Visper Karr - SECRET IDENTITY WOES
Feb 16, 2007 2:31:39 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 16, 2007 2:31:39 GMT -5
Fade in to the OG-FPD banner, just hangin' around backstage.
Yep. Just chillin'.
...
Oh, right. Pan over to the right; the OG-Joshi banner, and Visper Karr stands before it.
[Visper:] Lemmie get somethin' straight, Miss HUGE International Pop Star. I beat Holly to become the Globally Honored Pants, and you're gonna try to cut me down? Well, then, missy, I'm afraid I have no other option than to...
Visper ducks down and there almost seems to be a struggle going on, just under the sight of the camera. After a moment, Visper pops back up, hands on her hips... and, uh... wearing a pair of gym shorts on her head, smiling widely.
[Visper:] ...than to run with it. I am, indeed Pants-girl! I don't know how you found out my secret identity, but I promise upon my pants that you won't get away with this, you dastardly villianess! I swe...
Visper slumps a bit, and takes the Globally Honored Pants off her head.
[Visper:] Yanno what? Screw it. Leave the comedy promos to Colt Cabana. Kaori, at Emergence, I'm going to show you what I'm made of. Tigress and I may win, and we may lose, but rest assured that somebody is going to get kicked.
IN THE FACE!
Fade.
Yep. Just chillin'.
...
Oh, right. Pan over to the right; the OG-Joshi banner, and Visper Karr stands before it.
[Visper:] Lemmie get somethin' straight, Miss HUGE International Pop Star. I beat Holly to become the Globally Honored Pants, and you're gonna try to cut me down? Well, then, missy, I'm afraid I have no other option than to...
Visper ducks down and there almost seems to be a struggle going on, just under the sight of the camera. After a moment, Visper pops back up, hands on her hips... and, uh... wearing a pair of gym shorts on her head, smiling widely.
[Visper:] ...than to run with it. I am, indeed Pants-girl! I don't know how you found out my secret identity, but I promise upon my pants that you won't get away with this, you dastardly villianess! I swe...
Visper slumps a bit, and takes the Globally Honored Pants off her head.
[Visper:] Yanno what? Screw it. Leave the comedy promos to Colt Cabana. Kaori, at Emergence, I'm going to show you what I'm made of. Tigress and I may win, and we may lose, but rest assured that somebody is going to get kicked.
IN THE FACE!
Fade.