An Orochi Carol
Feb 16, 2007 2:10:08 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 16, 2007 2:10:08 GMT -5
(Ok, I made this RP primarily for the PW-W fed but there are parts of it that do correspond to OG-FPD and OG-FPD Joshi in some ways, especially for future events that I have planned. Mostly the RP has to do with the OrochiGeese character/wrestler but there are some Holly bits thrown in as well as other story elements that might find their way into OG-Joshi)
*It is the late afternoon, around 4pm, the week after Thanksgiving. "Black Friday" has already passed and with it, the Christmas spirit (or at least shopping spirit) has started to spread across the country.
At Orochi-O's, Inc, the children of the employees are gathered in the "rec room" waiting for the day to be over and for their parents to pick them up. To pass the time, they talk about what they want for Christmas and discuss other holiday-related topics such as Orochi-O's new eggnog flavor cereal.*
*The door opens and Holly walks into the room. The children cringe as they remember the last time she visited with them: the infamous "Holly's fables" incident. She gathers the children around her, and pulls out another book*
Holly: "Ok, children, it's time for the sequel to "Holly's Fables!" "Holly's Fables: Part 2: The wicked witch has melte..."
*The door opens again...and this time the CEO of Orochi-O's, OrochiGeese, walks through it, holding a book of his own.*
OrochiGeese: "Holly...I appreciate you trying to once again "entertain and educate" the kids, but I have a story more suitable for them."
Holly: "A story for kids that is MORE suitable then one heavily alluding to broomstick sodomy?"
OG: "Yeah, can you believe it!?"
*Holly looks down in disgust*
OG: "So...gather ye round young children and listen to a Christmas tale..."
Random kid: "I luv Xmas! I'm gonna get me an Xbox 360 and be the coolest kid on the block!"
*OG feigns mild interest*
OG: "Do you like video games?"
Random kid: "What the hell is a video game? I just want the 360 cause its the coolest thing and everyone is talking about it!? Even Paris Hilton has one!"
OG *Shrugs*: "Well, this story is better then 1000 Xbox 360's covered in chocolate...this story is the classic Christmas Carol..."
Random Kid: "I hate classic stories...and books!"
OG: "Well, it's adapted for today...as this story is called "An Orochi Carol."
Random Kid: "Carol is a girl's name. Ewww!"
OG: "I will begin this story now. You are all strongly "advised" to listen and remain perfectly quiet. Otherwise, no holiday bonuses for your parents."
Random Kid: "Ahh!! No Xbox!? Or extreme juice drinks!?"
OG: "Yes, now that I've put it in terms that you can...somewhat understand..."
Holly: "Just read the story already Geese, I have plans after this y'know.."
*OG begins reading from the book he is holding in his hand*
OrochiGeese: "Once upon a time there was a rich cereal executive named Geese. Many people did not like him as they felt he was greedy, and selfish, and self-centered, and opportunistic, and better then them. He was also a wrestler and possessed the same above qualities in that area of life. He did not care what others thought about him...but it often inconvenienced him that they saw things so differently then he did. Especially when it came to the pursuit of profit and success, whether in the board room or the wrestling ring. Still, he did what he wanted, often at the expense of others. His self-interest was paramount..."
Holly: "Oh geez...no capitalism treatise today please!"
OrochiGeese: "That is not on my agenda...and even if it was...it's STILL better then the pictures you drew for the kids last time."
Holly: "Why learn sex ed in schools when you can get it from marketing execs!?" *Holly grins*
OrochiGeese: "Back to the story. Geese went back home late on Christmas Eve, due to all the work he had to do at the office. He didn't mind the work, he knew it was worth it. He also knew it was worth making his workers stay late as well. Although he often came home late, there was an unusual chill in the air on this night as he went back to his apartment in NYC. And the wind was howling in a manner that one could hear unsettling murmurs in the air."
*OrochiGoose curls up and tries to latch onto Holly but gets slugged*
OG: "Geese entered his apartment and shook off the unsettling feeling from outside. Since it was late, he promptly changed and got into bed, anticipating a well deserved nights sleep. But he got more then he bargained for..."
Holly: "Oh my lord that was cliche."
OG: "I said HE GOT MORE THEN HE BARGAINED FOR. He quickly drifted into sleep but started tossing and turning, within 5 minutes of slumber, due to a chill that entered the room. He grabbed his covers to attempt to neutralize the sudden temperature change...but eventually it became too cold for him to remain sleeping. "
OG: "He then heard a noise that sounded like chains. He figured it was the couple that lived above him that was into S&M. Still, it was annoying, especially as the room grew colder. But, as he opened his eyes, he was met with an even more chilling sight."
Holly: "A money-hating socialist?"
OG: "Worse...a marketing exec that constantly interrupts and talks back."
*Mr. Figaro suddenly peers his head into the room*
Mr. Figaro: "Oh dizamm...no he din't, he din't just say that!"
*Mr. Figaro suddenly peers his head back out of the room*
OG: *"Geese saw a specter...a ghost...THE ghost of his former partner....Ti'en. Ti'en had metal chains around him and was audibly shaking them."*
Geese: "'Ti'en...what...what do you want? Why are you here?", OG said as he jumped out of bed and assumed a defensive stance."
Ghost o'Ti'en: "Geeeeeeese...it's been a long time...old partner. A long time has passed since you were responsible for my wrestling career's demise. But I am not here for revenge..."
Geese: "Good thing for you. Beause you would only receive even more pain."
Ghost o'Ti'en: "Still with your old charms, I see. I am here to tell you that you'll be visited by 3 additional spirits tonight. Listen to what they have to say, and perhaps you will learn something and change your life around."
OG: "3 more ghouls will be disturbing my sleep? Well then, I guess i'll have to postpone my early meeting for tomorrow."
