MOST EXTREME ELIMININJA!
Dec 9, 2008 3:41:42 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Dec 9, 2008 3:41:42 GMT -5
*We're on the set of a Japanese game show called "MOST XTREME ELIMININJA CHALLENGE!" A number of bandaged women are waiting on a big platform, looking tired and sore while staring at an obstacle course laid out in front of them. Some keep to themselves but most of them are gathered around one young woman. She looks to be in her mid 20's and is wearing a bright orange two piece athletic uniform. She has a smile on her face as she gives confidence to the other women. Her name - Yoshi Hattori. As she speaks in Japanese, an interpreter provides us with flawless by the second assistance.*
[Yoshi:] "Next time just do your best, do not let the course beat you!"
*Many young women nod but still look wary. One such girl, even younger then Yoshi speaks*
[Young girl:] "This was my first time here and I was scared! How did YOU get the courage, Miss Hattori!?"
[Yoshi:] "At first, I was very excited but nervous like you! I wanted to be the best elimininja!"
[Young girl:] "Next time I will do same to honor you and my family!"
[Yoshi:] "Yes!"
*A voice calls from off the camera, it appears to be the show's Director, or Coordininja*
[Coordininja]: "Ok, so far no one has passed the course today! But we end our final challenge today with Yoshi Hattori making her final visit to this show! Let our longtime champion be an inspiration to all the rest!"
[Yoshi:] "Aye!"
*Yoshi bows and prepares herself. The other girls give her space to build up a running start.*
[Coordininja]: "And our final participant of the day, the four time Elimininja Champion, Yoshi Hattori!"
*The fans and pretty much everybody on the set go wild. Then a few spear guns are shot into the air, signaling the start of the challenge. A clock comes on the screen counting down from 2 minutes*
[Disembodied Voice:] "2 minutes on clock for ninja!"
*Yoshi runs past the sake barrel roll, keeping her balance perfect and even giving a thumbs-up for a great photo-op. She then gets to the rope ladder and climbs it effortlessly.*
[Voice:]: "1 minute and 45 seconds remaining for ninja!"
*As she makes it to the higher platform, she then has to grab onto a rope and swing across a chasm! But that's not all, as deadly alligators are at the bottom! Also, electric eels and sea urchins!! To make it worse, costumed ninja are on either side of the chasm shooting POISON DARTS!!*
[Voice:]: "1 minute and 30 seconds remaining for ninja!*
*Yoshi takes a deep breath, grabs the rope, and swings! She just manages to fly between two blow darts, catching a third with her feet and throwing it back to knock one of the ninja into the chasm!! *
[Yoshi:] "Oh no!"
*Yoshi then jumps off the rope and saves the ninja by grabbing him right as he falls, and braces their own fall by landing and jumping off an alligator's head,Pitfall Harry Ryu Hayabusa style!*
[Voice:]: "1 minute and 15 seconds remaining for ninja!"
*Yoshi climbs up to where she would have landed had she continued swinging. Her next challenge are two samurai with katana blades. One swings horizontally and the one in back of him swings vertically. She runs and then somersaults over the horizontal swing, managing to cartwheel to the right the second she lands, dodging the vertical swing! The crowd goes wild as she continues on her path uncut!*
[Voice:]: "1 minute remaining for ninja!"
*We see her kneel into a small treehouse looking structure with a curtain with the kanji symbol for "illusion". It is across a pond from another identical structure. They each have rugs on the floor. Yoshi sits on the rug and we see her begin to meditate as she closes the curtain.*
[Voice:]: "45 seconds remaining for ninja!"
*The crowd gets eerily silent as smoke rises from the first treehouse. Seconds later Yoshi manages to emerge from the curtain of the SECOND treehouse across the pond! Everyone begins cheering!*
[Voice:]: "30 seconds remaining for ninja!!"
