Hollymooners
Jul 2, 2008 21:40:18 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Jul 2, 2008 21:40:18 GMT -5
(*Note: This promo does not involve Holly mooning anyone. Sorry for getting your hopes up).
*A yawning Holly, in business attire, is walking with a purpose through the Battle Chamber halls of the Peter Venkman Memorial Arena on Wednesday night. She stops at the door marked "Owner - OrochiGeese" and knocks a few times but no one seems to be there. Annoyed with this lack of presence, she checks her watch and stamps her feet impatiently when she sees its 8:30.*
[Holly:] "Damn it, he's usually punctual!"
*Holly takes out a magazine from her briefcase and leans up against the side of the wall to read it. A few minutes tick by and finally she hears the steps of someone coming down the hallway. But when that person comes into view, she rolls her eyes. For she is greeted by none other then vampire Jakob Furis.*
[Holly:] "What POSSIBLE business do YOU have here now?"
*Furis scowls at her dismissive behavior*
[Furis:] "Do not mock me! I am here to meet Orochi Geese and demand -"
[Holly:] "Whoa whoa, let me stop you right there. NOBODY makes demands of Orochi Geese. And if you try, if you even disrespect him just a tiny bit, he will hang your head from the wall like a f'n TROPHY."
[Furis:] "I am not afraid of Geese or his "chaos". Real chaos is living like me!"
[Holly:] "In a shitty apartment? Yeah, that interciewer guy, John or whatever, told me that you live on watery RAMEN and not blood. Not all that impressive, vampy."
[Furis:] "If you insult me any mo-"
[Holly:] "Just give it a rest. I'll tell ya what. Me and Geese are 'kinda' tight so maybe I can help you out..well with this, at least, not your pathetic life. So 'vhat' is it that you want to "demand" of Geese?"
[Furis:] "Even though I'm not in the Battalion, I vant to go to the moon!"
*Holly's smile immediately fades and her face shows signs of annoyance and mental calculation*
[Holly:] "Hmm, I don't think that's gonna work for me today. You see, I can't have your ridiculous request of being even MORE of a space cadet getting in the way of some REAL business that I have. So what I'm going to do INSTEAD is give you a fun parting gift. You have about 10 seconds to leave the building."
[Furis:] "Vhat!? No, I must meet with Geese!"
*Holly pulls out her Blackberry and types a few short words.*
[Holly:] "5"
[Furis:] "There is no vay I am leaving-"
*Holly looks at her phone again and smiles*
[Holly:] "3"
[Furis:] "You vill not stand in my vay tonight!!"
[Holly:] "2. And just what IS tonight?"
[Furis:] "I think it is July 2nd-"
[Holly:] "1. WRONG - It is your own personal OCTOBERFEST, come early."
*At that moment...Juli Krieger turns the corner and points at Furis. She yells "YOU"....Furis' face turns completely paler and the front of his pants suddenly self-hydrate. He does the best he can to run but Juli catches up to him at the end of the hallway. Comedic Batmanesque-sounds (FWACK! BLOOM!! PLURGH!) follow and Holly stands by laughing. A few moments pass and finally OrochiGeese comes into the building and approaches the door. Without noticing, or more likely reacting, to the carnage going on in the other hallway, he strolls up to Holly and gives her a long hug which she happily returns*
[Geese:] "Should I bother asking what is going on down there?"
[Holly:] "Regrettably Mr. Jakob Furis was informed by your secretary for the day, Juli Krieger, that he must have an appointment to meet with you. She's now in the process of 'rescheduling' him."
[Geese:] "Furis wanted to talk to me? That is most odd. It's been over a year since he's been 'vestling' here and has not come to introduce himself even once. I was actually looking forwards to seeing how pathetic he TRULY is. Plus, I am interesting in hearing what he wanted to talk to me about."
*Holly's eyes widen again but she quickly laughs it off*
[Holly:] "Oh yeah, a total mystery! Butl, I think that option is off the table today since its unlikely Furis will be able to eat solid food for the next week, let alone talk in complete sentences."
*More "PHOOPING" noises are heard along with Furis groans and Juli's maniacal laughter*
[Geese:] "Fair enough. So how did your meetings with the action figure company go today?"
*Holly puts her arm around Geese's shoulder*
[Holly:] "How about we talk inside your office. Things are getting a bit...loud here."