Ghost o'Ti'en: "You scheduled a meeting for Christmas Day?"
OG: " I just SAID I did! Are you dead AND deaf? Now leave me be so that I can get this charade over with as soon as possible."
Ghost o'Ti'en: "You've led a wicked life Geese...but I know you will change your ways. I bid ye, farewell."
Geese: "Leave so you may go back to the hell that I sent you too."
OG: "Geese got ready to go back to sleep, laughing a bit as he remembered what he did to Ti'en's soul and career."
Geese: "After an hour, a new noise startled him...that of...growling. Geese opened his eyes and saw a GIANT ghost that looked like a Polar Bear!"
Ghost of Polar Pete: "Roaar"
Geese: "What...are YOU doing here?"
GoPP: "Roarrr"
Geese: "What? You are the ghost of Christmas Past?"
GoPP: "Roarrr" <!--EZCODE ITALIC START-->*Nods his head </em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END-->
Geese: "And you've come to show me how things used to be...so that I can reconnect with my old kind and moral ways?"
GoPP: "Roarrrrr"
Geese: "Fine Pete...take me where you will...but do not waste my time..."
GoPP: "Roarr?"
Geese: "No, I do not have any fish for the trip."
GoPP: "Roarr" *Polar Pete frowns*
Random kid: "I like polar bears, they teach me to drink coke and snowboard."
OG: "So Polar Pete grabs Geese and flies out the window. They soar through the air and onto a cold street near a large building. They peak inside the building and see a party going on."
(OT: OMG all you old PW-W'ers are gonna either kill me or ROFL at me for bringing this RP up again! But it just fits in SO well with this adaptation/parody and actually DOES have future storyline purpose, for real!)
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Ghost of Polar Pete: "Roarr"
Geese: "That...that was the day I first met Cel6...at that gala...and we danced."
Holly: "WHO IN THE @#%$ IS CEL6?"
OrochiGeese: "Watch your tongue...there are kids here."
Holly: "Why do i feel as if THAT isn't the reason you want me to watch my tongue?"
OrochiGeese: "The story continues now."
GoPP: "Roarrrrr"
Geese: "Yes...yes I did look happy there, and I was."
GoPP: "RoarrrrrR?"
Geese: "No...we didn't do anything that night...dirty bear."
GoPP: "ROarrrFL"
Geese: "It's not funny. But you waste my time here..."
GoPP: "Roar roar roar ROAR"
Geese: "No...it is YOU who do not understand. Cel6 did not help me because of the reasons you say. When she encountered me, I was a shell of myself. You say I was happy because I wasn't causing harm to anyone...but it was that very inability that made my wrestling career and cereal business flounder. Cel6 helped me get my edge back. It was Ce;6 that originally lit the spark to my meteoric rise over the previous two years. She would be HAPPY to see me like I am now...successful, powerful, unstoppable!"
GoPP: "Roarrr.."
Geese: "You have not proven your case, you have failed. You try to bring out the compassion in me but you only have made me want to strive even harder to be successful at any cost. That is what Cel6 helped me to do. Seeing that night...it only keeps me dedicated to that cause. Now Polar bear...bring me back to my home and leave me. I only hope the other ghosts further fan my flames of chaos as you have done."
OG: "Polar Pete takes Geese back to his apartment. With his head down in failure, Pete leaves...but not without swiping some food from the kitchen when Geese is back in bed."
Holly: "Hold the fuc...hold up. Who the HELL is Cel6 and when did this all happen!?"
OG: "After you lef...ahem, after we had our disagreement a few years ago...she came into my life. She was the one that introduced me to Mr. Figaro and Mr. Clyde. Together, they got me back on track after you left. Although all my success is MY doing, I do credit her for lighting that initial spark."
Holly: "So...um, you went to a "ball" and danced with her?"
OG: "Um..yeah..."
Holly: "LAME."
OG: "Hey, want some coffee while you hear THIS story?"
Holly: "Ok, ok, i'll be quiet."
OG: "Geese was only asleep for a mere 10 minutes when the next ghost came to visit him. This ghost was a bit more physical in attempts to wake Geese up. It started to tickle him...Geese immediately woke out of bed, jumped up, and started throwing things at the ghost. This ghost...was not an ordinary ghost...it was a GOOSE GHOST. The ghost of OrochiGoose..."
*All the kids in the room start screaming and move quickly away from OrochiGoose, who starts crying from loneliness*
Geese: "Settle down kids, it's just a story. THIS OrochiGoose isn't a ghost...I don't know WHAT the hell he is...but I'm pretty sure it's...unfortunately, alive."
*The kids settle down, some poke Goose to see if he's a ghost...he enjoys getting poked.*
OG: "The ghost of Goose backs up as it sees the look of unbridled rage on Geese's face."
Geese: "I don't care if you are a ghost...but if you tickle me, my chaos will consume even YOUR wayward spirit."
Ghost o'Goose: "HoohoohOO!! I'm the ghost of Christmas Present! And I'm here to show you what fun you are missing by being a grumpy geesey."
Geese: "Fun? You show me fun? What do YOU know about fun? What do you know about spiking someone on their head in the middle of a ring and having the slack-jawed ref hold your hand high in victory as the medics wheel away your victim!? What do you know about forcefully acquiring another company and then selling off their shares to make money? What do you know about sitting high on top a tower of the empire you built and laughing at all below you!?"
GoG: "I know how to eat ice cream upside-down!"
Geese: "You disgust me...the sooner I am done with THIS part of the night, the better."
GoG: "Then follow my nos...um, follow my beak!"
OG: "The Ghost of Goose starts prancing through the apartment and Geese slowly follows him, walking with dignity. They go out into the street and walk by a bar."
Geese: "Can people see me? I don't want them to see me in your company."
Goose: "Nope! No one can sense you or I are here! Now...look inside that bar..what do you see?"
