Holly loves to rub it...in! In!
Feb 16, 2007 2:34:14 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 16, 2007 2:34:14 GMT -5
*Holly is leisurely laying on a couch in her apartment, early Friday night*
Holly: *Yawns* "Oh my...what a hectic week it's been. But when you live life and party like I do, celebrating big victories isn't quite the relaxing and boring affair others make it out to be."
Holly: "Take Kaori NiGHT for example...well, you probably don't want to take her...poor girl's got some weight problems herself...that's why she had to pick on poor "Ghonoriyah Bellycough."
*Holly giggles at bit at her word mastery skills*
Holly: "But look at Kaori. What does she do to celebrate after her "big win" at Emergence? Um...she drinks a lot of coffee? Did i get that right? Coffee?"
Holly: "I know she and slutbag...aka Jo Ryder...
*Holly nods to the camera in understanding*
Holly: "I know those two were tight at times, so maybe Jo taught Kaori how to "party" like she did...only with coffee instead of broomsticks. Guess Kaori got off lucky...if she ever has anyone to actually get her off at all...."
Holly: "I can't really blame Kaori for not taking celebration to the heights I have this week. After all, you heard it from the horse's mouth...all Kaori really did was win some mid-card tag team match!! And she wasn't even totally responsible for the victory! Her "mystery partner", Jenny McLoserhan, played a pretty important role too...besides just Kaori's mobile coffee machine. And best of all...
*Holly starts laughing*
Holly: "All they did was beat some...oh what were Kaori's deliciously chosen words again?"
*Holly takes out a sheet of paper from her pocket and starts reading from it*
"Inexperienced and disappointing grapplers!"
*Holly laughs some more*
Holly: "Whereas I did something that deserves REAL accolades. Last weekend at OG-Joshi Emergence, I defeated the first OG-Joshi Champion ever, Diane "Dizzy" Cavuto."
Holly: "I defeated the woman that no one thought I could beat. The woman that beat me at the first OG-Joshi match! Well I one-upped her by beating her at the first OG-Joshi only PPV!"
Holly: "Not only that, but i did it with STYLE. You all thought I was JUST going to focus on Dizzy's bum, fat, out of shape, sexually repelling leg, right? And yeah...I might have taken some "liberties"...
*Holly suddenly gets an innocent expression*
Holly: "With Dizzy's leg beforehand. But when it came down to it, I didn't try to even beat her with the H-Lock 69. That would have been TOO easy. Plus, who wants to "69" Dizzy other then some weird deviant amphibian?"
Holly: "What I did...was brilliant. I beat her at her own game. I beat a high flyer with my own high flying move. I brought back my old "HOLLY loves WOOD" frankensteiner and added a new twist to it...and about 3 turnbuckles of height!"
Holly: "And I proceeded to pin that harlet's shoulders to the mat...1..2..3!"
Holly: "So...what does that make me? Besides the TRUE Ace of OG-Joshi and the wrestling world? Well it makes me quite happy!! It makes me quite proud...and it makes me RIGHT."
Holly: "You hear that Geese...you hear that "Colonel Celes?" I beat Dizzy on my own! Not through any "backstage powers!" Or "Sleeping with the creative team!" Or even being related to the owner! I beat Dizzy based on my own superior skill. And I showed OG-Joshi and the wrestling world that I.AM.THE.BEST."
Holly: "So...what to do now? Well, besides going out and celebrating some more of course this weekend! But I have a feeling Celsius will have a big announcement for the next Voltage...and I'm guessing she is going to make ME the #1 Contender to the OG-Joshi World Championship so that I can face and beat Hilly Canyon."
Holly: "But in the meantime OG-Joshi...marvel at my greatness, behold my awesome power! For I have now beaten everyone that has been thrown at me here! And I have completely dismantled those Team Ryder "chicks with dix...dexterity!" Yes..their dexterity was no match for mine!"
*Holly jumps up from the couch with an emboldened look in her eye*
Holly: "So I say this to you one more time OG-Joshi...with one more major victory under my belt...bow to your Joshi Ace and watch as I become the next OG-Joshi World Champion!"
