3/12/06 Voltage

[OrochiGeese]

*Highlight reel from Emergence as we see a quick clip
of the end of each match and the victors getting their
hands raised. And there's probably a cool music track
being played during this whole MONTAGE! But not to
"nu-metal" like World feds use...chances are it's
to a "Decisive Battle" remix...cause that's how OG rolls*




*"Fields of Fantasy" comes onto the speakers as General
Celes makes her way down to ringside in her formal
(gold/purple edit attire) wear. She has a mic and
actually appears to be smiling a bit.*



General Celes: "Welcome to another episode of Voltage.
And we have much to discuss tonight.
Mainly OG-Joshi. As I would like to
congratulate every Joshi wrestler in
the back for contributing to a very
successful debut PPV. You all proved
that you could carry a PPV on your
own without needing the draw of OG-FPD."


Celes: "As such, it is my pleasure to announce
that yet another OG-Joshi only PPV is
scheduled this summer for July."


*Cheers from the crowd as well as sign waving*


Celes: "As exciting as that is, and I know
you will all be looking forward to it,
I have news of a more immediate nature.
In fact, this next announcement gives
us at OG-Joshi as much pleasure as
announcing our next PPV."


Celes: "A few weeks ago, OG-Joshi was invited
to participate in the Evo.R Show. Evo
is a megashow that showcases the best
in the wrestling community. Not just
one group, but many of the top wrestling
promotions in the world. It is an
honor for OG-Joshi, a fed that has
only been around for a year, to have
been invited to have a MATCH at Evo.R."

Celes: "For those that remember it, Evo.1 was
perhaps the biggest show in the last
10 years in professional wrestling.
With a main event that people are still
talking about in Lord Vermin vs.
Dante Black, and a technical masterpiece
like Shady vs. Chris Wren in a "Canadian"
2 out of 3 falls matches, Evo.1 set the
standard very high for future Evo events."

Celes: "I believe that OG-Joshi's inclusion into
Evo.R will help raise that bar. And to
do so, we have to put together the best
OG-Joshi match we possibly can with
the fiercest competitors."


Celes: "As such, OG-Joshi will be holding an
Evo Tournament over the next two weeks
to determine who earns their spots
at Evo.R. Next week we will see
4 quarterfinal matches at an event
we will call " Emergence: Evolution"

Celes: "The following week we will see two
semifinal matches at the show we
will call " Emergence: Revolution"

Celes: "The winners of those semifinal matches
will face off AT Evo.R. Their match
will be the finals of the OG-Joshi
Evo.R tournament and will be given
a substantial OG-Joshi Evo Trophy."


Celes: "I would now like to publically read
off the first round matches for
next week: Dizzy vs Azumi Oonishi,
Visper Karr vs. Jenny McLanahan,
Kaori NiGHT vs. Tigress Mask, and
Yoyo Banzai vs. Lisa Robinson."

Celes: "If you haven't noticed, and hopefully
now you will, Miss Robin Walker, aka
"Holly" has not been selected for
this tournament. If she would like
to hear exactly why, she is welcome
to address me directly."

Celes: "I would also like to mention that next
week is the 1 year Anniversary of the
OG-FPD Murderers Row PPV, the PPV that
included the first ever OG-Joshi match.
We have certainly made a lot of progress
since then. Going from that to getting
their own PPV and being granted a match
at a major show as Evo.R."


Celes: "But so as not to rest our our laurels
and get lazy, we are taking steps to
ensure the continued future success
of OG-Joshi. And one of those steps
has been actively recruiting new
wrestlers from around the world. We
have 3 exciting new wrestlers set to
debut in the coming weeks. And one of
them is about to make her official
OG-Joshi debut right now, Kat Black."


*Celes leaves the ring and goes backstage*




Mr. Clyde: "Welcome fans to Voltage, this is Mr. Clyde
and I'm sitting next to Mr. Figaro..."


Mr. Figaro: "What a pair of BLOCKBUSTER announcements!"


Mr. Clyde: "Mr. Figaro...who has already managed to
interrupt me within one sentence..."