Geese: "Aside from the usual uninspired masses killing their brains and the last remnants of their creativity...I see two of my associates, Mr. Clyde and Mr. Figaro. Mr. Clyde is engaged in a game of darts and appears to be blowing away his competition. Mr. Figaro appears to be hitting on a very scantily clad girl."
Goose: "Doesn't that sound fun!?"
Geese: "Well, yeah, as fun as any potential sexual harrassment lawsuit."
Goose: "Not THAT, silly...I mean hanging out with your friends!? It's Christmas Eve! Why aren't you out with the people you spend the most time with? Didn't they invite you? Or do they know you are such a humbug that you wouldn't want to have fun!?"
Geese: "First off...they DID invite me...several times. I told them I had work to do tonight and they understood. They want to keep Orochi-O's profitable just like I do. Hell, all three of us have plans to train together tomorrow. Just because I am ruthless in my pursuit of success doesn't mean I don't also have people that I value. And being "selfish" just means I am more worried about MY values then anyone else's concerns, especially strangers. But since I do value some people in my life, and have in the past helped them meet their aspirations, how am I some isolated, uncaring troll that needs you to insert "fun" into my life?"
GoG: "Well, I don't know...I just figured that.."
Geese: "Since I spike people on their heads, and escape lawsuits from the feds, that I don't have any fun in my life? Or any friends? Anyone that I would associate with, would understand where I am coming from...and they do. So don't play this game with me Goose...you will lose, like so many others. I don't change my ways for anyone, not to make new friends, or to keep the old. I am what I am and if you respect me for who I am and what I do, then I'll respect you as well as I do a few others."
GoG: "oh...so...um.."
Goose: "Llooks like this is working out for you as well as it did for the previous ghost. Speaking of the previous ghost..."
OG: "Suddenly, the ghost of Polar Pete begins running after and growling at the ghost of OrochiGoose."
Goose: "It's your fault he hates me!"
OG: "Looks like he's about to SERVE you back..."
( og-fpd.fireproclub.com/PW-W/DancePWW.wmv for those that don't get the reference...or just want to watch it again, LOL)
Goose: "We gotta get out of here...we have somewhere else to go!"
OG: Goose snaps his fingers and him and Geese are in a suburban area next to a small house adorned in Christmas decorations. The sound of singing is heard from inside the house."
Geese: "Where are we now, freak?"
Goose: "That's not nice! i'm special! And we are at the house of one of your employees. If I can't convince you to change your ways to make YOU happier, then maybe I can show you the extent of how you hurt other people's lives. The employee here makes very little money and works very long hours. He has a big family and can barely afford to feed them. With Christmas here, it's especially heartbreaking for him not to be able to get presents for his kids. They barely had enough for Christmas dinner."
OG: "Geese looks inside the window and sees a boy in a wheelchair."
Geese: "Goose...who IS that child?"
Ghost of Goose: "That's "Tiny DiNK"
Geese: "Tiny Dink?"
GoG: "Yes...the youngest and sickliest child of the bunch."
Geese: "What's wrong with him? Some incurable, terminal illness?"
GoG: "You could say that. Basically, he was born an idiot."
Geese: "Mentally deficient?"
GoG: "No...just plain stupid. He thinks he's Jeff Hardy and he jumps off of roofs. He's in a wheelchair cause he did a w0nt0n off his roof onto some flaming tables."
Geese: "And I'm supposed to feel sorry for him?"
OG: "A whining noise comes from Dink's mouth: "I'm DA GEOFF! Not the XTian!" His mom: "No dear, this isn't about Christian, it's about Christmas", his mother says. Dink: "Xtian went to TNA too but Jeff is the best there!""
Geese: "He really IS an idiot."
GoG: "You see...and his father works long hours and gets barely enough payment to cover his medical bills and counseling sessions. And for food for the whole family."
Geese: "Listen, it's not MY fault his son's a moron and spends his time backyard wrestling rather then eating Orochi-O's and following a REAL wrestling league like PW-W."
GoG: "You don't understand...if DinK continues his ways...his father won't be able to afford his bills anymore, and Dink will have to live with the family friend...Pete Batfarti."
Geese: "So what?"
GoG: "Pete likes to touch..."
Geese: "So do you...you tried tickling me in my sleep."
GoG: "It's ok when I do it."
Geese: "No it's not. Listen, it's Dink's own fault he's in this situation, I'm not going to lose money because negligent parents can't handle with their own kids."
GoG: "But you can help...if you just give his father a raise..."
Geese: "Let him work harder, longer, smarter and EARN that money...I don't care about him or his family. They are none of my concern."
GoG: "You are a cold man, Geese."
Geese: "Yes I am...it is freezing out here, I'm going back to my apartment...on my own."
GoG: "No..i have to take you...it's in my "Ghost of Christmas" contract. I'll get in big trouble if I don't bring you back."
OG: "Geese sighs as Ghost of Goose snaps his fingers and they are back in Geese's apartment."
Geese: "I'm back, but unfortunately so are you. Leave..."
GoG: "Thanks to you not agreeing to change your ways, I'm not gonna get my Ghost Christmas bonus this year."
OG: "And with that, the Ghost of OrochiGoose disappears into the night. Geese scoffs and gets into bed. 5 minutes later he is awakened by tickling by the Goose Ghost again...but this time he's ready for it. Geese turns on a vacuum cleaner and sucks the ghost into it. With a smirk, Geese throws the vacuum cleaner into the street...narrowly missing a pedestrian. Geese goes back to sleep."
Holly: "A vacuum cleaner? What is this? Ghostbusters?"
OG: "Well, OG-FPD does have the Peter Venkman Memorial Arena."
Holly: "Touche...i guess..."
