11/20/05 Voltage
Feb 14, 2007 23:24:50 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 14, 2007 23:24:50 GMT -5
OG-Joshi portion of the show:
Mr. Figaro: "Now it is time to get to the HOT Joshi Semifinal match!"
Mr. Clyde: "Yes...let's. As this has actually turned into not
just a semifinal match, but a hot feud. Yoyo and Lisa
had never faced each other before their KNIT Round 1
Triple Threat match, with Diva Dynamite. But in that
match, we found out that Lisa and Yoyo are not exactly
going to be inviting each other to holiday parties this
year or anytime soon. They dug into each other the
whole match. With Yoyo using a somewhat naive Diva
Dynamite to exact her plans and to guarantee victory
in that match. In so doing, Yoyo and Diva went after
Lisa's leg, the leg that was initially hurt by Holly
a few months ago. So Lisa is coming into this match
with a hurt leg but also with a STRONG urge for revenge."
Mr. Figaro: "Revenge for both Yoyo AND Holly. Lisa wants to show
Holly what she is capable of. And Yoyo got a small
taste of that...ironically, through Lisa BITING Yoyo!"
Mr. Clyde: "Lisa, like her brother Stuart Robinson in PW-W, has
an affinity towards "hardcore tactics."
Mr. Figaro: "Oh man...that gets me all hawt!"
Mr. Clyde: "Not THOSE kind of hardcore tactics..."
Mr. Figaro: "Did she turn you down too?"
Mr. Clyde: "I didn't ask her to do anything...what did YOU say?"
Mr. Figaro: "I asked if she knew how to Blitzball."
Mr. Clyde: "And got promptly slapped..."
Mr. Figaro: "Moving right along...we know that Lisa will be
even more intense this match then she was in
the past one. She now intensely dislikes Yoyo
and wants to be the one to move onto the KNIT
finals to face a very impressive Tigress Mask."
Mr. Clyde: "She slapped you didn't you?"
Mr. Figaro: "The wind happened to blow her hand gently across my face."
Mr. Clyde: "Are you in a competition with Holly to see who can get
Orochi-O's involved in more lawsuits?"
Mr. Figaro: "No, but now that you mention it, that sounds fun!"
Mr. Clyde: "She'd beat you within an inch of your life just by
opening her mouth for 2 seconds."
Mr. Figaro: "..."
Mr. Clyde: "You know it's true too...she said things to Jo
Ryder and Dizzy that have made MY skin curl."
Mr. Figaro: "You probably need some kind of moisterizing cream."
Mr. Clyde: "Ok...so Lisa hates Yoyo, and Yoyo doesn't care for
Lisa. I think it's time to get to the match."
Mr. Figaro: "Really, its not healthy to have curled skin and
the chicks won't go for it at all, dude. Maybe
THAT'S why you wear a mask!"
Mr. Clyde: "I have my own reasons for that, thank you."
Mr. Figaro: "It's mysterious!! Chicks love mystery."
Mr. Clyde: "Good for them, let them solve the "mystery"
of the missing play by play announcer."
Mr. Figaro: "That's easy! He left because the color commentator
was annoying him and...oh...ok, i'll be good."
Mr. Clyde: "And so will this next match. Let's get to it."
KNIT Semifinals Match 2: Yoyo Banzai vs. Lisa Robinson
*BEGIN POST MATCH SPOILERS*
Mr. Figaro: "And Yoyo Banzai used her cunning in this match!"
Mr. Clyde: "Yoyo pulls out a victory with a very quick flash
pin that surprised Lisa Robinson. Lisa had the
momentum of the match but Yoyo showed both her
mental and physical quickness with that win."
Mr. Figaro: "Yoyo is a dangerous opponent indeed. She can beat
you with her strikes, her subs, and flash pins."
Mr. Clyde: "That kind of versatility is what it takes to get
to the top of the wrestling world. And it has now
got her to the Finals of the KNIT, for next week."
Mr. Figaro: "Lisa Robinson did show a lot of heart throughout,
and quite a lot of energy. She brought the crowd
to their feet with some of her aerial moves. No
one was expecting to see her take to the air like
that against Yoyo. Lisa looks very frustrated right
now. The crowd is booing Yoyo for sneaking in that
quick pin against Lisa. But Yoyo did what she had
to do to get the victory and she is satisfied."
Mr. Clyde: "And it appears that BOTH KNIT Finalists are
wrestlers of the masked variety. Still wondering
about us masked warriors, Figaro?"
Mr. Figaro: "Even more so then before! What's your secret!?
Magic powers!? I bet its magic powers!"
