1/29/06 Voltage

[OrochiGeese]

Mr. Clyde: "Welcome fans to the second Voltage of 2006."


Mr. Figaro: "Voltage, a show that "People Magazine" may
or may not have called the "BEST THING
to happen to this world since poker on tv!"


Mr. Clyde: "You read People Magazine?"


Mr. Figaro: "No but I do like making up endorsements!"

Mr. Clyde: "Just as well, we have an exciting show for
you tonight. We actually have 4...

Mr. Figaro: "Count em!"

Mr. Clyde: "4 matches tonight."

Mr. Figaro: "Each one of them more match-y then the
preceding one! Or your internet money back!"

Mr. Clyde: "You certainly are all smiles tonight."

Mr. Figaro: "I was told to calm it down a bit last
show to bring in the new year. But
tonight, with Celes as our General,
I can be ME again!! Oh freedom at last!"

Mr. Clyde: "Remember what Celes told Holly about
embarrassing OG-FPD...?"

Mr. Figaro: "Yessss?"

Mr. Clyde: "I think that applies to everyone here."

Mr. Figaro: "I'll make it a point to discuss with her
people I think are guilty of that, then!
But for now, let's get to our first match!"

Mr. Clyde: "Tonight is the second OG-Joshi showing
for "All Beef" Patty Sirloin. After
pushing Holly to the limit, Patty
ended up tapping out to the H-Lock 69.
But there is no shame to losing to
Holly, especially in a match like that."

Mr. Figaro: "For Patty to put on such a performance
for her debut match speaks volumes about
her. We'll see how she does tonight
against the KNIT winner, Tigress Mask."

Mr. Clyde: "Tigress can not look past Patty after what
we saw last show. But I can't help but think..

Mr. Figaro: "Why think? It's much more fun to just
shout out random things like TOOTHPASTE!"

Mr. Clyde: "I can't help but think that Tigress Mask
has much of her attention, deservedly,
on her upcoming PPV tag match against
Kaori NiGHT. Both Tigress and Kaori
will have mystery partners for that
match for the February 26th PPV."

Mr. Figaro: "Did we...uh, you know, come up with a
NAME for that PPV yet? It's getting
kinda old just saying the date of it."

Mr. Clyde: "Celes assures me that we have hired
a PPV name think tank to deal with
this problem. Help is on the way."

Mr. Figaro: "If we can't come up with a name
by let's say, the end of this show,
can we call the Joshi PPV:
"OG-Joshi: Figaro goes down under?"

*Mr. Clyde gives him a disgusted look*


Mr. Figaro: "Referring to, of course, that we
are trying to get our PPV to take
place in beatiful Australia!"


Mr. Clyde: "I haven't heard that at all."


Mr. Figaro: "Back to Tigress Mask. Tigress has
had a lot of momentum since joining
OG-Joshi. She won her KNIT matches
in an impressive fashion and came
very close to beating Kaori NiGHT at
the OG-FPD 2 Year Anniversary Show."

Mr. Clyde: "And she wants Kaori one more time
and is happy to have her in a tag
match as Tigress does not feel she
fully earned a rematch. I look very
much forward to seeing them in the
ring again and their teammates."

Mr. Figaro: "Who do you think they will be? I'm
guessing Repo Man and the
WCW Scorpion!! Right!?"


Mr. Clyde: "No doubt Tigress is wondering about
who Kaori's teammate will be. But
for tonight, Tigress' attention has
to be fully on Patty Sirloin. And
for Patty Sirloin, she would love
to secure a victory over one of
OG-Joshi's recent rising stars,
Tigress Mask. Let's get to the match."



Tigress Mask vs. "All Beef" Patty Sirloin






*POST MATCH SPOILERS*























Mr. Clyde: "Tigress Mask keeps her momentum going
strong into the PPV with this hard
fought victory over the impressive
newcomer, Patty Sirloin."


Mr. Figaro: "Where's the beef, Clyde!?"


Mr. Clyde: "We get it, we get it.


Mr. Figaro: "ALL BEEF" Patty Sirloin. Don't forget
the beef, Clyde! The beef! the beef!"

Mr. Clyde: "Ok, ok..."


Mr. Figaro: "Great match for both women, Tigress
just overcame her at the end with
her overall speed. Also, Tigress
has that PPV match to look forward
to so she has that extra motivation
right now that maybe Patty doesn't
have. Patty needs to focus and not
just throw around her...beef."


Mr. Clyde: "ENOUGH."