OG: "Geese is fast asleep for an hour when the third ghost visits him. This ghost sits in a chair and begins to annoyingly ask Geese pointless questions."
Holly: "Ha...i knew you've gone too long without insulting one of these..."
OG: "Geese has now been visited by the RIGhost...the Ghost of RIG...the Ghost of Christmas Future."
Holly: "RIGhost? Oh man...at least MY story had witches, animals turned into sex slaves, and mighty beautiful heroines that were pure of heart!"
OG: "Pure of heart?! Hmm...anyway..."
OG: <!--EZCODE ITALIC START-->"Geese begins to stir from sleep due to the annoying sound of the RIGhost's voi</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END-->
Geese: "Ahh...you must be the third ghost."
RIGhost: "So you were expecting me?"
Geese: "I JUST SAID I WAS, YOU IDIOT!! Must you, even in GHOST FORM, ask pointless questions that we BOTH already know the answer too? Can't you be intelligent for just ONCE!?"
RIGhost: "You can't even be respectful to a GHOST! It was YOU who killed my career as a RIG! You made me go into depression from all of your humiliating comments and actions! I had to quit and I lost my livelihood!"
Geese: "I don't think you ever had it. You just borrowed it for a little while until we found out you didn't deserve it."
RIGhost: "Well...I'm not here for revenge...that's something that YOU would do."
Geese: "Break into people's houses and ask them annoying questions when they are sleeping? No...sounds again like you."
OG: "RIGhost was fed up with Geese's continued biting chidings...so he quickly snapped his fingers to take them to a new place...a less happy place then Geese's apartment...a graveyard."
Geese: "Ohh...I see...here's the part where you show my grave and say I died alone...and probably got poisoning from my own cereal."
RIGhost: "NO! But you did die!"
Geese: "Clever....me being a human and mortal...you really added those two up...good job."
RIGhost: "SHUT UP!! LISTEN TO ME! This graveyard is not yours...its for the careers of those wrestlers you have injured!! Here is your old partner and friend, Ti'en's. Next to his are so many other careers that you have ended along the way!"
Geese: "Looks about right to me..."
RIGhost: "Don't you feel remorse!?"
Geese: "Don't you feel redundant? You think I feel remorse for this? First off... I'm not "guilty" of any of these besides Ti'en until I actually DO them. You can wave the "future card" in front of me all I want...it's not legitimate in my eyes."
RIGhost: "But this is the future..."
Geese: "I don't care what you say. The only rule i follow is cause and effect and I haven't caused the demise of their careers yet. Furthermore...even if I eventually DO end all those careers...I'll be doing it to further my own. To use them as stepping stones, like I did to Ti'en, for the greater value of MY career. That is all that matters. I could care less about Mr. R. Orton or C. Masters over here. What matters is MY wrestling career and MY Cereal business. And for my wrestling career...I only have one goal left."
RIGhost: "Then let's step over here..."
Geese: "I see a grave with two names on it. One says Geese and the other says Dijon De Juan, the current PW-W Champion."
RIGhost: "You say you make your future...well this is the part you DO have present control over. If you continue your ruthless ways...you will be responsible for ending BOTH the careers of you and Dijon. In your lust for power and his gold, you will do heinous things that take both of you BEYOND the limit and well past the physical capacities either of you have. Is it worth it?"
Geese: "I have no limits. I've made that clear. Everytime someone thinks they know how far I can or will go, I go further then they even could have imagined. I will do what I have to do to Dijon to take his title and make it mine. Whether that means his name on this career grave or not, makes no difference to me. I will do what I must do to be the next PW-W Champion."
RIGhost: "You are a sick, twisted, monster."
Geese: "You can't comprehend what I am, nor why I will never change. Your mission is a failure, just like you. You and your misfit cronies have done nothing other then to STRENGTHEN my resolve and goals. Congratulations, you have helped add fuel to the fire of my chaos. Some percentage of the future blood profit...is on your hands."
OG: "RIGhost snaps his fingers and Geese is back in his apartment. All three ghosts are there with him, as well as Ti'en."
Geese: "You all have failed..."
Ti'en: "We might have no bodies anymore, but you are the one who lacks the soul."
Geese: "You lack the understanding of a successful soul. Now leave me be and do not come back. But feel free to witness the hell I bring onto this world and sit back and realize you three are responsible for some miniscule amount. Enjoy the view."
OG: "The ghosts leave and Geese smirks."
Geese: "My only regret is that I could not make them pay for my valuable time. But knowing I made them suffer is some relief. Now...back to sleep."
OG: Geese went back to a very restful and content sleep. He awoke the next day with energy and determination. He went on to excel in business and his wrestling career, being unstoppable in both. But most importantly, he had a sense of self-satisfaction that a remote few people ever attain. That and lotsa lotsa money. And a race car. The end."
Holly: "Wow...yawn...that was...really long. Thanks though...for that inspiring story!"
OG: "You're right...it should have rhymed like yours did. That gives it more class, right? I'll remember that for next time."
Holly: "Ok, it's 5pm now, i'm leaving, i have plans tonight."
OG: "Hanging out with Polly Dod? Going out on the town?"
Holly: "Something like that. What are you doing? Going barhopping with Mr. Figaro, heh heh."
OG: "I'll be in the gym tonight. I think you need to spend more time there too, actually. You've been a bit lax ever since Venemous Ties. You gotta prepare for both upcoming PW-W and OG-Joshi events."
Holly: "I know what I have to do, thanks."
OrochiGoose: "STOP THE FIGHTING! STOP THE FIGHTING! STOP THE FIGHTING!!"
OG: "Ok, kids, your parents will be here soon...I hope you remember the story."
OrochiGoose: "Don't you mean "enjoy?"!"
OG: "I don't care if they liked it or not, I just don't want them to forget it. Especially Xbox kid over there...he'd do well to learn a lesson."
