11/27/05 Voltage
Feb 14, 2007 23:25:29 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 14, 2007 23:25:29 GMT -5
Mr. Clyde: "Welcome to one of the most important Voltages
of 2005 and in the history of OG-FPD."
Mr. Figaro: "We have two crucial tournament matches tonight.
The first one is the Kaori NiGHT Invitational
Tournament FINALS between Yoyo Banzai and
Tigress Mask. The winner of this match wins
the KNIT and will get to face Joshi megastar
Kaori NiGHT at the 12/13/05 OG-FPD 2 year
Anniversary show EXTRAVANZA!!
*Commercials for Team Orochi member toys. Nothing says
PERFECT HOLIDAY GIFT like a vibrating Mr. Figaro or
Holly "real" doll! Or, light up those cold holiday
nights with a glowing eye OrochiGeese or a lukewarm
nonmovable Mr. Clyde action figure. Happy holidays!*
Mr. Clyde: "And now it's time for the FINALS of the
KNIT. Just to clarify, who ever wins
this match between Tigress Mask and
Yoyo Banzai has WON the entire KNIT and
will get a reward for it. Additionally,
they will get to face Kaori NiGHT one on one
at the 12/13 show. But no matter what
happens at THAT show, no matter if
tonight's winner beats Kaori or not,
the women that wins tonight will STILL
be the Kaori NiGHT Invitational Tournament
winner. This IS the finals."
Mr. Figaro: "Wait, i wasn't paying attention...what's
that about getting to satisfy Kaori one
on one and wearing a mask?"
Mr. Clyde: "I said CLARIFY...and TIGRESS Mask."
Mr. Figaro: "Sorry, my mind was elsewhere... like
how many hot chicks will get the
vibrating Mr. Figaro doll for a gift
this holiday season. Folks, help your
female friends "deck the halls" with
my top seller "adult" action figure"
Mr. Clyde: "Deck the halls" is probably the worst
euphemism I've ever heard."
Mr. Figaro: "Would you prefer "ride on my sleigh?"
Mr. Clyde: "No, I'd prefer you to get back to
the same level of professionalism
you were at the BEGINNING of tonight's
show. What the heck happened?"
Mr. Figaro: "Lulled you into a false sense of
security just so that I could go
all "Figaro" all over everyone!"
Mr. Clyde: "I guess your fiendish plan worked."
Mr. Figaro: "OrochiGeese says that my fiendish
plan making has improved!"
Mr. Clyde: "Did he sent a report card home too?"
Mr. Figaro: "Cute...real cute...."
Mr. Clyde: "Now that I've done my best to silence
you, let us get to the KNIT Finals.
Both Yoyo Banzai and Tigress Mask
had to go through a LOT to get to
this point. Both had to survive a
one fall Triple Threat elimination
match in the first round of the KNIT.
Tigress Mask eliminated Azumi Oonishi
and then went on to defeat Visper Karr
in the semifinals. Yoyo Banzai tricked
and defeated Diva Dynamite in the first
round of her bracket, and then went on
to beat Lisa Robinson in the semifinals."
Mr. Figaro: "Yoyo has shown a lot of quick and devious
thinking throughout both of her matches,
as well as her past matches in OG-FPD.
She will get a win in any way, at any
cost, and at anyone's expense. She is
very smart and very quick. She can brawl,
wrestle technically, and hit you with
a wide array of moves. Yoyo is my
choice to win tonight and I think
she is going to be a huge OG-Joshi star."
Mr. Clyde: "Tigress Mask made her official OG-FPD
Joshi debut in this tournament. She
shocked a lot of people by beating
Azumi Oonishi, who was the favorite
of many to win this tournament based
on her prior two impressive victories
in OG-FPD Joshi. Tigress has shown
a very lethal mix of MMA submission
fighting and lucha. With the two
constants in her style being her
devestating speed and high impact
moves. I think Tigress will win
tonight but think that BOTH Yoyo and
Tigress will continue on to further
success in OG-Joshi."
