Growth Catalyst
Apr 2, 2007 11:03:37 GMT -5
Post by Joe Snack Road on Apr 2, 2007 11:03:37 GMT -5
Scene - a hospital, with two shuffling OG-Joshi icons, the J-NiGHT team of Kaori Night and Jenny McLanahan stumbling forwards towards the doorway.
[Kaori:] Ow, my all of me... I have pains in places I didn't even think I had places. When did they start letting monkeys wrestle?
[Jenny:] That wasn't a monkey; that was a German.
[Kaori:] Is there a difference?
[Jenny:] Well, uh... monkeys kinda have longer arms... and uhm...
[Kaori:] And...?
[Jenny:] Well, uh, they smell better...
Kaori hisses in pain...
[Kaori:] This is going to call for seven or nine or twelve hours in a hot tub, because this pain thing, yeah, it kinda hurts and sucks.
[Jenny:] Gawwwwwwwd... we need like, a warm body to throw at german monkeys like that.
[Kaori:] Pinning that thing was a bright spot on my career... getting dumped on my neck seventeen times or such-
[Jenny:] I think it might've been less.
[Kaori:] But still! The victory!
[Jenny:] Y'know what?
[Kaori:] Is this where you try and insult me?
[Jenny:] No, uh, that... that was a good idea I had there.
[Kaori:] What?
[Jenny:] Getting a third - someone who'll blindly obey us as we order her around. Like, a gopher or something!
Kaori pauses for a moment contemplating as she over-pronounces her limp...
[Kaori:] ...I have you for that.
[Jenny:] No, dude, like, for wrestling. We could grab a third and order someone around to take a beating for us - someone who probably fails at speaking the english language so we can say bad things behind her back while she's in the room.
[Kaori:] ...whatever. C'mon, I think I still have a contact for some of the good painkillers. We can talk about other stuff later when we're not grumbling and pained and such.
Scene ends!
[Kaori:] Ow, my all of me... I have pains in places I didn't even think I had places. When did they start letting monkeys wrestle?
[Jenny:] That wasn't a monkey; that was a German.
[Kaori:] Is there a difference?
[Jenny:] Well, uh... monkeys kinda have longer arms... and uhm...
[Kaori:] And...?
[Jenny:] Well, uh, they smell better...
Kaori hisses in pain...
[Kaori:] This is going to call for seven or nine or twelve hours in a hot tub, because this pain thing, yeah, it kinda hurts and sucks.
[Jenny:] Gawwwwwwwd... we need like, a warm body to throw at german monkeys like that.
[Kaori:] Pinning that thing was a bright spot on my career... getting dumped on my neck seventeen times or such-
[Jenny:] I think it might've been less.
[Kaori:] But still! The victory!
[Jenny:] Y'know what?
[Kaori:] Is this where you try and insult me?
[Jenny:] No, uh, that... that was a good idea I had there.
[Kaori:] What?
[Jenny:] Getting a third - someone who'll blindly obey us as we order her around. Like, a gopher or something!
Kaori pauses for a moment contemplating as she over-pronounces her limp...
[Kaori:] ...I have you for that.
[Jenny:] No, dude, like, for wrestling. We could grab a third and order someone around to take a beating for us - someone who probably fails at speaking the english language so we can say bad things behind her back while she's in the room.
[Kaori:] ...whatever. C'mon, I think I still have a contact for some of the good painkillers. We can talk about other stuff later when we're not grumbling and pained and such.
Scene ends!