*That is accompanied by a wooden drum being banged twice. Yoshi then eyes the final task with total concentration: the Elimininja gyroscope. A rather tall wooden object that she straps herself into. She then has to balance herself over to a very very very VERY thin plank of wood that stretched about 20 feet over another chasm to a small platform with a flag. She takes a deep breath*
"YOU CAN DO IT!! INSPIRE FOR KENTA!" comes from the audience.
(Wait, that sounded familiar...you don't think? Naaaah....)
[Voice:]: "15 seconds remaining for ninja!!"
*Yoshi does her best and pilots the giant gyroscope across the wooden plank...as the obstacle people from the earlier challenges begin to rush her with their swords and blow darts and one ninja is even carrying an alligator to throw. But this does not faze Yoshi who gets across the plank with perfect balance and poise!*
[Voice:]: "5 seconds remaining for ninja!!"
*Yoshi immediately grabs the flag and an airhorn goes off! She has done it!!*
[Coordininja]: "YOSHI HATTORI IS NOW FIVE TIME ELIMININJA CHAMPION!"
*All of the girls run up to her and congratulate her. The fans are chanting her name. An interviewer comes up to her with a microphone and an interpreter for both.*
[Interviewer:] "Congratulations Miss Hattori!"
[Yoshi:] "Thank you, thank you all! It has been an honor to be your champion!"
*The crowd cheers again*
[Interviewer:] "What are your plans now that you have decided to retire from Elimininja Competition?"
[Yoshi:] "I wish to go to America and show everyone how an Elimininja can do in... a wrestling ring!"
*The fans cheer again, not as enthusiastic about her choice but still in respect for her*
[Yoshi:] "I wish to bring glory to everyone here by being victorious with the skills I have learned here!"
*The fans applause picks up again. But then they die down a bit as a small older woman in a ... is that a hybrid of a kimono and business suit? Yes, yes it is! That's famed business manager, Asako Matsuki!*
[Asako:]: "And it is my pleasure to announce that the Matsuki Management Group will be bringing Elimininja Champion Yoshi Hattori to OG-Joshi!! She will join Muay Thai Champion Narai Kaeo in representing the best athletes in the world!! Please to look forward to Hattori and Kaeo victories!"
*The fans are kinda in shock about this but Yoshi continues to celebrate*
[Yoshi:] "Thank you to everyone!! I will return to visit, I promise!"
*Yoshi blows kisses while Asako leads her off camera*
[Yoshi:] "Next time just do your best, do not let the course beat you!"
*Many young women nod but still look wary. One such girl, even younger then Yoshi speaks*
[Young girl:] "This was my first time here and I was scared! How did YOU get the courage, Miss Hattori!?"
[Yoshi:] "At first, I was very excited but nervous like you! I wanted to be the best elimininja!"
[Young girl:] "Next time I will do same to honor you and my family!"
[Yoshi:] "Yes!"
*A voice calls from off the camera, it appears to be the show's Director, or Coordininja*
[Coordininja]: "Ok, so far no one has passed the course today! But we end our final challenge today with Yoshi Hattori making her final visit to this show! Let our longtime champion be an inspiration to all the rest!"
[Yoshi:] "Aye!"
*Yoshi bows and prepares herself. The other girls give her space to build up a running start.*
[Coordininja]: "And our final participant of the day, the four time Elimininja Champion, Yoshi Hattori!"
*The fans and pretty much everybody on the set go wild. Then a few spear guns are shot into the air, signaling the start of the challenge. A clock comes on the screen counting down from 2 minutes*
[Disembodied Voice:] "2 minutes on clock for ninja!"
*Yoshi runs past the sake barrel roll, keeping her balance perfect and even giving a thumbs-up for a great photo-op. She then gets to the rope ladder and climbs it effortlessly.*
[Voice:]: "1 minute and 45 seconds remaining for ninja!"
