Dizzy: "WAKA WAKA DOO DOO, YEAH!"
Feb 15, 2007 3:59:02 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 15, 2007 3:59:02 GMT -5
8/29/05
In front of a giant banner, reading both "Team Ryder" and "OG-FPD Joshi" on the back repeatedly, we have OG-FPD Joshi Champion DIZZY~! (insert cheering here) wearing tight black gym shorts, a green sports bra, and the OG-FPD Joshi Championship slung across her hips... she plays with her hair a bit, her hips cocked to the side, as the belt goes from one hip to the other...
[Camera Man:] We're rolling!
[Dizzy:] 'kay, tell me when you're ready...
She whistles a bit, before rocking back and forth on her heels, before she begins singing the words to her entry theme ("You're Not Here," which you can hear in her OG-FPD Joshi video!) softly - but not exactly in tune.
[Camera Man:] We're rolling!
[Dizzy:] Okay, but are you ready?
[Off Camera Female:] Er-hem! Miss Cavuto! He IS ready!
Dizzy snaps up to attention, her face turning red before she giggles a little bit...
[Dizzy:] What, no warning?
Well, uh, I wanted to take a few minutes to say somethings about the upcoming match I have against Haley Cannon. I've spent a lot of time training with Phil Buster - Team Ryder's official coach, that he is - and I have to say, I think I'm going to come into this match PREPARED! Haley Cannon has a very unique style of wrestling, and while people like Kaori Night can say things about her wrestling, and pretty much deride her and taunt her endlessly, I appreciate that she has a truly dangerous style of wrestling that simply FINISHES matches!
But! That's what I'm looking forward to! See, Haley as much as I like to think of this as a match of mutual respect the fact is that it's all... about... the GOLD. Do I respect Haley Cannon? With all my heart, yes yes! Does she respect me? I think so, that I do!
Oh me, oh my, what if she was pretending to respect me? What if I face her and she beats me and she starts making fun of me? What if I hurt myself missing one of my big moves? OH, I could miss the Dizzyrana and land flat on my butt, and it'd hurt, and I'd be like "YEEOWCH!" and I'd have problems sitting on it, and I'd cry and be said - but then again... if I hurt my butt missing the Dizzyrana, I might be able to con Froggy into massaging it...
She rubs her chin, as her eyes close, perhaps imagining the situation she just laid out... and darned if a grin doesn't cross her face.
Ah, Froggy...
[Off Camera Voice:] Miss Cavuto. Please? The title match with Haley Cannon?
[Dizzy:] EEP! Oh me, oh my! Sorry, sorry! ...when I face Haley Cannon, I want the fans to see what good wrestlers we are. See, the fans are really what it's about, and I've been very honored and glad to wrestle for the Dizzaroos as the OG-FPD Joshi Champion. I will try my hardest to be the champion you all want me to be, and the way to do that is to show you how much I care about being the champion! And when you see how much I care about being the champion, you'll say, "Gee, Dizzy really is a good champion!" and you'll cheer for me more and come to more OG-FPD Joshi shows, and if you come to more OG-FPD Joshi shows, they'll hire MORE OG-FPD Joshi wrestlers, and then maybe OG-FPD Joshi will get it's OWN TV SHOW, and then we'll be cool like Voltage, but it'll be all girls, so maybe we can call it uh, "Voltage! WITH GIRLS!" YEAH YEAH! THAT'LL BE SO KEW~WWWWWL!!! OHMYGOSH, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COME WATCH MORE OG-FPD JOSHI SHOWS! PLEASE?!
I'll uh, uhm. I'll dance!
Dizzy proceeds to dance. But not well. For all us old fogies, think of Elaine's dance from "Seinfeld." Yeeeah. Ew... she's got the thumbs going and everything... >_>;; And as suddenly as she started - she stops, looking at the camera, smiling widely.
And it'll look something like THAT! So! Haley Cannon! If we wanna have be cool and have our own TV show like Voltage, we need to have good matches so we make more money so they can hire more girls so we can do stuff like have TAG TEAMS or maybe even our own TV show like Voltage, and wouldn't it be cool, but the only way we're going to get it is if we have good wrestling matches, Haley, so please come to Venomous Ties READY to wrestle and have your best match because we're going to have to help the OG-FPD Company make LOTS AND LOTS of money so they can hire more girls so we can have a TV show like Voltage but with women, and maybe they'll give me a raise too...
Uhm. Waitaminute. Where was I? ...uh... well, ANYWAYS. I think what I'm really trying to say is I. Hate. Sauerkraut! I mean, that's all I'm really trying to say, here. Waka waka doo doo, YEAH!
As incoherent as this promo's gotten, thank goodness Dizzy has the sense to throw out a pair of "V signs" with her hands, palms pointed towards the camera giving a "V for Victory!" sign - scene fades to black. And much <3 and/or pr0n linkage to the person who guesses the song I kipped lyrics from.
