Dizzy: "Return of Promos With Frog!"

[OrochiGeese]

The scene opens, and we're in a quiet, dimly lit room. The green bank lamp shines alone in the room as the young man lays back on the bed, yawning wide as he looks up at the ceiling. From a computer speaker, music plays out quietly, a piano interlude... Dizzy knocks at the door, looking in at Frog - she's wearing a floor length bathrobe, and smiles widely.

[Dizzy:] Good evening Froggy, did you like the turkey dinner?

[Frog:] ...yeh. You basted the hell out of that turkey, but it tasted pretty good. I'd never have figured you to be a turkey cook.

[Dizzy:] Well, we didn't like turkey back in Nevada... mostly 'cuz it was so-ooo hot, and it was heck to cook it. But, for Thanksgiving, we did it just to celebrate and have a different meal! Mostly it was pasta, pasta, pasta, 'cuz it was cheap and Daddy liked pasta a whole lot, so, we'd do turkey just once a year... and I learned that recipe - basting every fifteen minutes! - from Mama.

...is this music coming from your computer? I thought you'd be more of a "loud guitars and screaming" kinda guy for music...

[Frog:] You don't look deep enough in my MP3s... you just stop and look at the porn when you find it, and then you forget all about the music.

[Dizzy:] Oooh, you're a tricky one Mr. Jones...

[Frog:] Uh... not really, they're in two separate folders...

Dizzy looks away, and mutters something in Italian - for argument's sake, it was a swear word.

[Dizzy:] Well... it's nice, whatever it is. Hey, Froggy... can I show you something?

[Frog:] No.

[Dizzy:] I'm wearing it extra special for you, that I am!

[Frog:] No, Diz, you're wearing nothing under that robe, and really, I'm too tired to play that "peek a boo" game or whatever you're doing, so, just climb next to me, and start dry humping me so you can get on with it.

[Dizzy:] ...no, no, no. It's not like that this time, no it's not.

[Frog:] ...okay, let's see it.

Dizzy opens her robe, and slides her robe down her shoulders, revealing her bra...

[Frog:] JESUS, see? This is just like every other time!

Frog turns in his bed, facing away from Dizzy.

[Dizzy:] NO, it is not!

She moves in, and rolls him over to face her.

[Dizzy:] C'mon! Look, look! It's HAWT!

[Frog:] Fiiiine!

Dizzy takes a few steps back, and Frog rolls off of the bed, looking at her... she slides the robe the rest of the way off, and it hits the ground with a soft thud, revealing long wrestling tights - black, white and with a dark green pattern... She looks up at him, her cheeks flush...

[Dizzy:] ...d-do you like them?

[Frog:] ...wait, you're wearing my wrestling gear?

[Dizzy:] I, uh, I took the pattern for your tights and had them remade in my size.

[Frog:] ...that's cool, I thought you were getting fat or something... I mean, fitting into my pants and all...

[Dizzy:] Shut up! That's not funny, that it isn't! I am not fat, you... you... you fatty!

[Frog:] Fatty?

[Dizzy:] Fatty!

[Frog:] ...well, they look nice.

[Dizzy:] WHY CAN'T YOU BE NI- wait, what?

[Frog:] It's nice, dude. You look good in 'em, for serious.

[Dizzy:] ...y-you really think so?

Dizzy turns red, Frog stands up and crosses the room, wrapping his arms around her.

[Frog:] It's like, you're changing.

[Dizzy:] Changing...? Like, a mass of matter heated beyond its original state in a solid form, to a liquid or gaseous form!

[Frog:] ...yeah, that's uh. That's just what I meant. You're getting gassy. That's a hell of a change, Diz.

[Dizzy:] No, no, I see what you mean, though. Small changes - wearing tights like yours, for example - and then... then there's big stuff, like the finisher that peoples voted for! It's all really big and cool, and all these changes are kinda adding up... but I need to really look at everything, you know? I have all these ideas of how to change for the better. But, I need help sorting through it all. Jeremiah Jones, I look up to you. And down at that bulge in your pants, but mostly up to you.

I really like you, and I want you to be proud of me.

[Frog:] I am proud of you.

[Dizzy:] Then I want you to be in awe of me!

[Frog:] That's gonna take a bit of work.

[Dizzy:] After losing to Haley Cannon, I don't know what's what - I need to face Holly, but I don't know what or how I'm going to handle her in the ring just yet.

[Frog:] You work with me, you work with Phil Buster, and we'll help you, Diz. It's not all on your cute little shoulders.

[Dizzy:] ...you really think my shoulders are cute?

[Frog:] Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Frog puts his hand underneath her chin, and turns her up towards him.

[Dizzy:] ...eh?

[Frog:] But, it's your nose most of all, dude.

[Dizzy:] My nose?

Frog kisses her nose, and the scene fades out as Dizzy giggles looking away from him...