Visper Karr - "MY EFFING ARM HURTS!!1"
Jun 5, 2007 22:26:59 GMT -5
Post by motosada on Jun 5, 2007 22:26:59 GMT -5
Fade in to Jean Carter and the OG-Joshi banner. You know how it do, so I'm gonna skip the exposition and just get to it!
[Jean:] Greetings, ladies and gents! Jean Carter here, and joining me at this time is the Queen of Kick, Visper Karr!
Visp walks on-screen, arm in a sling, and gives a quick "thaaaat's me!" wave to the camera with her good arm.
[Jean:] Now, Visper, how's that arm doing?
[Visper:] Been better. It's just a bad sprain, though, but at first, I was thinking it was dislocated. Hell, I was sure of it when Haley put the Anaconda Vice on me.
[Jean:] Has the injury put a dampen on your training? I notice the sling, and I'm guessing you'll still be using that for a couple weeks.
[Visper:] Well, the physical therapy cuts into whatever training I'd be doing, but it's all okay, because I've figured out what I'm doing wrong against Haley. And it's so simple, I'd kick myself in the head if I didn't know better.
[Jean:] You've... figured out what you're doing wrong?
[Visper:] Exactly! See, the past matches, I've been wrestling Haley Cannon.
[Jean:] Well, uh... yeah?
[Visper:] No, no. I've been trying to wrestle a woman who's a former World Champion, trained and very skilled in an obscure form of catch-wrestling. Trying to wrestle that kind of person is just... stupid.
[Jean:] Okay, so now that you've come to that conclusion, what do you plan on doing now?
[Visper:] Very simple. I'm going to flip it on her. From here on out, I'm going to make Haley Cannon fight me. I'm going to take her out of her element and see how much that fancy catch-wrestling of hers works when I'm kicking her in the face!
Visper smirks and points to her "KICK YOUR FACE" t-shirt for the cheap plug.
[Jean:] Well, thank you for the peek into the future, and an update on your health! This is Jean Carter, signing off!
Fade out!
[Jean:] Greetings, ladies and gents! Jean Carter here, and joining me at this time is the Queen of Kick, Visper Karr!
Visp walks on-screen, arm in a sling, and gives a quick "thaaaat's me!" wave to the camera with her good arm.
[Jean:] Now, Visper, how's that arm doing?
[Visper:] Been better. It's just a bad sprain, though, but at first, I was thinking it was dislocated. Hell, I was sure of it when Haley put the Anaconda Vice on me.
[Jean:] Has the injury put a dampen on your training? I notice the sling, and I'm guessing you'll still be using that for a couple weeks.
[Visper:] Well, the physical therapy cuts into whatever training I'd be doing, but it's all okay, because I've figured out what I'm doing wrong against Haley. And it's so simple, I'd kick myself in the head if I didn't know better.
[Jean:] You've... figured out what you're doing wrong?
[Visper:] Exactly! See, the past matches, I've been wrestling Haley Cannon.
[Jean:] Well, uh... yeah?
[Visper:] No, no. I've been trying to wrestle a woman who's a former World Champion, trained and very skilled in an obscure form of catch-wrestling. Trying to wrestle that kind of person is just... stupid.
[Jean:] Okay, so now that you've come to that conclusion, what do you plan on doing now?
[Visper:] Very simple. I'm going to flip it on her. From here on out, I'm going to make Haley Cannon fight me. I'm going to take her out of her element and see how much that fancy catch-wrestling of hers works when I'm kicking her in the face!
Visper smirks and points to her "KICK YOUR FACE" t-shirt for the cheap plug.
[Jean:] Well, thank you for the peek into the future, and an update on your health! This is Jean Carter, signing off!
Fade out!