Gold Holdings
May 26, 2013 0:35:06 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on May 26, 2013 0:35:06 GMT -5
*We fade into a posh convention hall where a press conference is apparently about to start. Reporters are seated and looking up at an elevated platform where a long table is there with 5 chairs and a door behind it. After much clock checking and murmuring, the door opens and the members of Matsuki Holdings saunter out carrying their various Championship belts. They all take their seats at the table in this order: Kazuo Saji, RYOMA, Asako Matsuki, Sako Dasumi, and Hae-Won. Narai Kaeo is the last one out and stands behind all of them as she is no longer an active wrestler, just an enforcer. Asako takes the microphone.*
[Asako:] "Yes yes, let's begin!! Why you all not Champions like Matsuki Holdings?"
[Reporter 1:] "We aren't professional wrestlers."
[Asako:] "And you never will be with that attitude!"
[Reporter 2:] "Okay, let's just get to it. What is your announcement?"
[Asako:] "You get kicked in face now."
*Narai starts walking off the platform and that reporter runs away very quickly. Everyone gets quieter.*
[Asako:] "That is just one example of how everyone has come to see us over the last few months. The world has begun to finally pay us the respect that we have earned with our actions. First up, Kazuo Saji:
*Kazuo stands up, inclines his head, and smiles*
[Asako:] "The junior ace of Matsuki Holdings has impressed world while only showing small percentage of his true potential. For all those who doubt him, his head is in the game. And after almost defeating the UBL Field Leader Champion and the E3 World Champion, we have full confidence that the third time will be a charm and he will upset Matt Rivers, the UBL NEXUS Champion. Then it is only natural that Rivers want to avenge loss and offer rematch with gold. The Title will reflect Chrome not water."
*Kazuo sits down with only a hint of a stiffy. He's clearly on his best behavior.*
[Asako:] "RYOMAAAA!"
*RYOMA stands up with his usual mix of pride and stoicism. He has a Tag Championship Belt draped on each shoulder.*
[Asako:] "RYOMA was the first member of Matsuki Holdings to not only win one Championship Title, but hold two at same time. He remains one half of the Kirin World Tag Team Champions and the Super NOVA Gemini Tag Team Champions with Nobu Nakazawa! And, for the first time ever, two members of Matsuki Holdings are in direct line for the NEXUS Championship! RYOMA will face Corey O'Brian in a best of three series, the winner facing the NEXUS Champion at that time who, of course, will be Kazuo Saji! An all Matsuki Championship match will become reality! We will control UBL!!"
*RYOMA sits down but not before looking briefly at Kazuo who winces a bit.*
[Asako:] "Hellions!"
*Asako smiles a bit more this time and both members of the Hellions stand up revealing the ESTRELLA Tag Team Championship Belts around their waists. They have cocky expressions on their faces.*
[Asako:] "At HASHIMANIA, the Hellions won their first Championship Belts, the ESTRELLA Tag Team Titles! In doing so, they became the second and third members of Matsuki Holdings to win Championships! We now control three Tag Team Championships around the entire world. And I have good reason to believe a fourth one is upcoming with Kazuo and RYOMA still competing in the UBL Tag division and the Hellions being invited back into OG-Joshi. Yes, that right, Ruby Moreno require our Champions to put OG-Joshi credibility back on map since no one pay to watch Reeds wrestle! Hellions will be new Champions!"
*Asako nods to the Hellions who begin to sit down but Hae-Won stays up and grabs a microphone. Asako looks concerned but Hae-Won as already started talking.*
[Hae-Won:] "Yo, I want to thank Miss Matsuki for believing in us. And when FPCPP Joshivision comes back, I'm bringing that Title back to Matsuki Holdings, just like I know Chrome be taking the Grand Prix Title and shining it up real nice for us."
*Asako looks very pleased and then looks to the reporters as Hae-Won sits down.*
[Asako:] "Now, are there any questions that not involve you getting KAEO'd in face?"
[Reporter #3:] "Do you have any concerns in dealing with Destiny?"
[Asako:] "We deal with OG-Joshi, not Destiny. Other wrestlers go there and compete and have no trouble. I hear former Matsuki member, Yoshi Hattori, do well there even though she idiot."
[Reporter #4:] "So to be clear, none of you in Matsuki Holdings are allied with Destiny itself."
[Asako:] "No, we take no role in any wars. Matsuki Holdings are wrestlers. Whatever happens with Destiny and UBL and JUSTICE and any other groups are not our concern. We go after Championships."
[Reporter #5:] "That sounds awfully pragmatic and reeks of dangerous neutrality."
[Asako:] "Being the best isn't neutral. We the best. Why you not the best?"