Mr. Figaro: "Sorry Clyde...I can't contain myself! First,
another OG-Joshi PPV! You know how much
I loved Emergence!!"


Mr. Clyde: "Yes...perhaps too much actually..."


Mr. Figaro: "And then to top it all off, OG-Joshi
will be invited to be part of Evo.R! And
a tournament to decide it! Oh this is great!"


Mr. Clyde: "And don't forget Celes' third announcement,
that we have new Joshi wrestlers that have
joined. Kat Black is getting ready for her
first match right now against Diva Dynamite."

Mr. Figaro: "You might say Kat is about to try to
'purrrrove herself!"


Mr. Clyde: "You might say that, I never would."


Mr. Figaro: "well we'll see if Diva Dynamite can
'blow up' Kat's chances of victory!"


Mr. Clyde: "By outwrestling her, I'd imagine. We
don't really need explosions here
besides the already loud pyro."

Mr. Figaro: "At least Celes' entrance theme is a bit
calmer then OG's. Everytime he comes
out the entire arena shakes from fury!"


Mr. Clyde: "Yes, I noticed that too. But let us get
right to Kat Black's debut match against
someone who up until recently was an
OG-Joshi rookie herself, Diva Dynamite."




Kat Black vs. Diva Dynamite







*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
























Mr. Clyde: "Quite a match by both women..."


Mr. Figaro: "And quite a debut by Kat Black!"


Mr. Clyde: "Kat Black picking up a victory in a very
grueling and competitive match."


Mr. Figaro: "She is extremely quick!"


Mr. Clyde: "She picked the win up at the 18 minute
mark and really showed her resilience
and tenacity. Both women did in fact."


Mr. Figaro: "This is the second match for Diva Dynamite
where she pushed hard but fell just short.
Similar to her match against Visper Karr."

Mr. Clyde: "Diva came close but she doesn't yet have
that finishing power that Visper or
Kat has shown they have. Kat also showed,
in this very first match of hers, that
she has the endurance one needs to
climb the ladder to the top."


Mr. Figaro: "For a long match, it felt like a quick one
based on their frantic pace throughout!"


Mr. Clyde: "An entertaining match and impressive win
for the newcomer, Kat Black."


Mr. Figaro: 'OH ALSO!!"


Mr. Clyde: "I don't like where this is going..."


Mr. Figaro: "My source tells me..."


Mr. Clyde: "You have a "source?"


Mr. Figaro: "Yeah! I got a buncha cool things! But
my source tells me that today is
Kat Black's birthday! Today Kat Black
is 25!! So let me welcome her into
OG-Joshi by singing her a song!"


*Mr. Clyde braces himself*



Mr. Figaro: "Happy Birthday to Kat,
Happy Birthday to Kat,
You've got a great body,
And I'd like to tap THAT!"


Mr. Clyde: "I was right to be apprehensive..."


Mr. Figaro: "I wonder how her "mat wrestling" is...


Mr. Clyde: "Chances are you'll have to watch it
from a distance..."


Mr. Figaro: "That's cool, I'm into that sorta stuff too..."


Mr. Clyde: "..."











*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*









Mr. Clyde: "Our next match..."


Mr. Figaro: "What I meant to say was..."


Mr. Clyde: "Our NEXT match involves yet another
OG-Joshi newcomer, Lana."


Mr. Figaro: "Lana...what?"


Mr. Clyde: "She just calls herself Lana. Kinda
like Holly just calls herself Holly."


Mr. Figaro: "So Lana is related to Holly?"


Mr. Clyde: "No...I didn't mean that."


Mr. Figaro: "Maybe Lana got the "broomstick" treatment
and shortened her name too."


Mr. Clyde: "How about you get one of your "sources"
to ask Lana that to her face?"


Mr. Figaro: "That wouldn't be a wise method of
journalism Clyde, please!"


Mr. Clyde: "All you need to know is that her
name is Lana and she has already
made some comments to OG-Joshi
before the Emergence PPV."


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Mr. Figaro: "Them's fighting words! To everyone!"