*As she makes it to the higher platform, she then has to grab onto a rope and swing across a chasm! But that's not all, as deadly alligators are at the bottom! Also, electric eels and sea urchins!! To make it worse, costumed ninja are on either side of the chasm shooting POISON DARTS!!*
[Voice:]: "1 minute and 30 seconds remaining for ninja!*
*Yoshi takes a deep breath, grabs the rope, and swings! She just manages to fly between two blow darts, catching a third with her feet and throwing it back to knock one of the ninja into the chasm!! *
[Yoshi:] "Oh no!"
*Yoshi then jumps off the rope and saves the ninja by grabbing him right as he falls, and braces their own fall by landing and jumping off an alligator's head,
[Voice:]: "1 minute and 15 seconds remaining for ninja!"
*Yoshi climbs up to where she would have landed had she continued swinging. Her next challenge are two samurai with katana blades. One swings horizontally and the one in back of him swings vertically. She runs and then somersaults over the horizontal swing, managing to cartwheel to the right the second she lands, dodging the vertical swing! The crowd goes wild as she continues on her path uncut!*
[Voice:]: "1 minute remaining for ninja!"
*We see her kneel into a small treehouse looking structure with a curtain with the kanji symbol for "illusion". It is across a pond from another identical structure. They each have rugs on the floor. Yoshi sits on the rug and we see her begin to meditate as she closes the curtain.*
[Voice:]: "45 seconds remaining for ninja!"
*The crowd gets eerily silent as smoke rises from the first treehouse. Seconds later Yoshi manages to emerge from the curtain of the SECOND treehouse across the pond! Everyone begins cheering!*
[Voice:]: "30 seconds remaining for ninja!!"
*That is accompanied by a wooden drum being banged twice. Yoshi then eyes the final task with total concentration: the Elimininja gyroscope. A rather tall wooden object that she straps herself into. She then has to balance herself over to a very very very VERY thin plank of wood that stretched about 20 feet over another chasm to a small platform with a flag. She takes a deep breath*
"YOU CAN DO IT!! INSPIRE FOR KENTA!" comes from the audience.
(Wait, that sounded familiar...you don't think? Naaaah....)
[Voice:]: "15 seconds remaining for ninja!!"
*Yoshi does her best and pilots the giant gyroscope across the wooden plank...as the obstacle people from the earlier challenges begin to rush her with their swords and blow darts and one ninja is even carrying an alligator to throw. But this does not faze Yoshi who gets across the plank with perfect balance and poise!*
[Voice:]: "5 seconds remaining for ninja!!"
*Yoshi immediately grabs the flag and an airhorn goes off! She has done it!!*
[Coordininja]: "YOSHI HATTORI IS NOW FIVE TIME ELIMININJA CHAMPION!"
*All of the girls run up to her and congratulate her. The fans are chanting her name. An interviewer comes up to her with a microphone and an interpreter for both.*
[Interviewer:] "Congratulations Miss Hattori!"
[Yoshi:] "Thank you, thank you all! It has been an honor to be your champion!"
*The crowd cheers again*
[Interviewer:] "What are your plans now that you have decided to retire from Elimininja Competition?"
[Yoshi:] "I wish to go to America and show everyone how an Elimininja can do in... a wrestling ring!"
*The fans cheer again, not as enthusiastic about her choice but still in respect for her*
[Yoshi:] "I wish to bring glory to everyone here by being victorious with the skills I have learned here!"
*The fans applause picks up again. But then they die down a bit as a small older woman in a ... is that a hybrid of a kimono and business suit? Yes, yes it is! That's famed business manager, Asako Matsuki!*
[Asako:]: "And it is my pleasure to announce that the Matsuki Management Group will be bringing Elimininja Champion Yoshi Hattori to OG-Joshi!! She will join Muay Thai Champion Narai Kaeo in representing the best athletes in the world!! Please to look forward to Hattori and Kaeo victories!"
*The fans are kinda in shock about this but Yoshi continues to celebrate*
[Yoshi:] "Thank you to everyone!! I will return to visit, I promise!"
*Yoshi blows kisses while Asako leads her off camera*