[Reporter #5:] "I won a Pulitzer."
[Kazuo:] "They have awards for that? Whose the 'her' you pulled it to?"
*Hae-Won laughs but Asako clears her throat.*
[Asako:] "NEXT QUESTION!"
[Reporter #6:] "You seem convinced that RYOMA will defeat Corey O'Brian."
[Asako:] "THAT NOT QUESTION. It fact, and RYOMA win is fact. Corey not wrestle for years now! RYOMA always training ready to win NEXUS Title. Last time Corey wrestled, Japan had civil war! Last time Corey wrestled, wheel was invented! Corey O'Brian so old that he forgot where UBL was going! He so old that when people ask how old he is, he say I can't tell you cause I forgot!"
[Reporter #6:] "Maybe you wanna leave the jokes to Kazuo..."
[Asako:] "That all from you!"
[Reporter #7:] "Who do you see as the next Contenders for the Hellions newly won ESTRELLA Tag Championships? Perhaps Buttermilk? Will BerylCat get a rematch? What are your thoughts on Sanura beating Kaori NiGHT for the Estrella Championship?"
[Asako:] "Buttermilk? Is this LAWL? Are Hellions fighting pancakes next? There are no rightful contenders to Hellions! And I think Hashi is smart man so he will wait til worthy wrestlers prove selves. I don't think Cat and Beryl deserve rematch cause Hellions crushed them. As for Sanura beating Kaori, I am not surprised. Kaori think world revolve around her, just like Holly did. This 2013, not 2005. New Champions arise and Sanura strong. I have eye on her."
[Reporter #8:] "Can you comment on any group dissension that has been reported on the OG-JoshiFan.Net Forums?"
[Asako:] "No dissension, we are well oiled machine."
[Kazuo:] "Some especially well lubricated."
*Asako squeezes the newspaper but calms down and lets out a forced laugh.*
[Asako:] "See, Chrome make funny joke, haha, we all laugh happily!"
*Unseen by reporters and the camera, Matsuki waves a newspaper under the desk.*
[Reporter #9:] "What is your reaction to recent discussion categorizing Matsuki Holdings as the new Orochi Army?"
*Asako pauses at this, carefully considering her next words.*
[Asako:] "..."
*More contemplation continues for a full silent minute.*
[Asako:] "They all losers, we better!"
*The reporters wait for more but none follows.*
[Asako:] "We leave now!! Look forward to our infinite victories!"
*Asako raises her arms and her charges stand up and follow her out the door that they came in. To make it crystal clear that this conference is over, Narai Kaeo axe kicks the table in half. The reporters quickly disperse and we fade out.*
[Asako:] "Yes yes, let's begin!! Why you all not Champions like Matsuki Holdings?"
[Reporter 1:] "We aren't professional wrestlers."
[Asako:] "And you never will be with that attitude!"
[Reporter 2:] "Okay, let's just get to it. What is your announcement?"
[Asako:] "You get kicked in face now."
*Narai starts walking off the platform and that reporter runs away very quickly. Everyone gets quieter.*
[Asako:] "That is just one example of how everyone has come to see us over the last few months. The world has begun to finally pay us the respect that we have earned with our actions. First up, Kazuo Saji:
*Kazuo stands up, inclines his head, and smiles*
[Asako:] "The junior ace of Matsuki Holdings has impressed world while only showing small percentage of his true potential. For all those who doubt him, his head is in the game. And after almost defeating the UBL Field Leader Champion and the E3 World Champion, we have full confidence that the third time will be a charm and he will upset Matt Rivers, the UBL NEXUS Champion. Then it is only natural that Rivers want to avenge loss and offer rematch with gold. The Title will reflect Chrome not water."
*Kazuo sits down with only a hint of a stiffy. He's clearly on his best behavior.*
[Asako:] "RYOMAAAA!"
*RYOMA stands up with his usual mix of pride and stoicism. He has a Tag Championship Belt draped on each shoulder.*
[Asako:] "RYOMA was the first member of Matsuki Holdings to not only win one Championship Title, but hold two at same time. He remains one half of the Kirin World Tag Team Champions and the Super NOVA Gemini Tag Team Champions with Nobu Nakazawa! And, for the first time ever, two members of Matsuki Holdings are in direct line for the NEXUS Championship! RYOMA will face Corey O'Brian in a best of three series, the winner facing the NEXUS Champion at that time who, of course, will be Kazuo Saji! An all Matsuki Championship match will become reality! We will control UBL!!"
*RYOMA sits down but not before looking briefly at Kazuo who winces a bit.*
[Asako:] "Hellions!"
