Payback for a bitch

[OrochiGeese]

*It's 6pm and we see OG-Joshi World Champion Holly walking down a New York city street and heading into a crowded Starbucks. She opens the door, waffs the latte aroma towards her nose, smiles, and sits down at a nearby table where a young, scantily-dressed, blonde girl looks absolutely petrified. She is attempting to drink coffee but has the jitters and is spilling it all over herself. While this is not the first time white cream is spilling all over her, it's certainly a cause of concern as Holly frowns at her.*

[Holly:] "Sandy?"

*The jittery blonde, Sandy Morton, just continues shaking*

[Holly:] "You gonna speak up? I got a voicemail at 8am this morning from you practically crying and to meet you here. And you've been texting me all day!"

[Sandy:] "Why...why did it take you so long?"

[Holly:] "Unlike you, I actually have a JOB, no, a CAREER. I'm the Marketing Director of Orochi-O's, you know. Now what's going on? One of your treatments aren't working?"

[Sandy:] "No...just...did you see the new rosters?"

[Holly:] "Uh yeah, like weeks ago."

[Sandy:] "No one told me! And now it's too late!"

*Holly rolls her eyes*

[Holly:] "What's too late?"

[Sandy:] "IT!"

*Holly just shakes her head, leans over, and slaps Sandy across the face*

[Holly:] "Sandy, what the hell!? We just pulled off the single most successful attack in OG-Joshi history and you're freaking out! We got rid of Dizzy, a thorn in our side, AND we humiliated Alicia Gordon. This is cause for CELEBRATION and all I see is you freaking out! What in Goose's name is wrong with you!?"

[Sandy:]"I'M ALL ALONE NOW!"

*Holly looks around somewhat embarrassed due to Sandy's need to scream that in a crowded room*

[Holly:] "By the annoyed looks of all these people, I'd say you aren't quite as alone as you think."

[Sandy:] "NO! Alone in OG-Joshi!! Holly, you and Jules-"

[Holly:] "DON'T call her Jules. She almost drove you through a wall last time you did that."

[Sandy:] "Fine, you and Juli are on Voltage together but I'm alone on Amplitude."

[Holly:] "Please, *Holly laughs* Celes isn't THAT stupid that she's make YOU the only Amplitude wrestler. That's like Drake Yoshida-levels of promotional stupidity."

[Sandy:] "So I'm not alone! I'm with wrestlers who want to DESTROY ME after what I did to Dizzy!!"

[Holly:] "Now now, you have nothing to worry about. Azumi Oonishi and J*NiGHT are all on Voltage. And from what I've been hearing recently, it's not likely that Alicia Gordon will return anytime soon. But when, and if, she does, it will be on Voltage. So you're stuck with a bunch of other girls who don't care about what we did and a bunch of new girls who don't even KNOW that we did it. Big freaking deal."

[Sandy:] "Then tell me why I got this!"

*Sandy shows Holly a text from her cell phone saying: "Dizzy's future is more hopeful then yours."

[Holly:] "So what? Alicia now wants to send threatening text messages! Be all cute and send her back some LAWL-speak in return, i'm sure she'll appreciate an A/S/L message." *Holly laughs dismissively*

[Sandy:] "Holly, you don't understand. She's gonna get me when you aren't even in the same arena!"

*Just then, the door opens and a tall, thin blonde walks in and spots Sandy.*

[Blonde:] "LIKE OH MY GAWD!!! SANDY!"

*Sandy immediately perks up and jumps out of her chair and runs to hug this blonde. Holly looks confused but begins to sense a similarity between the two as they begin talking a mile a minute to each other*

[Holly:] "ahem!"

[Sandy:] "Sorry! Holly, this is my BEST friend from back home, Linda Parker!"

*Holly stands up and shakes Linda's hand*

[Linda:] "The pleasure is, like, totally yours, I'm sure!"

[Holly:] "Ha..cute. *rolls her eyes* So you are from California too?"

[Linda:] "LA, honey. We, like, totally grew up together!"

