. This is your punishm...
*Holly doesn't wait for OG to complete his sentence. She storms out of the office and down the hall into hers. Wild and quite imaginative cursing is heard throughout the office floor*
OG: "I'd say she took that about as well as we expected."
Celes: "It's worth it just to have OG-Joshi represent itself with some dignity at Evo.R."
*It is Monday morning at Orochi-O's, Inc. Holly walks from her office to Celes's office down the hall. Celes was recently given an office on that floor to handle OG-Joshi business during the week.*
*Holly knocks on the door of Celes' office*
Celes: "Enter."
*Holly walks in, which evokes an excited look from Celes. A look that immediately confuses Holly*
Celes: "Finally, I've been waiting for THIS all weekend. What took you so long?"
*Holly stares at Celes, highly confused*
Celes: "It took that poor, dimwitted, Dynamite girl less time to address her pathetic concerns after Voltage then it took you. I expected you to storm into my office, last night at the show, screaming like an undersexed banshee."
*Holly dons her fakest of smiles*
Holly: "Miss Celes...I think you underestimated me. You see, I realize that you made a simple mistake when leaving me out of the Emergence: Evolution Tournament. And I am hear to help you correct that."
*Holly takes out a sealed Orochi-O's Land brand deck of cards from her pocket...*
Celes: "A visual aid...how nice. I'm glad you paid attention in elementary school."
*Holly begins opening up the deck of cards*
Holly: "Funny...because I think it's YOU who needs a bit of an educational lesson right now."
*Celes raises her eyebrow as if to suggest "orly?"*
Holly: "I learned a lot from Johnny Domino...you remember, the one I left Geese for those years ago?"
*Celes gets a brief grimace on her face and cracks her knuckles*
Holly: "You see...playing cards is a lot like running a wrestling federation. When you open a new pack of cards, in anticipation of a serious game, you are supposed to remove the JOKERS from the deck before you play, NOT the aces!"
Celes: "Am I supposed to be impressed by your "inventive" analogy? No matter. As I believe I stated at Voltage, Diane Cavuto is IN the Emergence Evolution tournament."
*Holly's fake smile goes away and she begins turning red*
Holly: "I am the ace of OG-Joshi...not..."
Celes: "Incorrect. I define an OG-Joshi "Ace" as the woman who goes above and beyond for OG-Joshi. Someone who ALWAYS puts on the best show no matter what the circumstances are. And although Dizzy may not be the only "Ace" here, she is certainly one of them. YOU, however, are not one of them, and are far from EVER reaching such status."
*Holly begins silently fuming*
Celes: "What you did at Emergence shows that you do not care at ALL for OG-Joshi, but only for yourself."
Holly: "I don't need the lecture. I can easily just go straight to OrochiGeese right now and tell him that what I did was no different then what Juli Krieger did to Alicia Gordon! Hell, I didn't even send Dizzy to the hospital like Juli sent Alicia!! At least Dizzy was able to have a match with me! So what makes you think I should even be punished when Juli got barely a slap on the wrist?"
Celes: "I'll save you the walk to Geese's office, as well as any time of his you'd waste with your foolish protest. I have already spoken to Geese about this and we agreed that what you did to Dizzy at Emergence WAS a punishable offence."
Holly: "Oh please...Dizzy had it coming to her...and my cards analogy was MUCH better then her duck analogy! Maybe if she stopped spinning around 24/7, she'd be able to think and talk straight."
Celes: "As heinous as Juli's attack on Alicia was, at least she waited until AFTER her match with Alicia to attack her. You...you almost cost us the semi-main event of the first OG-Joshi PPV!"
Holly: "Yeah...so what? Even if she didn't compete, the fans still got to see ME during the show as I attacked her! And I'm who the fans came to see anyway!"
Celes: "EXACTLY THE PROBLEM!"
*Celes actually begins to get angry*
Celes: "OG-Joshi Emergence had been advertised for over a month, and your match with Dizzy was a key component to it's success. By trying to injure her leg before the match, you put one of our marquee matches at risk of not taking place. That would have made OG-Joshi and OrochiGeese look VERY bad if we had been able to deliver that match."
*Holly gets an egotistical look on her face*
Holly: "Well I guess you are kind of right. After all, Haley Cannon couldn't carry a PPV by herself, neither could Kaori NiGHT....well, unless it's one of those "Adult action" PPV's you get at motels. And even then, I hear she needs some help during those...
Celes: "Silence. While you almost cost us a major match at our first PPV, Dizzy went above and beyond for us, despite the pain she felt and the risk of permanent injury to her. She is a TRUE OG-Joshi Ace and is a perfect representation of our spirit. You...you're lucky you still have a job here. If it was up to me, and not Geese, you'd have been handed your pink slip last week."
Holly: "But it's NOT up to you though! Not JUST you!"
Celes: "And that brings me to the main point. Geese and I have decided, together, that the punishment for your actions will be your involuntary absence from the OG-Joshi Emergence Evolution Tournament. You have been deemed completely unfit to compete to represent OG-Joshi at Evo.R."
*Holly looks down, enraged*
Holly: "You will pay for this, and so will Dizzy. And everyone in that tournament. They're ALL jokers. I'm the TRUE Ace of OG-Joshi. And by not having me in it, the tournament means NOTHING. I beat Dizzy at Emergence..."
Celes: "You inched out a victory over a woman that could barely stand. Care to wrestle a baby for some candy as well? Then you can declare yourself the Ace of the playground? Cause that seems like the only place someone of your maturity and moodswings belongs. Just don't breathe on them and cause an epidemic."
*Holly's eyes grow wide with rage. Just then, OrochiGeese passes by the office, sees the confrontation and steps inside*
OG: "Is everything all right here?"
Holly: "Geese...this woman...she's...she's really pushing me..."
Celes: "Please tell Ms. Walker that OUR decision to keep her out of the Evo Tournament is final."
OG: "Holly, you heard what Celes said. You almost cost us a match at Emergence. This is your punishm...
*Holly doesn't wait for OG to complete his sentence. She storms out of the office and down the hall into hers. Wild and quite imaginative cursing is heard throughout the office floor*
OG: "I'd say she took that about as well as we expected."
Celes: "It's worth it just to have OG-Joshi represent itself with some dignity at Evo.R."