"Interview" with Gutter.

[OctoberRaven]

::Gutter was sitting in an outside table of a Steak and Shake, where she would be approached by the camera crew and a man with a microphone::

Man With Mic: Excuse me, you are Gutter, yes?

Gutter: ...Yeah, and?

Man With Mic: Well, I'm Joey Generic with Pro Wrestling Outsider, I'd like to interview you, if you have the time...

Gutter: *sighs* This is what I get for taking up Carter's offer for dinner. And no, it's not like that, perv.

Joey Generic: ...Okay. Now, sources report that you were discovered by Jean Carter while working for a New Jersey promotion. Was that where you got your start in wrestling?

Gutter: Duh.

Joey: Okay. Who was your trainer?

Gutter: ...Trainer?

Joey: Yeah, who taught you how to wrestle?

Gutter: Nobody.

Joey: ...You never got formal training? Interesting. What brought you to the sport?

Gutter: That's none of your business.

Joey: Well our readers might be interested so it kind of is my b...

Gutter: Well it's none of their business. Don't they have better things to do than read about some wrestler's life story?

Joey: Well um...

Gutter: And why interview me? Because I'm the new ("switch")? Or because nobody else would do an interview for your crappy-ass... magazine or whatever.

Joey: Website, but that's...

Gutter: The ("truck") is a website?

Joey: You don't know what the internet is?!

Gutter: And I don't care. You know what, screw this crap. I need to ("Bliss") anyway. This interview is over.

::Gutter gets up and walks inside::

Joey: ...What a bitch... but how come she... ::shakes his head:: ...turn it off, Phil.