Kaori NiGHT - Baggage Claim
Feb 16, 2007 2:31:07 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 16, 2007 2:31:07 GMT -5
Fade in to an airport baggage claim. Kaori NiGHT stands in front of a large stack of luggage, the vast majority of it an off-white, bearing a "double 'C'" design (lol not Claudio, but we <3 him anyway) and one a vastly different pattern - it would appear to be emulating 8-bit graphics -. Her arms crossed defiantly and a bored look on her face as flashes go off from various directions. The camera spins to reveal a gaggle of paparazzi yelling things like "Miss NiGHT! Over here Miss NiGHT!" and general paparazzi crap. The camera returns back to the Center of its Universe, Kaori NiGHT, and she has begun to tap her foot impatiently.
[Kaori:] Well, everyone, I'm here at [airport name removed because they're not paying us for endorsement], waiting for my tag team partner for this Sunday at Emergence to get back with my latté.
Now, Tigress Mask and Visper Karr might be our opponents, but you'll have to forgive me for downplaying them juuuuuuuust a bit. Tigress Mask may be a Champion in Japan, and Visper Karr may've just won herself a new pair of gym shorts, but my partner and I are both multiple-time Champions in large, national promotions. And I, of course, am the Queen of Professional Wrestling, and a HUGE International Pop Star.
Now, I don't mean to brag... Well, okay, I do, but there's a point. You see, the point I'm trying to get across is that when it comes right to it, Tigress Mask and Pants-girl are simply outclassed. It's almost unfair, really. But a necessary evil. I guess, in order to prove my dominance here in OG-Joshi, I need to put down anybody that challenges me. Now, I'll give Tigress her due; she did good to win the Kaori NiGHT Invitational. But, instead of rolling over and accepting the fact that she didn't beat me at the Two-Year Anniversary Show, she makes a personal challenge to me, completely unwarranted. But, since I didn't have much else going on, I decided to oblige her.
Now, WHERE IN THE HELL IS MY LATTÉ?!?!?
Fade out.
[Kaori:] Well, everyone, I'm here at [airport name removed because they're not paying us for endorsement], waiting for my tag team partner for this Sunday at Emergence to get back with my latté.
Now, Tigress Mask and Visper Karr might be our opponents, but you'll have to forgive me for downplaying them juuuuuuuust a bit. Tigress Mask may be a Champion in Japan, and Visper Karr may've just won herself a new pair of gym shorts, but my partner and I are both multiple-time Champions in large, national promotions. And I, of course, am the Queen of Professional Wrestling, and a HUGE International Pop Star.
Now, I don't mean to brag... Well, okay, I do, but there's a point. You see, the point I'm trying to get across is that when it comes right to it, Tigress Mask and Pants-girl are simply outclassed. It's almost unfair, really. But a necessary evil. I guess, in order to prove my dominance here in OG-Joshi, I need to put down anybody that challenges me. Now, I'll give Tigress her due; she did good to win the Kaori NiGHT Invitational. But, instead of rolling over and accepting the fact that she didn't beat me at the Two-Year Anniversary Show, she makes a personal challenge to me, completely unwarranted. But, since I didn't have much else going on, I decided to oblige her.
Now, WHERE IN THE HELL IS MY LATTÉ?!?!?
Fade out.