Kaori NiGHT - HLA (Hot Latté Action)
Feb 16, 2007 2:32:14 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 16, 2007 2:32:14 GMT -5
2/28/06
Fade in to the OG-Joshi backdrop, a certain HUGE International Pop Star standing before it, looking bored.
[Kaori:] See, here's the deal. As Kaori NiGHT, the Queen of Professional Wrestling, I rightfully feel that I deserve better than having mid-card tag matches at big Pay-Per-View events. Especially against inexperienced and altogether disappointing grapplers like Visper Karr and Tigress Mask. However, someone last night didn't disappoint. And that person...
Kaori reaches off screen, then pulls a somewhat embarassed Jenny McLanahan into view.
[Kaori:] ...is my partner, Jenny McLanahan. Jenny?
Jenny looks up.
[Jenny:] Yeah?
[Kaori:] Get me a latté?
[Jenny:] Um... okay.
Kaori lets go and Jenny walks off screen.
[Kaori:] Speaking of disappointing, there was the challenger for the OG-Joshi World Championship; Valeriyah Belikov. I don't speak Russian, so I can't say this directly to her, but I hope her translator will do their job; Way to make Russia look good, girly. With your fat-ass thighs. Horrible, and just disgraceful. I mean, here I was, perfectly capable of being in the main event, but Geese or Celes or whoever thinks it would be a good idea to fly in some Russian hack to lose in 20 minutes! God!
Jenny comes back into the screen, smiling brightly and holding a tall chai latté. Kaori smiles and takes a sip.
[Kaori:] Okay. We're done here.
Kaori walks off, and Jenny looks surprised.
[Jenny:] Well, wait. What about what I had to sa--
Fade.
Fade in to the OG-Joshi backdrop, a certain HUGE International Pop Star standing before it, looking bored.
[Kaori:] See, here's the deal. As Kaori NiGHT, the Queen of Professional Wrestling, I rightfully feel that I deserve better than having mid-card tag matches at big Pay-Per-View events. Especially against inexperienced and altogether disappointing grapplers like Visper Karr and Tigress Mask. However, someone last night didn't disappoint. And that person...
Kaori reaches off screen, then pulls a somewhat embarassed Jenny McLanahan into view.
[Kaori:] ...is my partner, Jenny McLanahan. Jenny?
Jenny looks up.
[Jenny:] Yeah?
[Kaori:] Get me a latté?
[Jenny:] Um... okay.
Kaori lets go and Jenny walks off screen.
[Kaori:] Speaking of disappointing, there was the challenger for the OG-Joshi World Championship; Valeriyah Belikov. I don't speak Russian, so I can't say this directly to her, but I hope her translator will do their job; Way to make Russia look good, girly. With your fat-ass thighs. Horrible, and just disgraceful. I mean, here I was, perfectly capable of being in the main event, but Geese or Celes or whoever thinks it would be a good idea to fly in some Russian hack to lose in 20 minutes! God!
Jenny comes back into the screen, smiling brightly and holding a tall chai latté. Kaori smiles and takes a sip.
[Kaori:] Okay. We're done here.
Kaori walks off, and Jenny looks surprised.
[Jenny:] Well, wait. What about what I had to sa--
Fade.