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iDizzy
Feb 16, 2007 2:23:11 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 16, 2007 2:23:11 GMT -5
To: General.Celes@ogfpd.co.uk.x.jp.net From: ShinyHappyDizzy@HAWTmail.com Re: Match Request!
Dear Miss General Celes,
At the last OG-FPD show, Skanky Holly faced off one on one with a McLanahan Pro wrestler named "All Beef" Patty Sirloin. And I want to also wrestle this woman! I wanted to express my desire to wrestle her directly to you, but I'm dreadfully busy being tended to by a cornucopia of HAWT guys here in Nevada. Okay, admittedly, they all work for my Daddy, and they're all probably married or they've been warned not to look at me through threat of kick to the face or being forced to watch a "Best of Holly" DVD.
I look at "All Beef" Patty Sirloin and I see one thing. No, two things. Okay, I see two things. One, that's a BIG girl. Two, I think I could have a REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME wrestling match with her! I want to have this match happen as soon as possible - or, whenever you have it scheduled, would be nice. :-)
I look forward to working with you more in the future, for the future of OroJoshi!
~=_*!!Dizzy!!*_=~
P.S. Please keep that Goose guy out of the women's locker rooms. Last time he tried grabbing people's butts and that's not cool! NO MEANS NO, GOOSE!
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iDizzy
Feb 16, 2007 2:23:35 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 16, 2007 2:23:35 GMT -5
To: ShinyHappyDizzy@HAWTmail.com From: General.Celes@OGJoshi.com Re: re: Match Request!
Dear Miss Cavuto,
Sifting through your email for information actually relevant to me, a smile came to my face when finally reaching your reaction to a match between you and Patty Sirloin.
You have been explained to me as possessing many positive qualities: among them being your unbridled enthusiasm for competition. To me, that is why you have been one of the very top OG-Joshi stars for the last year. And it looks like you will continue as such, judging by the character shown in your email.
As you have no doubt seen from the Voltage schedule leading up to the PPV, you have been matched up against Patty Sirloin on the 12th of February. And so as to not give you the impression that your email had no effect on my decisionmaking, let me reassure you how impressed I am with your desire to face Patty.
You see, at first, I had misgivings about letting you have this match so close to your PPV match with...as you so deftly called her, "Skanky Holly." I wanted to make sure you were at full strength and not distracted. I was considering calling the match off until I received your email.
I can tell that your competitive spirit runs strong and that you will be ready for both Patty AND Holly. As such, I will keep the scheduled match between Patty and you. Hopefully you two can put on the "REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME wrestling match" that you so crave.
On one final note, I wish you luck in your PPV match against Holly. Warriors like you will keep OG-Joshi stronger then ever...whereas gutter trash like her are best taken out quickly before their stench spreads too far. Fight hard and well, Miss Cavuto and an OG-Joshi World Championship shot will not be far away.
-General Celes
P.S. OrochiGoose will be dealt with and controlled. He is the result of one of the more disturbing decisions of Holly when she undeservingly held power here. The Goose will be cooked if he further misbehaves.
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