Dizzy: "Happy Holidays! There's more than one, y'k
Feb 16, 2007 2:11:49 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 16, 2007 2:11:49 GMT -5
Scene opens, and we've got Dizzy, dressed for the season as if she were Santa's Little Helper, a red dress with white fur at the bottom hem; long red gloves that stretch just above the elbow; and red boots - capping it all off, a Santa cap. Dizzy smiles a bit, and fixes up a Christmas tree, hanging tinsel and ornaments, before turning to the camera in mock surprise, and smiling widely.
[Dizzy:] Oh me, oh my! I forgot that I had scheduled for this interview, even though I'm dressed up nice and fancy for it, and asked the camera people to take their time setting up and organized it so it'd look like I was trimming the tree even though it's really done and I just took stuff down before putting it back up so it'd look like I was doing something REALLY REALLY nice and nifty and spiffy!
But, that said, with OG-FPD on its holiday break, there's not a whole lot of wrestling going on. ...'cuz... it's on a break.
And, as you can see, I'm here celebrating the holiday season! And all I want for Christmas isn't my two front teeth, because I've had them for a few years yet, that I have, but instead peace on earth, goodwill to man, joyous joy, happy happiness, and above all, Frog to just stop playing so hard to get.
...but the other stuff might come around first.
There are other things to do in December, though, if all the holiday stuff starts getting on your nerves, that there are, why, as it's the end of the year, December is a good month to reflect on the year before it, to look at everything that's gone on in the year!
Like, at the first OG-FPD Joshi match, I outlasted Miss Jo Ryder and Skanky Holly to capture the OG-FPD Joshi Championship!
...or, how Jo Ryder struggled and fought so hard to retain her good name when Holly was making baseless accusations at her!
...how I defended ADMIRABLY against Holly!
...or, how Haley Cannon beat Kaori Night; and how we had a TIGHT wrestling match, which sadly ended when she beat me. Okay, so, they're not ALL great memories of the past year, but you gotta look at the bad and the good. And this is only in OG-Joshi, that they are!
When you look at the last year, you can really come to terms with stuff - what happened? What did you like? What didn't you like? When you do that, you can go into the next year happy, and ready to look at your future!
In 2006, this is what I'd like to do:
Dizzy reaches over, picking up a piece of paper, reading items off of it.
- Face off with Haley Cannon to try and reclaim my OG-FPD Joshi Championship!
- Have a DREAM MATCH! Wrestle Kaori Night!
...She could be good, but I doubt it, but she's the only other woman who's been around wrestling as long as Jo Ryder has.... OHMYGOD! THAT MAKES HER OLD! KAORI'S OLD?! OHMIGAWD! I JUST CALLED HER OLD! OH NO! I'M SORRY!
...ahem. Next item on my list...
- Represent Team Ryder to the best of my abilities in the wrestling ring! - okay, this one isn't really a quantifiable goal, it's pretty much "Don't suck" when I wrestle.
- Help OG-FPD Joshi become big, and make it a popular show for peoples to watch, increasing it's viewership by five people.
Well, that doesn't sound like a lot. But if FIVE PEOPLE start watching, they'll tell a friend - and then they'll tell a friend. And then those friends will tell friends. And then - PROFIT. Because the more people watching means more people spending money on the OG-FPD Joshi stuff! Like T-shirts, jackets, sweatshirts, trucker hats, wrist bands, Haley Cannon-style shoot gloves, Anatomically Correct Holly action figures, and the stuffed bear dressed like me! Oh, I wish I had a Dizzy-Bear...
Finally, on my "To Do" list for 2006, I have this:
- Pin Holly in the center of the wrestling ring using my new finisher that the fans voted for me, the Spin Cycle!
Holly says a lot of mean stuff about everybody, and nobody stands up against her - they just let her talk and talk and talk and talk, but if nobody stands up to her, she's just going to keep doing it, peoples! You can't let a threat of having your head stuffed in her panties scare you! I don't care what you do to me, Holly! You can hit me, kick me, try and break my leg, but you can't break my heart, my spirit!