[Geese:] "Agreed"
*They both enter his office and Holly shuts the door*
(Part 2 coming in the next few days!)
*A yawning Holly, in business attire, is walking with a purpose through the Battle Chamber halls of the Peter Venkman Memorial Arena on Wednesday night. She stops at the door marked "Owner - OrochiGeese" and knocks a few times but no one seems to be there. Annoyed with this lack of presence, she checks her watch and stamps her feet impatiently when she sees its 8:30.*
[Holly:] "Damn it, he's usually punctual!"
*Holly takes out a magazine from her briefcase and leans up against the side of the wall to read it. A few minutes tick by and finally she hears the steps of someone coming down the hallway. But when that person comes into view, she rolls her eyes. For she is greeted by none other then vampire Jakob Furis.*
[Holly:] "What POSSIBLE business do YOU have here now?"
*Furis scowls at her dismissive behavior*
[Furis:] "Do not mock me! I am here to meet Orochi Geese and demand -"
[Holly:] "Whoa whoa, let me stop you right there. NOBODY makes demands of Orochi Geese. And if you try, if you even disrespect him just a tiny bit, he will hang your head from the wall like a f'n TROPHY."
[Furis:] "I am not afraid of Geese or his "chaos". Real chaos is living like me!"
[Holly:] "In a shitty apartment? Yeah, that interciewer guy, John or whatever, told me that you live on watery RAMEN and not blood. Not all that impressive, vampy."
[Furis:] "If you insult me any mo-"
[Holly:] "Just give it a rest. I'll tell ya what. Me and Geese are 'kinda' tight so maybe I can help you out..well with this, at least, not your pathetic life. So 'vhat' is it that you want to "demand" of Geese?"
[Furis:] "Even though I'm not in the Battalion, I vant to go to the moon!"
*Holly's smile immediately fades and her face shows signs of annoyance and mental calculation*
[Holly:] "Hmm, I don't think that's gonna work for me today. You see, I can't have your ridiculous request of being even MORE of a space cadet getting in the way of some REAL business that I have. So what I'm going to do INSTEAD is give you a fun parting gift. You have about 10 seconds to leave the building."
[Furis:] "Vhat!? No, I must meet with Geese!"
*Holly pulls out her Blackberry and types a few short words.*
[Holly:] "5"
[Furis:] "There is no vay I am leaving-"
*Holly looks at her phone again and smiles*
[Holly:] "3"
[Furis:] "You vill not stand in my vay tonight!!"
[Holly:] "2. And just what IS tonight?"
[Furis:] "I think it is July 2nd-"
[Holly:] "1. WRONG - It is your own personal OCTOBERFEST, come early."
*At that moment...Juli Krieger turns the corner and points at Furis. She yells "YOU"....Furis' face turns completely paler and the front of his pants suddenly self-hydrate. He does the best he can to run but Juli catches up to him at the end of the hallway. Comedic Batmanesque-sounds (FWACK! BLOOM!! PLURGH!) follow and Holly stands by laughing. A few moments pass and finally OrochiGeese comes into the building and approaches the door. Without noticing, or more likely reacting, to the carnage going on in the other hallway, he strolls up to Holly and gives her a long hug which she happily returns*
[Geese:] "Should I bother asking what is going on down there?"
[Holly:] "Regrettably Mr. Jakob Furis was informed by your secretary for the day, Juli Krieger, that he must have an appointment to meet with you. She's now in the process of 'rescheduling' him."
[Geese:] "Furis wanted to talk to me? That is most odd. It's been over a year since he's been 'vestling' here and has not come to introduce himself even once. I was actually looking forwards to seeing how pathetic he TRULY is. Plus, I am interesting in hearing what he wanted to talk to me about."
*Holly's eyes widen again but she quickly laughs it off*
[Holly:] "Oh yeah, a total mystery! Butl, I think that option is off the table today since its unlikely Furis will be able to eat solid food for the next week, let alone talk in complete sentences."
*More "PHOOPING" noises are heard along with Furis groans and Juli's maniacal laughter*
[Geese:] "Fair enough. So how did your meetings with the action figure company go today?"
*Holly puts her arm around Geese's shoulder*
[Holly:] "How about we talk inside your office. Things are getting a bit...loud here."
[Geese:] "Agreed"
*They both enter his office and Holly shuts the door*
(Part 2 coming in the next few days!)