Dizzy: "Duck Metaphor"
Feb 16, 2007 2:35:08 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 16, 2007 2:35:08 GMT -5
Scene opens with Dizzy sitting in a lawn chair in front of an OG-Joshi banner... why? Well, lawn chairs are fun. Dressed up in the Team Ryder colors (black, green, white), she smiles widely, although, sadly.
[Dizzy:] It's been wrote that if one is to fall in the process of revenging someone or something, that they didn't fail - they were doing what they should, and that they had to be killed to keep people alive says that their path towards success is still successful.
I might be misquoting that, though.
Holly beat me at Emergence - I can not lie about that, that I can't. I will not make excuses, either, because I came out and fought anyways, that I did! But we learned something about Holly; we all learned how desperate she is to win her wrestling matches!
...I want to challenge her again. And I want to challenge Haley Cannon again. But, I can't, no no, no I can't, because I need to get some BIG wins, that I do. It's like... well...
Think of it like a ducky! This ducky, sometimes, they'll grab rocks and stuff, and they'll make a pile with it! As they make the pile, well, it gets bigger. And as it gets bigger, they can sit on top of it and see more!
[Camera Man:] ...are you sure ducks do that?
[Dizzy:] Shhh! This is my promo!
ANYWAYS.
The pile of rocks is okay for the ducky at first - but then, as the ducky gets bigger, it needs more rocks to pile up to see more! Holly is a ducky who climbs up by kicking down every other ducky's pile of rocks - and Haley Cannon is a ducky who works hard at building up her pile of rocks!
So, uh, comparing me to Haley Cannon is like, uh... Wow. This duck metaphor, uh, it's not working so good.
DO OVER! OKAY!
I lost to Holly, I lost to Haley Cannon - Holly can brag about how she beat me because if she DIDN'T brag, well, she wouldn't be Holly, but Haley Cannon doesn't brag because she can accept that I made her work for that win, and if the referee hadn't made the call to stop the match, well... it wouldn't have been that much longer, because I was having problems standing up.
...wait, what was my point?
Dizzy looks to the side, and bites her knuckle, frowning a bit as she thinks...
[Dizzy:] Oh! Uh... well, I... I seem to be a little bit lost right now. I hope our announcement for Evo.R isn't a bad thing, because I'd love to wrestle on that show, that I would...
Scene fades, 'cuz it's done.
[Dizzy:] It's been wrote that if one is to fall in the process of revenging someone or something, that they didn't fail - they were doing what they should, and that they had to be killed to keep people alive says that their path towards success is still successful.
I might be misquoting that, though.
Holly beat me at Emergence - I can not lie about that, that I can't. I will not make excuses, either, because I came out and fought anyways, that I did! But we learned something about Holly; we all learned how desperate she is to win her wrestling matches!
...I want to challenge her again. And I want to challenge Haley Cannon again. But, I can't, no no, no I can't, because I need to get some BIG wins, that I do. It's like... well...
Think of it like a ducky! This ducky, sometimes, they'll grab rocks and stuff, and they'll make a pile with it! As they make the pile, well, it gets bigger. And as it gets bigger, they can sit on top of it and see more!
[Camera Man:] ...are you sure ducks do that?
[Dizzy:] Shhh! This is my promo!
ANYWAYS.
The pile of rocks is okay for the ducky at first - but then, as the ducky gets bigger, it needs more rocks to pile up to see more! Holly is a ducky who climbs up by kicking down every other ducky's pile of rocks - and Haley Cannon is a ducky who works hard at building up her pile of rocks!
So, uh, comparing me to Haley Cannon is like, uh... Wow. This duck metaphor, uh, it's not working so good.
DO OVER! OKAY!
I lost to Holly, I lost to Haley Cannon - Holly can brag about how she beat me because if she DIDN'T brag, well, she wouldn't be Holly, but Haley Cannon doesn't brag because she can accept that I made her work for that win, and if the referee hadn't made the call to stop the match, well... it wouldn't have been that much longer, because I was having problems standing up.
...wait, what was my point?
Dizzy looks to the side, and bites her knuckle, frowning a bit as she thinks...
[Dizzy:] Oh! Uh... well, I... I seem to be a little bit lost right now. I hope our announcement for Evo.R isn't a bad thing, because I'd love to wrestle on that show, that I would...
Scene fades, 'cuz it's done.