In front of a giant banner, reading both "Team Ryder" and "OG-FPD Joshi" on the back repeatedly, we have OG-FPD Joshi Champion DIZZY~! (insert cheering here) wearing tight black gym shorts, a green sports bra, and the OG-FPD Joshi Championship slung across her hips... she plays with her hair a bit, her hips cocked to the side, as the belt goes from one hip to the other...
[Camera Man:] We're rolling!
[Dizzy:] 'kay, tell me when you're ready...
She whistles a bit, before rocking back and forth on her heels, before she begins singing the words to her entry theme ("You're Not Here," which you can hear in her OG-FPD Joshi video!) softly - but not exactly in tune.
[Camera Man:] We're rolling!
[Dizzy:] Okay, but are you ready?
[Off Camera Female:] Er-hem! Miss Cavuto! He IS ready!
Dizzy snaps up to attention, her face turning red before she giggles a little bit...
[Dizzy:] What, no warning?
Well, uh, I wanted to take a few minutes to say somethings about the upcoming match I have against Haley Cannon. I've spent a lot of time training with Phil Buster - Team Ryder's official coach, that he is - and I have to say, I think I'm going to come into this match PREPARED! Haley Cannon has a very unique style of wrestling, and while people like Kaori Night can say things about her wrestling, and pretty much deride her and taunt her endlessly, I appreciate that she has a truly dangerous style of wrestling that simply FINISHES matches!
But! That's what I'm looking forward to! See, Haley as much as I like to think of this as a match of mutual respect the fact is that it's all... about... the GOLD. Do I respect Haley Cannon? With all my heart, yes yes! Does she respect me? I think so, that I do!
Oh me, oh my, what if she was pretending to respect me? What if I face her and she beats me and she starts making fun of me? What if I hurt myself missing one of my big moves? OH, I could miss the Dizzyrana and land flat on my butt, and it'd hurt, and I'd be like "YEEOWCH!" and I'd have problems sitting on it, and I'd cry and be said - but then again... if I hurt my butt missing the Dizzyrana, I might be able to con Froggy into massaging it...
She rubs her chin, as her eyes close, perhaps imagining the situation she just laid out... and darned if a grin doesn't cross her face.
Ah, Froggy...
[Off Camera Voice:] Miss Cavuto. Please? The title match with Haley Cannon?
[Dizzy:] EEP! Oh me, oh my! Sorry, sorry! ...when I face Haley Cannon, I want the fans to see what good wrestlers we are. See, the fans are really what it's about, and I've been very honored and glad to wrestle for the Dizzaroos as the OG-FPD Joshi Champion. I will try my hardest to be the champion you all want me to be, and the way to do that is to show you how much I care about being the champion! And when you see how much I care about being the champion, you'll say, "Gee, Dizzy really is a good champion!" and you'll cheer for me more and come to more OG-FPD Joshi shows, and if you come to more OG-FPD Joshi shows, they'll hire MORE OG-FPD Joshi wrestlers, and then maybe OG-FPD Joshi will get it's OWN TV SHOW, and then we'll be cool like Voltage, but it'll be all girls, so maybe we can call it uh, "Voltage! WITH GIRLS!" YEAH YEAH! THAT'LL BE SO KEW~WWWWWL!!! OHMYGOSH, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COME WATCH MORE OG-FPD JOSHI SHOWS! PLEASE?!
I'll uh, uhm. I'll dance!
Dizzy proceeds to dance. But not well. For all us old fogies, think of Elaine's dance from "Seinfeld." Yeeeah. Ew... she's got the thumbs going and everything... >_>;; And as suddenly as she started - she stops, looking at the camera, smiling widely.
And it'll look something like THAT! So! Haley Cannon! If we wanna have be cool and have our own TV show like Voltage, we need to have good matches so we make more money so they can hire more girls so we can do stuff like have TAG TEAMS or maybe even our own TV show like Voltage, and wouldn't it be cool, but the only way we're going to get it is if we have good wrestling matches, Haley, so please come to Venomous Ties READY to wrestle and have your best match because we're going to have to help the OG-FPD Company make LOTS AND LOTS of money so they can hire more girls so we can have a TV show like Voltage but with women, and maybe they'll give me a raise too...
Uhm. Waitaminute. Where was I? ...uh... well, ANYWAYS. I think what I'm really trying to say is I. Hate. Sauerkraut! I mean, that's all I'm really trying to say, here. Waka waka doo doo, YEAH!
As incoherent as this promo's gotten, thank goodness Dizzy has the sense to throw out a pair of "V signs" with her hands, palms pointed towards the camera giving a "V for Victory!" sign - scene fades to black. And much <3 and/or pr0n linkage to the person who guesses the song I kipped lyrics from.