*END POST MATCH SPOILERS AND BEEF DISCUSSION*





Mr. Figaro: "Speaking of confident, did you see the looks
on both Azumi Oonishi and Lisa Robinson
after last week's Joshi Tag match?"

Mr. Clyde: "Interesting seque, but I'll go with it.
Yes, both women were very confident and
proud after beating Diva Dynamite and
Yoyo Banzai last week. We'll see if they
can keep that confidence after tonight's
Tornado Tag match with the two."

Mr. Figaro: "This will be a test for Lisa and Azumi
as a tornado tag match is very different
from a regular tag. In fact, Diva and
Yoyo have a huge advantage."

Mr. Clyde: "And that is from their KNIT match
where they decided to team up on
Lisa Robinson. Diva and Yoyo have
worked as a team in a non tag
environment but Azumi and Lisa
have not. Still, Azumi and Lisa
showed superior teamwork last
show. Especially at the end when
Azumi backed Lisa up but Yoyo did
not back Diva up. Yoyo's betrayal
of Diva is similar to what happened
at the KNIT match too. So despite
Diva and Yoyo's experience edge here,
Azumi and Lisa have an edge in
teamwork and trust."

Mr. Figaro: "This match will be very hard fought
as there are so many emotions on
each side. Azumi and Yoyo have a
feud dating back to Nani Joshi MAX
and have a PPV match soon. Lisa and
Diva have a PPV match due to Lisa's
unhappiness with Diva's double-teaming
of her with Yoyo at the KNIT match.
And Lisa is also quite angry at
Yoyo for that situation and wants
revenge on her for beating her at
the KNIT Semifinals. So to say there
are "issues" in this match is a
severe understatement."

Mr. Clyde: "Let's get to this match right now."




MATCH 2: TAG TORNADO MATCH



Azumi Oonishi/Lisa Robinson vs. Yoyo Banzai/Lisa Robinson




*POST MATCH SPOILERS*














Mr. Clyde: "Lisa Robinson AGAIN gets the pin on
Diva Dynamite. This is the second match
in a row where Lisa has pinned Diva."


Mr. Figaro: "Lisa might already have her revenge against
Diva even before the PPV match even happens!"

MR. Clyde: "I think Lisa wants to beat her on that
grand PPV stage. This week, Lisa used
a very painful looking piledriver to win."

Mr. Figaro: "It was interesting to see how the 4 wrestlers
paired off. Azumi followed Yoyo and Lisa
went after Diva. Azumi almost pinned Yoyo
too but Yoyo kicked out at the last split
second. We also saw some great teamwork
early on in the match. This was certainly
more fast paced then their tag match last
show as the two teams just really went at
it against each other with the no tag rule."

Mr. Clyde: "All 4 of these women will have a lot to
think about, regarding these past two
matches, when planning their strategies
for their PPV matches. But for now,
Azumi and Lisa can celebrate their
victories and go into their PPV
matches very confident in their chances."

Mr. Figaro: "Despite being on the losing end though,
Yoyo Banzai still seems to be carrying
her self in a very confident manner!"

Mr. Clyde: "Yoyo has not shown a shortage of talent
or self-confidence since coming here.
I'm sure she is ready for the PPV match
as is Diva Dynamite."






*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*







*"Fields of Fantasy" plays on the speakers as General Celes,
a new authority figure of OG-FPD and OG-Joshi, marches to
the ring holding a microphone.*



Celes: "Greetings once again. I have two announcements
tonight. The first one is very brief. It is now time
to reveal the name for the OG-Joshi PPV on February
26th, 2006. It will be called OG-Joshi: EMERGENCE.
I'd like to think that helps reflect the triumph
of the OG-Joshi roster in establishing themselves
and OG-Joshi as its own independent and quickly
rising force in the wrestling world."


Celes: My second announcement is that I am also here to take
a further step towards making the OG-Joshi World Title
truly an Internationally established Title."


Celes: "While OG-Joshi has scouting agents throughout the
United States, we also have them throughout the
entire world. And one such agent travelled with
Haley Cannon during her worldwide tour. The
agent wanted to scope out the talent that Haley
faced, such as Valeriyah Belikov, as well as
other wrestlers on the same card that Haley
was party to. During one of Haley's shows in
Germany, our agent found a very promising
talent with a lot of potential. As I looked
through the notes about her, I could not help
but be impressed at this wrestler and so I
invited her to tonight's show. I wanted to see
see her in person as well as let her witness
the excellence of OG-Joshi and Voltage first hand."


