Kaori NiGHT: New Year's Resolution
Feb 16, 2007 2:16:34 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 16, 2007 2:16:34 GMT -5
Backstage, in front of the brand-spankin' new OG-Joshi banner. Kaori NiGHT, still suffering from the effects of a slowly-fading blonde dye-job (note to Kaori: use a wig next time you want to cos-play), stands smiling.
[Kaori:] All Hail the one true Queen of Professional Wrestling!
Now, if you doubt me, just ask little Tigress Mask. Just ask the winner of my tournament! And while you're doing that, think to yourself, "if Kaori NiGHT isn't the Queen of Professional Wrestling, then why does she get her own tournaments?"
Now, I'll be perfectly honest, for the past couple years, I have been phoning it in when I go out and wrestle. But, everyone needs to be honest with themselves; if I can go out to that ring and not even put forth full effort, yet still steal the show, what does that say about the rest of you? And if you're listening to me, asking yourself, "is she talking to me?" then yes, I am.
So, now, I feel it is time for all of us to reflect on the past year, and look forward to the next. And I, as your Queen, shall lead you all in this endeavor. I myself will admit that this hasn't exactly been a banner year for the Queen of Professional Wrestling. Although I've helped to establish OG-Joshi and its talent as the premiere brand of women's professional wrestling, I have certainly not helped establish myself as the top star of this company. So, my New Year's Resolution is to simply claim my spot on the top here by winning the OG-Joshi World Championship.
Now, if I were some annoying, fake breast-having, green tassel-wearing, crotch-grabbing twat, I might start talking about how Haley Cannon's resolution should be to learn a new move beside a captured suplex, or Holly's resolution should be to get some talent. Or that Dizzy's resolution should be to calm down and try to work some psychology into her matches. But, I'm not some annoying, fake breast-having, green tassel-wearing, crotch-grabbing twat; I am Kaori NiGHT, the Queen of Professional Wrestling. And I think this is going to be a good year.
Kaori walks off. And as we all know, no talent = no promo.
[Kaori:] All Hail the one true Queen of Professional Wrestling!
Now, if you doubt me, just ask little Tigress Mask. Just ask the winner of my tournament! And while you're doing that, think to yourself, "if Kaori NiGHT isn't the Queen of Professional Wrestling, then why does she get her own tournaments?"
Now, I'll be perfectly honest, for the past couple years, I have been phoning it in when I go out and wrestle. But, everyone needs to be honest with themselves; if I can go out to that ring and not even put forth full effort, yet still steal the show, what does that say about the rest of you? And if you're listening to me, asking yourself, "is she talking to me?" then yes, I am.
So, now, I feel it is time for all of us to reflect on the past year, and look forward to the next. And I, as your Queen, shall lead you all in this endeavor. I myself will admit that this hasn't exactly been a banner year for the Queen of Professional Wrestling. Although I've helped to establish OG-Joshi and its talent as the premiere brand of women's professional wrestling, I have certainly not helped establish myself as the top star of this company. So, my New Year's Resolution is to simply claim my spot on the top here by winning the OG-Joshi World Championship.
Now, if I were some annoying, fake breast-having, green tassel-wearing, crotch-grabbing twat, I might start talking about how Haley Cannon's resolution should be to learn a new move beside a captured suplex, or Holly's resolution should be to get some talent. Or that Dizzy's resolution should be to calm down and try to work some psychology into her matches. But, I'm not some annoying, fake breast-having, green tassel-wearing, crotch-grabbing twat; I am Kaori NiGHT, the Queen of Professional Wrestling. And I think this is going to be a good year.
Kaori walks off. And as we all know, no talent = no promo.