Mr. Clyde" "Yeah...THAT's it....you found us out."
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
Mr. Figaro: "Now it is time to get to the HOT Joshi Semifinal match!"
Mr. Clyde: "Yes...let's. As this has actually turned into not
just a semifinal match, but a hot feud. Yoyo and Lisa
had never faced each other before their KNIT Round 1
Triple Threat match, with Diva Dynamite. But in that
match, we found out that Lisa and Yoyo are not exactly
going to be inviting each other to holiday parties this
year or anytime soon. They dug into each other the
whole match. With Yoyo using a somewhat naive Diva
Dynamite to exact her plans and to guarantee victory
in that match. In so doing, Yoyo and Diva went after
Lisa's leg, the leg that was initially hurt by Holly
a few months ago. So Lisa is coming into this match
with a hurt leg but also with a STRONG urge for revenge."
Mr. Figaro: "Revenge for both Yoyo AND Holly. Lisa wants to show
Holly what she is capable of. And Yoyo got a small
taste of that...ironically, through Lisa BITING Yoyo!"
Mr. Clyde: "Lisa, like her brother Stuart Robinson in PW-W, has
an affinity towards "hardcore tactics."
Mr. Figaro: "Oh man...that gets me all hawt!"
Mr. Clyde: "Not THOSE kind of hardcore tactics..."
Mr. Figaro: "Did she turn you down too?"
Mr. Clyde: "I didn't ask her to do anything...what did YOU say?"
Mr. Figaro: "I asked if she knew how to Blitzball."
Mr. Clyde: "And got promptly slapped..."
Mr. Figaro: "Moving right along...we know that Lisa will be
even more intense this match then she was in
the past one. She now intensely dislikes Yoyo
and wants to be the one to move onto the KNIT
finals to face a very impressive Tigress Mask."
Mr. Clyde: "She slapped you didn't you?"
Mr. Figaro: "The wind happened to blow her hand gently across my face."
Mr. Clyde: "Are you in a competition with Holly to see who can get
Orochi-O's involved in more lawsuits?"
Mr. Figaro: "No, but now that you mention it, that sounds fun!"
Mr. Clyde: "She'd beat you within an inch of your life just by
opening her mouth for 2 seconds."
Mr. Figaro: "..."
Mr. Clyde: "You know it's true too...she said things to Jo
Ryder and Dizzy that have made MY skin curl."
Mr. Figaro: "You probably need some kind of moisterizing cream."
Mr. Clyde: "Ok...so Lisa hates Yoyo, and Yoyo doesn't care for
Lisa. I think it's time to get to the match."
Mr. Figaro: "Really, its not healthy to have curled skin and
the chicks won't go for it at all, dude. Maybe
THAT'S why you wear a mask!"
Mr. Clyde: "I have my own reasons for that, thank you."
Mr. Figaro: "It's mysterious!! Chicks love mystery."
Mr. Clyde: "Good for them, let them solve the "mystery"
of the missing play by play announcer."
Mr. Figaro: "That's easy! He left because the color commentator
was annoying him and...oh...ok, i'll be good."
Mr. Clyde: "And so will this next match. Let's get to it."
KNIT Semifinals Match 2: Yoyo Banzai vs. Lisa Robinson
*BEGIN POST MATCH SPOILERS*
Mr. Figaro: "And Yoyo Banzai used her cunning in this match!"
Mr. Clyde: "Yoyo pulls out a victory with a very quick flash
pin that surprised Lisa Robinson. Lisa had the
momentum of the match but Yoyo showed both her
mental and physical quickness with that win."
Mr. Figaro: "Yoyo is a dangerous opponent indeed. She can beat
you with her strikes, her subs, and flash pins."
Mr. Clyde: "That kind of versatility is what it takes to get
to the top of the wrestling world. And it has now
got her to the Finals of the KNIT, for next week."
Mr. Figaro: "Lisa Robinson did show a lot of heart throughout,
and quite a lot of energy. She brought the crowd
to their feet with some of her aerial moves. No
one was expecting to see her take to the air like
that against Yoyo. Lisa looks very frustrated right
now. The crowd is booing Yoyo for sneaking in that
quick pin against Lisa. But Yoyo did what she had
to do to get the victory and she is satisfied."
Mr. Clyde: "And it appears that BOTH KNIT Finalists are
wrestlers of the masked variety. Still wondering
about us masked warriors, Figaro?"
Mr. Figaro: "Even more so then before! What's your secret!?
Magic powers!? I bet its magic powers!"
Mr. Clyde" "Yeah...THAT's it....you found us out."
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*