You might fight for you, but you'll never break me! FOR FREAKIN' SERIOUS! Dude! YEAH!
Dizzy's smile turns sweet again, and she giggles a bit, as the scene fades out.
[Dizzy:] Oh me, oh my! I forgot that I had scheduled for this interview, even though I'm dressed up nice and fancy for it, and asked the camera people to take their time setting up and organized it so it'd look like I was trimming the tree even though it's really done and I just took stuff down before putting it back up so it'd look like I was doing something REALLY REALLY nice and nifty and spiffy!
But, that said, with OG-FPD on its holiday break, there's not a whole lot of wrestling going on. ...'cuz... it's on a break.
And, as you can see, I'm here celebrating the holiday season! And all I want for Christmas isn't my two front teeth, because I've had them for a few years yet, that I have, but instead peace on earth, goodwill to man, joyous joy, happy happiness, and above all, Frog to just stop playing so hard to get.
...but the other stuff might come around first.
There are other things to do in December, though, if all the holiday stuff starts getting on your nerves, that there are, why, as it's the end of the year, December is a good month to reflect on the year before it, to look at everything that's gone on in the year!
Like, at the first OG-FPD Joshi match, I outlasted Miss Jo Ryder and Skanky Holly to capture the OG-FPD Joshi Championship!
...or, how Jo Ryder struggled and fought so hard to retain her good name when Holly was making baseless accusations at her!
...how I defended ADMIRABLY against Holly!
...or, how Haley Cannon beat Kaori Night; and how we had a TIGHT wrestling match, which sadly ended when she beat me. Okay, so, they're not ALL great memories of the past year, but you gotta look at the bad and the good. And this is only in OG-Joshi, that they are!
When you look at the last year, you can really come to terms with stuff - what happened? What did you like? What didn't you like? When you do that, you can go into the next year happy, and ready to look at your future!
In 2006, this is what I'd like to do:
Dizzy reaches over, picking up a piece of paper, reading items off of it.
- Face off with Haley Cannon to try and reclaim my OG-FPD Joshi Championship!
- Have a DREAM MATCH! Wrestle Kaori Night!
...She could be good, but I doubt it, but she's the only other woman who's been around wrestling as long as Jo Ryder has.... OHMYGOD! THAT MAKES HER OLD! KAORI'S OLD?! OHMIGAWD! I JUST CALLED HER OLD! OH NO! I'M SORRY!
...ahem. Next item on my list...
- Represent Team Ryder to the best of my abilities in the wrestling ring! - okay, this one isn't really a quantifiable goal, it's pretty much "Don't suck" when I wrestle.
- Help OG-FPD Joshi become big, and make it a popular show for peoples to watch, increasing it's viewership by five people.
Well, that doesn't sound like a lot. But if FIVE PEOPLE start watching, they'll tell a friend - and then they'll tell a friend. And then those friends will tell friends. And then - PROFIT. Because the more people watching means more people spending money on the OG-FPD Joshi stuff! Like T-shirts, jackets, sweatshirts, trucker hats, wrist bands, Haley Cannon-style shoot gloves, Anatomically Correct Holly action figures, and the stuffed bear dressed like me! Oh, I wish I had a Dizzy-Bear...
Finally, on my "To Do" list for 2006, I have this:
- Pin Holly in the center of the wrestling ring using my new finisher that the fans voted for me, the Spin Cycle!
Holly says a lot of mean stuff about everybody, and nobody stands up against her - they just let her talk and talk and talk and talk, but if nobody stands up to her, she's just going to keep doing it, peoples! You can't let a threat of having your head stuffed in her panties scare you! I don't care what you do to me, Holly! You can hit me, kick me, try and break my leg, but you can't break my heart, my spirit!
You might fight for you, but you'll never break me! FOR FREAKIN' SERIOUS! Dude! YEAH!
Dizzy's smile turns sweet again, and she giggles a bit, as the scene fades out.