*Asako smiles a bit more this time and both members of the Hellions stand up revealing the ESTRELLA Tag Team Championship Belts around their waists. They have cocky expressions on their faces.*
[Asako:] "At HASHIMANIA, the Hellions won their first Championship Belts, the ESTRELLA Tag Team Titles! In doing so, they became the second and third members of Matsuki Holdings to win Championships! We now control three Tag Team Championships around the entire world. And I have good reason to believe a fourth one is upcoming with Kazuo and RYOMA still competing in the UBL Tag division and the Hellions being invited back into OG-Joshi. Yes, that right, Ruby Moreno require our Champions to put OG-Joshi credibility back on map since no one pay to watch Reeds wrestle! Hellions will be new Champions!"
*Asako nods to the Hellions who begin to sit down but Hae-Won stays up and grabs a microphone. Asako looks concerned but Hae-Won as already started talking.*
[Hae-Won:] "Yo, I want to thank Miss Matsuki for believing in us. And when FPCPP Joshivision comes back, I'm bringing that Title back to Matsuki Holdings, just like I know Chrome be taking the Grand Prix Title and shining it up real nice for us."
*Asako looks very pleased and then looks to the reporters as Hae-Won sits down.*
[Asako:] "Now, are there any questions that not involve you getting KAEO'd in face?"
[Reporter #3:] "Do you have any concerns in dealing with Destiny?"
[Asako:] "We deal with OG-Joshi, not Destiny. Other wrestlers go there and compete and have no trouble. I hear former Matsuki member, Yoshi Hattori, do well there even though she idiot."
[Reporter #4:] "So to be clear, none of you in Matsuki Holdings are allied with Destiny itself."
[Asako:] "No, we take no role in any wars. Matsuki Holdings are wrestlers. Whatever happens with Destiny and UBL and JUSTICE and any other groups are not our concern. We go after Championships."
[Reporter #5:] "That sounds awfully pragmatic and reeks of dangerous neutrality."
[Asako:] "Being the best isn't neutral. We the best. Why you not the best?"
[Reporter #5:] "I won a Pulitzer."
[Kazuo:] "They have awards for that? Whose the 'her' you pulled it to?"
*Hae-Won laughs but Asako clears her throat.*
[Asako:] "NEXT QUESTION!"
[Reporter #6:] "You seem convinced that RYOMA will defeat Corey O'Brian."
[Asako:] "THAT NOT QUESTION. It fact, and RYOMA win is fact. Corey not wrestle for years now! RYOMA always training ready to win NEXUS Title. Last time Corey wrestled, Japan had civil war! Last time Corey wrestled, wheel was invented! Corey O'Brian so old that he forgot where UBL was going! He so old that when people ask how old he is, he say I can't tell you cause I forgot!"
[Reporter #6:] "Maybe you wanna leave the jokes to Kazuo..."
[Asako:] "That all from you!"
[Reporter #7:] "Who do you see as the next Contenders for the Hellions newly won ESTRELLA Tag Championships? Perhaps Buttermilk? Will BerylCat get a rematch? What are your thoughts on Sanura beating Kaori NiGHT for the Estrella Championship?"
[Asako:] "Buttermilk? Is this LAWL? Are Hellions fighting pancakes next? There are no rightful contenders to Hellions! And I think Hashi is smart man so he will wait til worthy wrestlers prove selves. I don't think Cat and Beryl deserve rematch cause Hellions crushed them. As for Sanura beating Kaori, I am not surprised. Kaori think world revolve around her, just like Holly did. This 2013, not 2005. New Champions arise and Sanura strong. I have eye on her."
[Reporter #8:] "Can you comment on any group dissension that has been reported on the OG-JoshiFan.Net Forums?"
[Asako:] "No dissension, we are well oiled machine."
[Kazuo:] "Some especially well lubricated."
*Asako squeezes the newspaper but calms down and lets out a forced laugh.*
[Asako:] "See, Chrome make funny joke, haha, we all laugh happily!"
*Unseen by reporters and the camera, Matsuki waves a newspaper under the desk.*
[Reporter #9:] "What is your reaction to recent discussion categorizing Matsuki Holdings as the new Orochi Army?"
*Asako pauses at this, carefully considering her next words.*
[Asako:] "..."
*More contemplation continues for a full silent minute.*
[Asako:] "They all losers, we better!"
*The reporters wait for more but none follows.*
[Asako:] "We leave now!! Look forward to our infinite victories!"
*Asako raises her arms and her charges stand up and follow her out the door that they came in. To make it crystal clear that this conference is over, Narai Kaeo axe kicks the table in half. The reporters quickly disperse and we fade out.*