Holly: "But for now...time to get my party on!"
*Holly does a little hip dancing jig, caressing her body, as the camera fades*
Holly: *Yawns* "Oh my...what a hectic week it's been. But when you live life and party like I do, celebrating big victories isn't quite the relaxing and boring affair others make it out to be."
Holly: "Take Kaori NiGHT for example...well, you probably don't want to take her...poor girl's got some weight problems herself...that's why she had to pick on poor "Ghonoriyah Bellycough."
*Holly giggles at bit at her word mastery skills*
Holly: "But look at Kaori. What does she do to celebrate after her "big win" at Emergence? Um...she drinks a lot of coffee? Did i get that right? Coffee?"
Holly: "I know she and slutbag...aka Jo Ryder...
*Holly nods to the camera in understanding*
Holly: "I know those two were tight at times, so maybe Jo taught Kaori how to "party" like she did...only with coffee instead of broomsticks. Guess Kaori got off lucky...if she ever has anyone to actually get her off at all...."
Holly: "I can't really blame Kaori for not taking celebration to the heights I have this week. After all, you heard it from the horse's mouth...all Kaori really did was win some mid-card tag team match!! And she wasn't even totally responsible for the victory! Her "mystery partner", Jenny McLoserhan, played a pretty important role too...besides just Kaori's mobile coffee machine. And best of all...
*Holly starts laughing*
Holly: "All they did was beat some...oh what were Kaori's deliciously chosen words again?"
*Holly takes out a sheet of paper from her pocket and starts reading from it*
"Inexperienced and disappointing grapplers!"
*Holly laughs some more*
Holly: "Whereas I did something that deserves REAL accolades. Last weekend at OG-Joshi Emergence, I defeated the first OG-Joshi Champion ever, Diane "Dizzy" Cavuto."
Holly: "I defeated the woman that no one thought I could beat. The woman that beat me at the first OG-Joshi match! Well I one-upped her by beating her at the first OG-Joshi only PPV!"
Holly: "Not only that, but i did it with STYLE. You all thought I was JUST going to focus on Dizzy's bum, fat, out of shape, sexually repelling leg, right? And yeah...I might have taken some "liberties"...
*Holly suddenly gets an innocent expression*
Holly: "With Dizzy's leg beforehand. But when it came down to it, I didn't try to even beat her with the H-Lock 69. That would have been TOO easy. Plus, who wants to "69" Dizzy other then some weird deviant amphibian?"
Holly: "What I did...was brilliant. I beat her at her own game. I beat a high flyer with my own high flying move. I brought back my old "HOLLY loves WOOD" frankensteiner and added a new twist to it...and about 3 turnbuckles of height!"
Holly: "And I proceeded to pin that harlet's shoulders to the mat...1..2..3!"
Holly: "So...what does that make me? Besides the TRUE Ace of OG-Joshi and the wrestling world? Well it makes me quite happy!! It makes me quite proud...and it makes me RIGHT."
Holly: "You hear that Geese...you hear that "Colonel Celes?" I beat Dizzy on my own! Not through any "backstage powers!" Or "Sleeping with the creative team!" Or even being related to the owner! I beat Dizzy based on my own superior skill. And I showed OG-Joshi and the wrestling world that I.AM.THE.BEST."
Holly: "So...what to do now? Well, besides going out and celebrating some more of course this weekend! But I have a feeling Celsius will have a big announcement for the next Voltage...and I'm guessing she is going to make ME the #1 Contender to the OG-Joshi World Championship so that I can face and beat Hilly Canyon."
Holly: "But in the meantime OG-Joshi...marvel at my greatness, behold my awesome power! For I have now beaten everyone that has been thrown at me here! And I have completely dismantled those Team Ryder "chicks with dix...dexterity!" Yes..their dexterity was no match for mine!"
*Holly jumps up from the couch with an emboldened look in her eye*
Holly: "So I say this to you one more time OG-Joshi...with one more major victory under my belt...bow to your Joshi Ace and watch as I become the next OG-Joshi World Champion!"
Holly: "But for now...time to get my party on!"
*Holly does a little hip dancing jig, caressing her body, as the camera fades*