Mr. Clyde: "And Lana is gonna get the chance to do
just that. But she'll have to start with
one wrestler at a time."


Mr. Figaro: "You mean we can't all pile on Lana?"


Mr. Clyde: "Let's see how Lisa fares and you can
decide if you want to try your hand."


Mr. Figaro: "Not really my hand that's intere..."


Mr. Clyde: "Stop.Right.There."


Mr. Figaro: "So..let's talk about Lisa!"


Mr. Clyde: "Lisa Robinson had an impressive showing
at Emergence. In the triple threat
match, she defeated Diva Dynamite
before losing to Patty Sirloin."


Mr. Figaro: "Can't beat the beef!"


Mr. Clyde: "You really want that to get over
as her catchphrase don't you?"


Mr. Figaro: "Can't beat the beef!"


Mr. Clyde: "And Lisa couldn't, but she did
beat Diva and she also provided
a strong test against Patty."


Mr. Figaro: "Can't beat the beef!"


Mr. Clyde: "I'm becoming steadily aware
of that, thank you."


Mr. Figaro: "Let's see if Lisa can beat
the Lana! A showdown of
the "L's". Which L will
"L"ose...get it?"


Mr. Clyde: "Very clever...using the first
letter of a word to emphasize
the word...that's never been
done before in conversation."

Mr. Figaro: "I'm so patenting that!"


Mr. Clyde: "While Mr. Figaro applies for
a patent, let's get right
to the Lana vs. Lisa match."






Lana vs. Lisa Robinson





*POST MATCH SPOILERS*

























Mr. Clyde: "And that match was a very hard fought brawl."


Mr. Figaro: "Fistacuffs were a'flyin!!...


Mr. Clyde: "Lana just went toe to toe with one of
THE best brawlers in OG-Joshi and
more then held her own. In fact, she won."

Mr. Figaro: "Fistacuffs in love...."


Mr. Clyde: "Are you singing a song that both doesn't
exist and shouldn't exist?"


Mr. Figaro: "Don't be a hater, Clyde, don't be a hater."


Mr. Clyde: "What I'm not a "hater" of is the match
we just saw. Lana sure has power to her
punches, i'll tell you that..."


Mr. Figaro: "Her punches clearly have knock-out power.
But she also brings a very experienced
street fighting technique mixed with
MMA and submission. She won that match
with a crossface move so she's clearly
not just a brawler."


Mr. Clyde: "Lisa put up a great fight but she
wasn't ready for Lana. Perhaps
she was too tired after Emergence or
that she is distracted after hearing
the news of her match next week
against Yoyo Banzai in the Evo.R
tournament."

Mr. Figaro: "Especially cause we know Lisa and
Yoyo have a standing issue that has
existed for MONTHS now. You can't
help but think that Lisa got distracted
tonight from her match with Lana
after hearing she could get her
hands on Yoyo next week."

Mr. Clyde: "But we can't sell Lana short as she
was incredibly impressive tonight
and it looks like she truly is here
in OG-Joshi to fight like she says."








*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*







Mr. Figaro: "And that does it for another episode of
Voltage! Thanks for joining us!"



Mr. Clyde: "And tune in next week for the OG-Joshi
Evo.R tournament. Emergence: Evolution
starts next weekend and will then
be followed by Emergence: Revolution
the week after. By the end of this
tournament, we'll know which two
women will be representing OG-Joshi
in a match at the prestigious Evo.R show."


Mr. Figaro: "See you next week Figaronis!"


Mr. Clyde: "Is that your fans? It sounds like pasta."


Mr. Figaro: "Maybe my fans like pasta! Ever think of that!"


Mr. Clyde: "I'm trying not to think any more about
your "Figaronis", thank you."


Mr. Figaro: "I'm sure you have...um...Clydettes?"


Mr. Clyde: "I'm not cut out for fan clubs."


Mr. Figaro: "Yeah, i know, the whole "emotion killing"
thing, we get it, we get it. See
you next week OG-FPD'ers and OG-Joshinis!"