Random Kid: "I'm going to make a PIZZA with my Xbox!"
OG: "You...you do that. Farewell kids."
*OG leaves the room, followed by Holly. Some mild bickering is heard in the hallway.*
*It is the late afternoon, around 4pm, the week after Thanksgiving. "Black Friday" has already passed and with it, the Christmas spirit (or at least shopping spirit) has started to spread across the country.
At Orochi-O's, Inc, the children of the employees are gathered in the "rec room" waiting for the day to be over and for their parents to pick them up. To pass the time, they talk about what they want for Christmas and discuss other holiday-related topics such as Orochi-O's new eggnog flavor cereal.*
*The door opens and Holly walks into the room. The children cringe as they remember the last time she visited with them: the infamous "Holly's fables" incident. She gathers the children around her, and pulls out another book*
Holly: "Ok, children, it's time for the sequel to "Holly's Fables!" "Holly's Fables: Part 2: The wicked witch has melte..."
*The door opens again...and this time the CEO of Orochi-O's, OrochiGeese, walks through it, holding a book of his own.*
OrochiGeese: "Holly...I appreciate you trying to once again "entertain and educate" the kids, but I have a story more suitable for them."
Holly: "A story for kids that is MORE suitable then one heavily alluding to broomstick sodomy?"
OG: "Yeah, can you believe it!?"
*Holly looks down in disgust*
OG: "So...gather ye round young children and listen to a Christmas tale..."
Random kid: "I luv Xmas! I'm gonna get me an Xbox 360 and be the coolest kid on the block!"
*OG feigns mild interest*
OG: "Do you like video games?"
Random kid: "What the hell is a video game? I just want the 360 cause its the coolest thing and everyone is talking about it!? Even Paris Hilton has one!"
OG *Shrugs*: "Well, this story is better then 1000 Xbox 360's covered in chocolate...this story is the classic Christmas Carol..."
Random Kid: "I hate classic stories...and books!"
OG: "Well, it's adapted for today...as this story is called "An Orochi Carol."
Random Kid: "Carol is a girl's name. Ewww!"
OG: "I will begin this story now. You are all strongly "advised" to listen and remain perfectly quiet. Otherwise, no holiday bonuses for your parents."
Random Kid: "Ahh!! No Xbox!? Or extreme juice drinks!?"
OG: "Yes, now that I've put it in terms that you can...somewhat understand..."
Holly: "Just read the story already Geese, I have plans after this y'know.."
*OG begins reading from the book he is holding in his hand*
OrochiGeese: "Once upon a time there was a rich cereal executive named Geese. Many people did not like him as they felt he was greedy, and selfish, and self-centered, and opportunistic, and better then them. He was also a wrestler and possessed the same above qualities in that area of life. He did not care what others thought about him...but it often inconvenienced him that they saw things so differently then he did. Especially when it came to the pursuit of profit and success, whether in the board room or the wrestling ring. Still, he did what he wanted, often at the expense of others. His self-interest was paramount..."
Holly: "Oh geez...no capitalism treatise today please!"
OrochiGeese: "That is not on my agenda...and even if it was...it's STILL better then the pictures you drew for the kids last time."
Holly: "Why learn sex ed in schools when you can get it from marketing execs!?" *Holly grins*
OrochiGeese: "Back to the story. Geese went back home late on Christmas Eve, due to all the work he had to do at the office. He didn't mind the work, he knew it was worth it. He also knew it was worth making his workers stay late as well. Although he often came home late, there was an unusual chill in the air on this night as he went back to his apartment in NYC. And the wind was howling in a manner that one could hear unsettling murmurs in the air."
*OrochiGoose curls up and tries to latch onto Holly but gets slugged*
OG: "Geese entered his apartment and shook off the unsettling feeling from outside. Since it was late, he promptly changed and got into bed, anticipating a well deserved nights sleep. But he got more then he bargained for..."
Holly: "Oh my lord that was cliche."
OG: "I said HE GOT MORE THEN HE BARGAINED FOR. He quickly drifted into sleep but started tossing and turning, within 5 minutes of slumber, due to a chill that entered the room. He grabbed his covers to attempt to neutralize the sudden temperature change...but eventually it became too cold for him to remain sleeping. "
OG: "He then heard a noise that sounded like chains. He figured it was the couple that lived above him that was into S&M. Still, it was annoying, especially as the room grew colder. But, as he opened his eyes, he was met with an even more chilling sight."
Holly: "A money-hating socialist?"
OG: "Worse...a marketing exec that constantly interrupts and talks back."
*Mr. Figaro suddenly peers his head into the room*
Mr. Figaro: "Oh dizamm...no he din't, he din't just say that!"
*Mr. Figaro suddenly peers his head back out of the room*
OG: *"Geese saw a specter...a ghost...THE ghost of his former partner....Ti'en. Ti'en had metal chains around him and was audibly shaking them."*
Geese: "'Ti'en...what...what do you want? Why are you here?", OG said as he jumped out of bed and assumed a defensive stance."
Ghost o'Ti'en: "Geeeeeeese...it's been a long time...old partner. A long time has passed since you were responsible for my wrestling career's demise. But I am not here for revenge..."
Geese: "Good thing for you. Beause you would only receive even more pain."
Ghost o'Ti'en: "Still with your old charms, I see. I am here to tell you that you'll be visited by 3 additional spirits tonight. Listen to what they have to say, and perhaps you will learn something and change your life around."
OG: "3 more ghouls will be disturbing my sleep? Well then, I guess i'll have to postpone my early meeting for tomorrow."
Ghost o'Ti'en: "You scheduled a meeting for Christmas Day?"
OG: " I just SAID I did! Are you dead AND deaf? Now leave me be so that I can get this charade over with as soon as possible."
