Dizzy: "Oh me, oh my..."
Apr 18, 2007 10:56:39 GMT -5
Post by Joe Snack Road on Apr 18, 2007 10:56:39 GMT -5
As we take up the scene, of Dizzy in front of a chalkboard with all sorts of hard-looking math equations, we can notice a few things – firstly, that Dizzy is actually about to give a wrestling promo. Second, that she’s talking, OH SHI-
[Dizzy:] Hello, OG-Joshi! I’d ask if you’ve done your homework, but, pshhh, whatever, am I right? This isn’t class or Sparta or anything like that, this is OG-Joshi, and that means one thing: The BEST pure competition on the face of the planet!
And, that’s why I started HAWT*Wing with Alicia Gordon and Azumi Oonishi – we all believe that competition is the best thing happening for OG-Joshi!
And we want to keep the competition in our OG-Joshi – women like Holly run around and fight and cause problems for every one. We had Crimson Mask just making people all bloody. And Eris Byrne seems to be hellbent on making people’s lives miserable!
I believe that everybody can be made to see and agree with what I feel is best… and I realize, I can’t just beat people up and make them think the way I do! The way for us to be happy and strong and without problems like people wanting to hurt each other outside of the match and its restrictions, is to realize the POWER of competition!
When I compete in the OG-Joshi ring, either by myself, or with Azumi as the OG-Joshi Tag Team Champions, its to find that pure position of where we are TRULY one and the same – its us and our opponents in the game of human chess! The winner is the better woman! The winner is the woman who was better prepared, better trained!
…
Except, I don’t see that. I see women cheating, women sneaking around weapons. Women interfering and assaulting others outside of the match.
I-it makes me sad.
Really, it does. Because I’m only one woman. Alicia doesn’t believe me when I say, “If we stick to our beliefs, our purity, our ideals, then others will follow!” She wants us to be a sort of super team for justice – not bad, but… it’s not where I want to go. I don’t know what I want, and Alicia does. But we can’t punish the wicked – not like she wants to do to Holly.
I want to thank all the women of OG-Joshi – all of you who strive, push, force. You make me work harder. And especially Azumi… I’ve been working really hard to be the best I can be, but I just haven’t been there yet. You’ve had to carry an unfair share of the load when we wrestle as a team, but thank you for your patience, because I’m almost done, almost ready.
And when I’m ready? I’ll stand up and be the best again so you can all see what I’m talking about!
Dizzy leaves, scene fades. Set immediately behind her, blocked so the camera couldn’t see it are two words: “Athletic Purity.”
[Dizzy:] Hello, OG-Joshi! I’d ask if you’ve done your homework, but, pshhh, whatever, am I right? This isn’t class or Sparta or anything like that, this is OG-Joshi, and that means one thing: The BEST pure competition on the face of the planet!
And, that’s why I started HAWT*Wing with Alicia Gordon and Azumi Oonishi – we all believe that competition is the best thing happening for OG-Joshi!
And we want to keep the competition in our OG-Joshi – women like Holly run around and fight and cause problems for every one. We had Crimson Mask just making people all bloody. And Eris Byrne seems to be hellbent on making people’s lives miserable!
I believe that everybody can be made to see and agree with what I feel is best… and I realize, I can’t just beat people up and make them think the way I do! The way for us to be happy and strong and without problems like people wanting to hurt each other outside of the match and its restrictions, is to realize the POWER of competition!
When I compete in the OG-Joshi ring, either by myself, or with Azumi as the OG-Joshi Tag Team Champions, its to find that pure position of where we are TRULY one and the same – its us and our opponents in the game of human chess! The winner is the better woman! The winner is the woman who was better prepared, better trained!
…
Except, I don’t see that. I see women cheating, women sneaking around weapons. Women interfering and assaulting others outside of the match.
I-it makes me sad.
Really, it does. Because I’m only one woman. Alicia doesn’t believe me when I say, “If we stick to our beliefs, our purity, our ideals, then others will follow!” She wants us to be a sort of super team for justice – not bad, but… it’s not where I want to go. I don’t know what I want, and Alicia does. But we can’t punish the wicked – not like she wants to do to Holly.
I want to thank all the women of OG-Joshi – all of you who strive, push, force. You make me work harder. And especially Azumi… I’ve been working really hard to be the best I can be, but I just haven’t been there yet. You’ve had to carry an unfair share of the load when we wrestle as a team, but thank you for your patience, because I’m almost done, almost ready.
And when I’m ready? I’ll stand up and be the best again so you can all see what I’m talking about!
Dizzy leaves, scene fades. Set immediately behind her, blocked so the camera couldn’t see it are two words: “Athletic Purity.”