Celes: "So without further ado, please extent a
respectful welcome to Miss Juli Krieger
and her interpreter, Eva Kaufmann."



*** Two very well dressed women walk down the ramp while the
German national anthem plays. The taller and much larger of
the two women has shoulder length blonde hair, penetrating
blue eyes and a big, warm smile. She's wearing a white women's
business suit, white blouse and a peach ascot. The shorter
and smaller of the two wears a grey business suit, white blouse
and peach ascot, has short blonde hair, glasses and also a very
big smile. The larger woman waves to the crowd.
They both step through the ropes and into the ring.***


Celes: "Hello and welcome to OG-Joshi and Voltage."

Juli (the tall one): "Danke. Es ist eine große..."

Eva (after Juli is done speaking): "Thank you!
It is a great honor to be here and to have this opportunity."


Celes: "The photos and notes about your gargantuan size
were definitely an understatement. Not only do
you tower over the OG-Joshi roster, but you also
appear to be bigger and stronger then some of
the OG-FPD male roster. Certainly impressive."


Juli laughs: "Mein körper kann groß...."

Eva: "My body may be big and strong, but what matters is
that my heart is strong. Your champion, Haley Cannon,
has a strong heart. I could see this when I watched her.
Many of your wrestlers show a strong heart. I think that
is why the competition here is so good."


Celes: "Would you like to say anything to the fans
or any one in particular?"


Juli: "Ja. Ich werde sehr aufgeregt..."

Eva: "Yes. I'm very excited to be here, and I hope you will
all see me as a great competitor, worthy to be in this
promotion. I would like to say to Haley Cannon that I
enjoyed watching her in Germany. I hope that maybe one
day I can face her in the ring. That would be an honor to me."


Celes: "Well said. Now I have brought you out here for a
specific reason. And that is to offer you an OG-Joshi
contract, but under a condition."



Celes: "Despite your great size and the positive things
said about your in ring abilities, I want to
watch your skills for myself. I want to see if
you are indeed worthy to wrestle in OG-Joshi.
So I am offering you the chance to have a match
here. If your performance is to my liking, and
to the liking of OrochiGeese, then you will
win a permanent spot on our OG-Joshi Roster."


Juli: "Ich denke, der eine gute idee ist..."

Eva: "I think that is a good idea. Maybe I am not yet
experienced enough, and I would not want to embarass
myself. I am very thankful for your gracious offer."


Celes: "The only question is who you will face."



*Celes is interrupted by "California Love" coming onto the speakers.
Alicia Gordon, to a lot of cheers, walks to the ring.*



Celes: "I don't like to be interrupted Ms. Gordon."


Alicia: "It wasn't an interruption, it was an ANSWER.
You wondered who Juli should face, well look
no further. I'm the woman for the job."


Celes: "Quite bold but impressive. You challenge Juli
to a match for the next Voltage which is to
take place next week?"


Alicia: "I absolutely do."


*Alicia turns to Juli Krieger*


Alicia: "Don't take this personally Juli, but I have
something to prove in OG-Joshi. And I will
do that by beating you. I look forward
to a good match, but I'm going to be
in it to win. I wish you luck."


Juli: "Ich bin sicher, daß Sie hier sind zu gewinnen..."

Eva: "I am certain that you are here to win. I am going
to do my best, and I only hope that I do well enough
to be considered worthy of a contract, even if I do
not win. I am excited to compete against you, and I
humbly accept your challenge. I wish you luck also.
We will have fun."


*Alicia goes to shake Juli's hand but Juli hugs Alicia. Alicia's
competitive look suddenly turns to a surprised playful smile*


*Alicia nods in respect to Juli, her interpreter, and Celes, and
then leaves the ring to the cheers of the crowd*



Celes: "So next week we will have Alicia Gordon facing
the conditional debut of Juli Krieger. Juli,
you show us your ability and that you are
good enough to be here, and you will be."


*Celes shakes Juli's hand and the hand of Juli's interpreter
and then exits the ring. Juli stays and waves at the crowd.*





Mr. Figaro: "Well, that was certainly a show of mutual
respect! You like that kinda thing, right?"


Mr. Clyde: "It is good to see two competitors going
into the ring strickly to see who is the
best, rather then having silly diversions
take center stage in their rivalry."

Mr. Figaro: "Juli appears to respect Alicia, and
Alicia certainly came across as much
more confident and direct then she
EVER has in the past."

Mr. Clyde: "I look forward to their match next week.
But for now, it is time for our main event."



*END OG-JOSHI SECTION OF 1/29/06 VOLTAGE*