Ghost o'Ti'en: "You've led a wicked life Geese...but I know you will change your ways. I bid ye, farewell."
Geese: "Leave so you may go back to the hell that I sent you too."
OG: "Geese got ready to go back to sleep, laughing a bit as he remembered what he did to Ti'en's soul and career."
Geese: "After an hour, a new noise startled him...that of...growling. Geese opened his eyes and saw a GIANT ghost that looked like a Polar Bear!"
Ghost of Polar Pete: "Roaar"
Geese: "What...are YOU doing here?"
GoPP: "Roarrr"
Geese: "What? You are the ghost of Christmas Past?"
GoPP: "Roarrr" <!--EZCODE ITALIC START-->*Nods his head </em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END-->
Geese: "And you've come to show me how things used to be...so that I can reconnect with my old kind and moral ways?"
GoPP: "Roarrrrr"
Geese: "Fine Pete...take me where you will...but do not waste my time..."
GoPP: "Roarr?"
Geese: "No, I do not have any fish for the trip."
GoPP: "Roarr" *Polar Pete frowns*
Random kid: "I like polar bears, they teach me to drink coke and snowboard."
OG: "So Polar Pete grabs Geese and flies out the window. They soar through the air and onto a cold street near a large building. They peak inside the building and see a party going on."
(OT: OMG all you old PW-W'ers are gonna either kill me or ROFL at me for bringing this RP up again! But it just fits in SO well with this adaptation/parody and actually DOES have future storyline purpose, for real!)
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Ghost of Polar Pete: "Roarr"
Geese: "That...that was the day I first met Cel6...at that gala...and we danced."
Holly: "WHO IN THE @#%$ IS CEL6?"
OrochiGeese: "Watch your tongue...there are kids here."
Holly: "Why do i feel as if THAT isn't the reason you want me to watch my tongue?"
OrochiGeese: "The story continues now."
GoPP: "Roarrrrr"
Geese: "Yes...yes I did look happy there, and I was."
GoPP: "RoarrrrrR?"
Geese: "No...we didn't do anything that night...dirty bear."
GoPP: "ROarrrFL"
Geese: "It's not funny. But you waste my time here..."
GoPP: "Roar roar roar ROAR"
Geese: "No...it is YOU who do not understand. Cel6 did not help me because of the reasons you say. When she encountered me, I was a shell of myself. You say I was happy because I wasn't causing harm to anyone...but it was that very inability that made my wrestling career and cereal business flounder. Cel6 helped me get my edge back. It was Ce;6 that originally lit the spark to my meteoric rise over the previous two years. She would be HAPPY to see me like I am now...successful, powerful, unstoppable!"
GoPP: "Roarrr.."
Geese: "You have not proven your case, you have failed. You try to bring out the compassion in me but you only have made me want to strive even harder to be successful at any cost. That is what Cel6 helped me to do. Seeing that night...it only keeps me dedicated to that cause. Now Polar bear...bring me back to my home and leave me. I only hope the other ghosts further fan my flames of chaos as you have done."
OG: "Polar Pete takes Geese back to his apartment. With his head down in failure, Pete leaves...but not without swiping some food from the kitchen when Geese is back in bed."
Holly: "Hold the fuc...hold up. Who the HELL is Cel6 and when did this all happen!?"
OG: "After you lef...ahem, after we had our disagreement a few years ago...she came into my life. She was the one that introduced me to Mr. Figaro and Mr. Clyde. Together, they got me back on track after you left. Although all my success is MY doing, I do credit her for lighting that initial spark."
Holly: "So...um, you went to a "ball" and danced with her?"
OG: "Um..yeah..."
Holly: "LAME."
OG: "Hey, want some coffee while you hear THIS story?"
Holly: "Ok, ok, i'll be quiet."
OG: "Geese was only asleep for a mere 10 minutes when the next ghost came to visit him. This ghost was a bit more physical in attempts to wake Geese up. It started to tickle him...Geese immediately woke out of bed, jumped up, and started throwing things at the ghost. This ghost...was not an ordinary ghost...it was a GOOSE GHOST. The ghost of OrochiGoose..."
*All the kids in the room start screaming and move quickly away from OrochiGoose, who starts crying from loneliness*
Geese: "Settle down kids, it's just a story. THIS OrochiGoose isn't a ghost...I don't know WHAT the hell he is...but I'm pretty sure it's...unfortunately, alive."
*The kids settle down, some poke Goose to see if he's a ghost...he enjoys getting poked.*
OG: "The ghost of Goose backs up as it sees the look of unbridled rage on Geese's face."
Geese: "I don't care if you are a ghost...but if you tickle me, my chaos will consume even YOUR wayward spirit."
Ghost o'Goose: "HoohoohOO!! I'm the ghost of Christmas Present! And I'm here to show you what fun you are missing by being a grumpy geesey."
Geese: "Fun? You show me fun? What do YOU know about fun? What do you know about spiking someone on their head in the middle of a ring and having the slack-jawed ref hold your hand high in victory as the medics wheel away your victim!? What do you know about forcefully acquiring another company and then selling off their shares to make money? What do you know about sitting high on top a tower of the empire you built and laughing at all below you!?"
GoG: "I know how to eat ice cream upside-down!"
Geese: "You disgust me...the sooner I am done with THIS part of the night, the better."
GoG: "Then follow my nos...um, follow my beak!"
OG: "The Ghost of Goose starts prancing through the apartment and Geese slowly follows him, walking with dignity. They go out into the street and walk by a bar."
Geese: "Can people see me? I don't want them to see me in your company."
Goose: "Nope! No one can sense you or I are here! Now...look inside that bar..what do you see?"
Geese: "Aside from the usual uninspired masses killing their brains and the last remnants of their creativity...I see two of my associates, Mr. Clyde and Mr. Figaro. Mr. Clyde is engaged in a game of darts and appears to be blowing away his competition. Mr. Figaro appears to be hitting on a very scantily clad girl."