Mr. Figaro: "Very diplomatic of you Clyde. Quite
annoyingly so, but I do agree with
your assessment of both their futures."
Mr. Clyde: "Of further note is the fact that this
is the first time they have ever met
in the ring. I do believe they match
up very well against each other though
so it will look like these two have
wrestled many matches in the past."
Mr. Figaro: "Stop creating a fictional history of
their feud! All that matters is the
match NOW...and we will have that...NOW!"
KNIT FINALS: Yoyo Banzai vs. Tigress Mask
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
Mr. Clyde: "And Tigress Mask has won the match and
is the first ever KNIT Winner."
Mr. Figaro: "An excellent effort by both women really,
but Tigress Mask pulls out the big victory
and goes onto to win the KNIT, as well as
earn herself a coveted position wrestling
Kaori NiGHT at the 12/13 Anniversary Show."
Mr. Clyde: "Yoyo Banzai should be very proud of her
effort as well, and I hope we can see
a rematch between these two very soon."
Mr. Figaro: "Although I'm sure Yoyo will be disappointed
that she didn't win this match, she can
be satisfied that, at least, she got further
in this tournament then her archrival,
Azumi Oonishi. Azumi didn't make it past
the first round, but Yoyo made it to the
finals. And take it from me, Yoyo will
not be silent about that. She'll let
Azumi know in the most irritating way."
Mr. Clyde: "Yes, unfortunately for Azumi, she's gonna
have to put up with Yoyo taunting her
for their different levels of success
in this tournament. But Azumi does hold
a one on one victory against Yoyo, as well
as a tag victory with Alicia Gordon against
Yoyo Banzai and Kaori NiGHT. So Azumi is
nowhere near down and out in OG-Joshi,
rather, her star is still on the rise."
Mr. Figaro: "You gonna write a song about her too?"
Mr. Clyde: "It will be found right next to your
collection of love songs dedicated
to Steven Regal and his Knights."
*Mr. Figaro gives Mr. Clyde a dirty look*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
of 2005 and in the history of OG-FPD."
Mr. Figaro: "We have two crucial tournament matches tonight.
The first one is the Kaori NiGHT Invitational
Tournament FINALS between Yoyo Banzai and
Tigress Mask. The winner of this match wins
the KNIT and will get to face Joshi megastar
Kaori NiGHT at the 12/13/05 OG-FPD 2 year
Anniversary show EXTRAVANZA!!
*Commercials for Team Orochi member toys. Nothing says
PERFECT HOLIDAY GIFT like a vibrating Mr. Figaro or
Holly "real" doll! Or, light up those cold holiday
nights with a glowing eye OrochiGeese or a lukewarm
nonmovable Mr. Clyde action figure. Happy holidays!*
Mr. Clyde: "And now it's time for the FINALS of the
KNIT. Just to clarify, who ever wins
this match between Tigress Mask and
Yoyo Banzai has WON the entire KNIT and
will get a reward for it. Additionally,
they will get to face Kaori NiGHT one on one
at the 12/13 show. But no matter what
happens at THAT show, no matter if
tonight's winner beats Kaori or not,
the women that wins tonight will STILL
be the Kaori NiGHT Invitational Tournament
winner. This IS the finals."
Mr. Figaro: "Wait, i wasn't paying attention...what's
that about getting to satisfy Kaori one
on one and wearing a mask?"
Mr. Clyde: "I said CLARIFY...and TIGRESS Mask."
Mr. Figaro: "Sorry, my mind was elsewhere... like
how many hot chicks will get the
vibrating Mr. Figaro doll for a gift
this holiday season. Folks, help your
female friends "deck the halls" with
my top seller "adult" action figure"
Mr. Clyde: "Deck the halls" is probably the worst
euphemism I've ever heard."
Mr. Figaro: "Would you prefer "ride on my sleigh?"