[Sandy:] "I totally didn't know you were in NYC, Linds!"

[Linda:] "Like throwin a party this weekend, San, didn't you get the evite?"

[Sandy:] "I had a bad day..."

*Linda and Sandy sit down as Linda consoles her. Holly shrugs her shoulders and sits back down*

[Holly:] "Your little friend Sandy here is all shook cause she can't handle being "alone" even though her only threat wouldn't even pull the trigger on me when she had the chance."

[Linda:] "Uh hello, *Puts her hand up* just WHAT in the heck are you talking about?"

[Holly:] "You....you do know Sandy is a pro wrestler, right?"

[Linda:] "Really!? THATS SO GROSS!! Do you like SWEAT and stuff!?"

[Sandy:] "Ewww, no! Are you nuts! Imagine what that would do for my skin!"

[Linda:] "Yuck, all pizza-face. I don't know HOW you do that, San, but you lost so much weight wrestling so it must be working!! Look at you! I can barely see your thighs, they're all boney! I'm SO jealous!"

[Sandy:] "I know, right!"

[Holly:] "Say, 'Linds', do you happen to know someone named Alicia Gordon?"

*A look of utter repulsion crosses Linda's face*

[Linda:] "YUCK!! Her? Oh don't make me throw-up..."

[Sandy:] "You DO look a little fat today, maybe you should."

*Linda playfully slaps Sandy's hand.*

[Linda:] "How do YOU know Gordon, wait's, what's your name again?"

[Holly:] "HOLLY, my name is Holly. Sandy said my name already. She said it out loud to you. Weren't you there!? I was there? Everyone else was there! *A few surrounding patrons nod sympathetically* But just in case you don't know, I'm the OG-Joshi World Champion, the Director of Orochi-O's Marketing and the BEST-"

[Linda:] "Hello? Life story or your name? Please..."

[Holly:] "Ok, let's make this quick and painless cause I have an idea but can only spend about five more minutes here before getting physically ill. Linda...you want to be a *fucking wrestler?"

[Sandy:] "OMG! Linds, you and I could be wrestlers together! Like when we used to be cheerleaders or 'beds' for the football players! Holly, would you train her!? *turns to Linda* Holly TOTALLY trained me and I'm so much better then I used to be! One day I might even win a match!!"

[Holly:] "I'll do better then train her. I'll talk to OG and get her on Amplitude so she could watch your back."

[Linda:] "You'd do that!?"

[Holly:] "Only to get Sandy to stop whining. Plus, I think Celes would LOVE to have you on her roster."

[Linda:] "OMG what a totally tacky name!"

[Holly:] "Yanno, you may just turn out to be ok, after all. You certainly look athletic enough."

[Linda:] "Well guhh, I spend like 8 hours in a gym all day!"

[Holly:] "Plan to spend 12. I'm gonna get you in fighting shape. In the meantime, I'll make sure that you can accompany Sandy to Amplitude even if you're not on the official roster yet."

[Sandy:] "You'll talk to Geese?"

[Linda:] "Who the hell are your friends now, San!? What kind of a name is GEESE? Sounds like one of those loser annie-may people."

*Holly sends a sharp look over to Linda*

[Holly:] "Watch it. Geese is THE MAN in charge, he's a winner, a rich one. Most of all, he's my frie-."

[Linda:] "Ohhhh, he's your BOY, I get it" *Linda winks*

[Holly:] "It's not like that...stop winking. STOP winking. Listen up, I'll see you both in the Orochi-O's gym this weekend. You better be serious about this, Linda. Sandy, you make sure she's ready for this. If not, you're back to being alone on Amplitude. But most importantly, don't either of you waste my time with this."

[Linda:] "I'd do like ANYTHING for San! Except not sleep with her boyfriends!"

[Sandy:] "They all used to be yours before I slept with them!"

*Lin and San fake slap each other and then go back to furiously chatting about nothing important. Holly takes her leave just in time before any of her precious brain cells are affected.*




*(LOL @ Dana White)