Goose: "Doesn't that sound fun!?"
Geese: "Well, yeah, as fun as any potential sexual harrassment lawsuit."
Goose: "Not THAT, silly...I mean hanging out with your friends!? It's Christmas Eve! Why aren't you out with the people you spend the most time with? Didn't they invite you? Or do they know you are such a humbug that you wouldn't want to have fun!?"
Geese: "First off...they DID invite me...several times. I told them I had work to do tonight and they understood. They want to keep Orochi-O's profitable just like I do. Hell, all three of us have plans to train together tomorrow. Just because I am ruthless in my pursuit of success doesn't mean I don't also have people that I value. And being "selfish" just means I am more worried about MY values then anyone else's concerns, especially strangers. But since I do value some people in my life, and have in the past helped them meet their aspirations, how am I some isolated, uncaring troll that needs you to insert "fun" into my life?"
GoG: "Well, I don't know...I just figured that.."
Geese: "Since I spike people on their heads, and escape lawsuits from the feds, that I don't have any fun in my life? Or any friends? Anyone that I would associate with, would understand where I am coming from...and they do. So don't play this game with me Goose...you will lose, like so many others. I don't change my ways for anyone, not to make new friends, or to keep the old. I am what I am and if you respect me for who I am and what I do, then I'll respect you as well as I do a few others."
GoG: "oh...so...um.."
Goose: "Llooks like this is working out for you as well as it did for the previous ghost. Speaking of the previous ghost..."
OG: "Suddenly, the ghost of Polar Pete begins running after and growling at the ghost of OrochiGoose."
Goose: "It's your fault he hates me!"
OG: "Looks like he's about to SERVE you back..."
( og-fpd.fireproclub.com/PW-W/DancePWW.wmv for those that don't get the reference...or just want to watch it again, LOL)
Goose: "We gotta get out of here...we have somewhere else to go!"
OG: Goose snaps his fingers and him and Geese are in a suburban area next to a small house adorned in Christmas decorations. The sound of singing is heard from inside the house."
Geese: "Where are we now, freak?"
Goose: "That's not nice! i'm special! And we are at the house of one of your employees. If I can't convince you to change your ways to make YOU happier, then maybe I can show you the extent of how you hurt other people's lives. The employee here makes very little money and works very long hours. He has a big family and can barely afford to feed them. With Christmas here, it's especially heartbreaking for him not to be able to get presents for his kids. They barely had enough for Christmas dinner."
OG: "Geese looks inside the window and sees a boy in a wheelchair."
Geese: "Goose...who IS that child?"
Ghost of Goose: "That's "Tiny DiNK"
Geese: "Tiny Dink?"
GoG: "Yes...the youngest and sickliest child of the bunch."
Geese: "What's wrong with him? Some incurable, terminal illness?"
GoG: "You could say that. Basically, he was born an idiot."
Geese: "Mentally deficient?"
GoG: "No...just plain stupid. He thinks he's Jeff Hardy and he jumps off of roofs. He's in a wheelchair cause he did a w0nt0n off his roof onto some flaming tables."
Geese: "And I'm supposed to feel sorry for him?"
OG: "A whining noise comes from Dink's mouth: "I'm DA GEOFF! Not the XTian!" His mom: "No dear, this isn't about Christian, it's about Christmas", his mother says. Dink: "Xtian went to TNA too but Jeff is the best there!""
Geese: "He really IS an idiot."
GoG: "You see...and his father works long hours and gets barely enough payment to cover his medical bills and counseling sessions. And for food for the whole family."
Geese: "Listen, it's not MY fault his son's a moron and spends his time backyard wrestling rather then eating Orochi-O's and following a REAL wrestling league like PW-W."
GoG: "You don't understand...if DinK continues his ways...his father won't be able to afford his bills anymore, and Dink will have to live with the family friend...Pete Batfarti."
Geese: "So what?"
GoG: "Pete likes to touch..."
Geese: "So do you...you tried tickling me in my sleep."
GoG: "It's ok when I do it."
Geese: "No it's not. Listen, it's Dink's own fault he's in this situation, I'm not going to lose money because negligent parents can't handle with their own kids."
GoG: "But you can help...if you just give his father a raise..."
Geese: "Let him work harder, longer, smarter and EARN that money...I don't care about him or his family. They are none of my concern."
GoG: "You are a cold man, Geese."
Geese: "Yes I am...it is freezing out here, I'm going back to my apartment...on my own."
GoG: "No..i have to take you...it's in my "Ghost of Christmas" contract. I'll get in big trouble if I don't bring you back."
OG: "Geese sighs as Ghost of Goose snaps his fingers and they are back in Geese's apartment."
Geese: "I'm back, but unfortunately so are you. Leave..."
GoG: "Thanks to you not agreeing to change your ways, I'm not gonna get my Ghost Christmas bonus this year."
OG: "And with that, the Ghost of OrochiGoose disappears into the night. Geese scoffs and gets into bed. 5 minutes later he is awakened by tickling by the Goose Ghost again...but this time he's ready for it. Geese turns on a vacuum cleaner and sucks the ghost into it. With a smirk, Geese throws the vacuum cleaner into the street...narrowly missing a pedestrian. Geese goes back to sleep."
Holly: "A vacuum cleaner? What is this? Ghostbusters?"
OG: "Well, OG-FPD does have the Peter Venkman Memorial Arena."
Holly: "Touche...i guess..."
OG: "Geese is fast asleep for an hour when the third ghost visits him. This ghost sits in a chair and begins to annoyingly ask Geese pointless questions."
Holly: "Ha...i knew you've gone too long without insulting one of these..."