Mr. Clyde: "No, I'd prefer you to get back to
the same level of professionalism
you were at the BEGINNING of tonight's
show. What the heck happened?"
Mr. Figaro: "Lulled you into a false sense of
security just so that I could go
all "Figaro" all over everyone!"
Mr. Clyde: "I guess your fiendish plan worked."
Mr. Figaro: "OrochiGeese says that my fiendish
plan making has improved!"
Mr. Clyde: "Did he sent a report card home too?"
Mr. Figaro: "Cute...real cute...."
Mr. Clyde: "Now that I've done my best to silence
you, let us get to the KNIT Finals.
Both Yoyo Banzai and Tigress Mask
had to go through a LOT to get to
this point. Both had to survive a
one fall Triple Threat elimination
match in the first round of the KNIT.
Tigress Mask eliminated Azumi Oonishi
and then went on to defeat Visper Karr
in the semifinals. Yoyo Banzai tricked
and defeated Diva Dynamite in the first
round of her bracket, and then went on
to beat Lisa Robinson in the semifinals."
Mr. Figaro: "Yoyo has shown a lot of quick and devious
thinking throughout both of her matches,
as well as her past matches in OG-FPD.
She will get a win in any way, at any
cost, and at anyone's expense. She is
very smart and very quick. She can brawl,
wrestle technically, and hit you with
a wide array of moves. Yoyo is my
choice to win tonight and I think
she is going to be a huge OG-Joshi star."
Mr. Clyde: "Tigress Mask made her official OG-FPD
Joshi debut in this tournament. She
shocked a lot of people by beating
Azumi Oonishi, who was the favorite
of many to win this tournament based
on her prior two impressive victories
in OG-FPD Joshi. Tigress has shown
a very lethal mix of MMA submission
fighting and lucha. With the two
constants in her style being her
devestating speed and high impact
moves. I think Tigress will win
tonight but think that BOTH Yoyo and
Tigress will continue on to further
success in OG-Joshi."
Mr. Figaro: "Very diplomatic of you Clyde. Quite
annoyingly so, but I do agree with
your assessment of both their futures."
Mr. Clyde: "Of further note is the fact that this
is the first time they have ever met
in the ring. I do believe they match
up very well against each other though
so it will look like these two have
wrestled many matches in the past."
Mr. Figaro: "Stop creating a fictional history of
their feud! All that matters is the
match NOW...and we will have that...NOW!"
KNIT FINALS: Yoyo Banzai vs. Tigress Mask
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
Mr. Clyde: "And Tigress Mask has won the match and
is the first ever KNIT Winner."
Mr. Figaro: "An excellent effort by both women really,
but Tigress Mask pulls out the big victory
and goes onto to win the KNIT, as well as
earn herself a coveted position wrestling
Kaori NiGHT at the 12/13 Anniversary Show."
Mr. Clyde: "Yoyo Banzai should be very proud of her
effort as well, and I hope we can see
a rematch between these two very soon."
Mr. Figaro: "Although I'm sure Yoyo will be disappointed
that she didn't win this match, she can
be satisfied that, at least, she got further
in this tournament then her archrival,
Azumi Oonishi. Azumi didn't make it past
the first round, but Yoyo made it to the
finals. And take it from me, Yoyo will
not be silent about that. She'll let
Azumi know in the most irritating way."
Mr. Clyde: "Yes, unfortunately for Azumi, she's gonna
have to put up with Yoyo taunting her
for their different levels of success
in this tournament. But Azumi does hold
a one on one victory against Yoyo, as well
as a tag victory with Alicia Gordon against
Yoyo Banzai and Kaori NiGHT. So Azumi is
nowhere near down and out in OG-Joshi,
rather, her star is still on the rise."
Mr. Figaro: "You gonna write a song about her too?"
Mr. Clyde: "It will be found right next to your
collection of love songs dedicated
to Steven Regal and his Knights."
*Mr. Figaro gives Mr. Clyde a dirty look*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*