OG: "Geese has now been visited by the RIGhost...the Ghost of RIG...the Ghost of Christmas Future."
Holly: "RIGhost? Oh man...at least MY story had witches, animals turned into sex slaves, and mighty beautiful heroines that were pure of heart!"
OG: "Pure of heart?! Hmm...anyway..."
OG: <!--EZCODE ITALIC START-->"Geese begins to stir from sleep due to the annoying sound of the RIGhost's voi</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END-->
Geese: "Ahh...you must be the third ghost."
RIGhost: "So you were expecting me?"
Geese: "I JUST SAID I WAS, YOU IDIOT!! Must you, even in GHOST FORM, ask pointless questions that we BOTH already know the answer too? Can't you be intelligent for just ONCE!?"
RIGhost: "You can't even be respectful to a GHOST! It was YOU who killed my career as a RIG! You made me go into depression from all of your humiliating comments and actions! I had to quit and I lost my livelihood!"
Geese: "I don't think you ever had it. You just borrowed it for a little while until we found out you didn't deserve it."
RIGhost: "Well...I'm not here for revenge...that's something that YOU would do."
Geese: "Break into people's houses and ask them annoying questions when they are sleeping? No...sounds again like you."
OG: "RIGhost was fed up with Geese's continued biting chidings...so he quickly snapped his fingers to take them to a new place...a less happy place then Geese's apartment...a graveyard."
Geese: "Ohh...I see...here's the part where you show my grave and say I died alone...and probably got poisoning from my own cereal."
RIGhost: "NO! But you did die!"
Geese: "Clever....me being a human and mortal...you really added those two up...good job."
RIGhost: "SHUT UP!! LISTEN TO ME! This graveyard is not yours...its for the careers of those wrestlers you have injured!! Here is your old partner and friend, Ti'en's. Next to his are so many other careers that you have ended along the way!"
Geese: "Looks about right to me..."
RIGhost: "Don't you feel remorse!?"
Geese: "Don't you feel redundant? You think I feel remorse for this? First off... I'm not "guilty" of any of these besides Ti'en until I actually DO them. You can wave the "future card" in front of me all I want...it's not legitimate in my eyes."
RIGhost: "But this is the future..."
Geese: "I don't care what you say. The only rule i follow is cause and effect and I haven't caused the demise of their careers yet. Furthermore...even if I eventually DO end all those careers...I'll be doing it to further my own. To use them as stepping stones, like I did to Ti'en, for the greater value of MY career. That is all that matters. I could care less about Mr. R. Orton or C. Masters over here. What matters is MY wrestling career and MY Cereal business. And for my wrestling career...I only have one goal left."
RIGhost: "Then let's step over here..."
Geese: "I see a grave with two names on it. One says Geese and the other says Dijon De Juan, the current PW-W Champion."
RIGhost: "You say you make your future...well this is the part you DO have present control over. If you continue your ruthless ways...you will be responsible for ending BOTH the careers of you and Dijon. In your lust for power and his gold, you will do heinous things that take both of you BEYOND the limit and well past the physical capacities either of you have. Is it worth it?"
Geese: "I have no limits. I've made that clear. Everytime someone thinks they know how far I can or will go, I go further then they even could have imagined. I will do what I have to do to Dijon to take his title and make it mine. Whether that means his name on this career grave or not, makes no difference to me. I will do what I must do to be the next PW-W Champion."
RIGhost: "You are a sick, twisted, monster."
Geese: "You can't comprehend what I am, nor why I will never change. Your mission is a failure, just like you. You and your misfit cronies have done nothing other then to STRENGTHEN my resolve and goals. Congratulations, you have helped add fuel to the fire of my chaos. Some percentage of the future blood profit...is on your hands."
OG: "RIGhost snaps his fingers and Geese is back in his apartment. All three ghosts are there with him, as well as Ti'en."
Geese: "You all have failed..."
Ti'en: "We might have no bodies anymore, but you are the one who lacks the soul."
Geese: "You lack the understanding of a successful soul. Now leave me be and do not come back. But feel free to witness the hell I bring onto this world and sit back and realize you three are responsible for some miniscule amount. Enjoy the view."
OG: "The ghosts leave and Geese smirks."
Geese: "My only regret is that I could not make them pay for my valuable time. But knowing I made them suffer is some relief. Now...back to sleep."
OG: Geese went back to a very restful and content sleep. He awoke the next day with energy and determination. He went on to excel in business and his wrestling career, being unstoppable in both. But most importantly, he had a sense of self-satisfaction that a remote few people ever attain. That and lotsa lotsa money. And a race car. The end."
Holly: "Wow...yawn...that was...really long. Thanks though...for that inspiring story!"
OG: "You're right...it should have rhymed like yours did. That gives it more class, right? I'll remember that for next time."
Holly: "Ok, it's 5pm now, i'm leaving, i have plans tonight."
OG: "Hanging out with Polly Dod? Going out on the town?"
Holly: "Something like that. What are you doing? Going barhopping with Mr. Figaro, heh heh."
OG: "I'll be in the gym tonight. I think you need to spend more time there too, actually. You've been a bit lax ever since Venemous Ties. You gotta prepare for both upcoming PW-W and OG-Joshi events."
Holly: "I know what I have to do, thanks."
OrochiGoose: "STOP THE FIGHTING! STOP THE FIGHTING! STOP THE FIGHTING!!"
OG: "Ok, kids, your parents will be here soon...I hope you remember the story."
OrochiGoose: "Don't you mean "enjoy?"!"
OG: "I don't care if they liked it or not, I just don't want them to forget it. Especially Xbox kid over there...he'd do well to learn a lesson."
Random Kid: "I'm going to make a PIZZA with my Xbox!"
OG: "You...you do that. Farewell kids."
*OG leaves the room, followed by Holly. Some mild bickering is heard in the hallway.*