KENTA! ARMY - OUR BODIES HEARING FOR KENTA!
Feb 22, 2007 23:06:32 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 22, 2007 23:06:32 GMT -5
*We're in front of an OG-Joshi banner in Orochi-O's Headquarters as "Mean" Jean stands there with a microphone and is feebly protesting to the disinterested camera man.*
Jean: "Why doesn't anyone ever TELL me who I'm supposed to be interviewing! I'm a journalist, consarnit!! It would be nice to have time to do some research so I could come up with more compelling questions!"
Cameraman: "Bahhh...just lift your skirt a little, and people pay will more attention!"
Jean: "I'm not even wearing a skirt."
Cameraman: "Exacftly! Didn't they teach you to wear one in journalist school!?"
*Jean rolls her sleeves up in anger when a nearby door bursts open and three of the four members of KENTA! Army come running to her....like ostriches in the wild plains...and start jumping around*
Keina: "WE'RE ARLIGHT!"
Jean: "HUH?"
Naomi: "NO INJULLY!!"
Jean: "Is the cafeteria out of jelly?"
Hiromi: "HARRO MEAN JEAN!"
*Jean points to the camerman* "You're off the hook THIS time, pal..."
Keina: "PLEASE TO NOT BLEAK FOURTH WALL!"
Jean: "Sorry.."
Hiromi: "I AM HILOMI, MEAN JEAN! I HEARD ROTS ABOUT YOU!"
Jean: "Yes, yes, I bet. Now, as the third member of KENTA! Army to get into the ring, you certainly picked a crucial time during the recent Voltage to make your re-debut. With Holly and Juli targetting..."
Naomi: "BUT AS GENELAL CERES SAID...WE ARE OK!!"
Keina: "HORRY..."
Jean: "As in "whorey?"
*KENTA! Army quietly giggle and look down in embarrassed amusement*
Jean: "Holly?"
Keina: "SAME THING! HORRY AND JURI DID NOT HURT US TOO BAD!"
Hiromi: "OUR FAVOLITE POP STAR SAVED US!! KAORI NIGHT!!!!"
Naomi: "I HAVE ALL OF HER MUSIC ON MY COMPUTER!"
Keina: "NOMIIIIIIIII!? DON'T DOWNROAD IRREGALLY!"
*Naomi looks embarrassed*
Hiromi: "KAORI AND HER FRIEND JENNY MC...MCRANAHAN!"
*Jean sighs*
Keina: "THEY SAVED US! WE OWE THEM PRESENT!!"
Jean: "Well girls, I'm...uh...happy(?) that all three of you are still here in OG-Jo-...*reconsiders* well, I'm happy that you aren't badly hurt. But I DO have a few questions for you."
Keina: "WE HAVE ANSWERS!"
Jean: "First off, what was the extent of your injuries suffered?"
*All three girls look confused...more so then usual*
Jean: "Sorry. What I meant was "how many ouchies did you all have?"
Keina: "I HAD MANY OUCHIES!! I ARMOST GOT A CONCUSSION!"
Naomi: "I HAD A LOT OF SCLATCHES! AND RUMPS!"
Hiromi: "I WANT KENTA TO KISS MY OUCHIES TIL THEY GO AWAY!"
Keina: "BUT IT IS OK!! OUR BODIES FEEL BETTER...THEY ARE HEARING FOR KENTA!"
Jean: "Yes...and that was my next question. With the news of OG-FPD not renewing the contracts of many of its wrestlers, INCLUDING Kenta, how are you girls going to ....hell, what ARE you girls going to do now!?"
Keina: "WE WILL NOT LEST UNTIL KENTA IS BLOUGHT BACK!"
Jean: "Well, OrochiGeese seemed absolutely certain about his reasons and resolve for not renewing any contracts. And he isn't the most flexible guy, if you know what I mean."
Naomi: "FREXIBLE IS GOOD!! I AM VELY FREXIBLE FOR KENTA!"
Jean: "OrochiGeese ISN'T though. And I do not think he is going to hire him back."
*Naomi starts hysterically crying and falls to her knees.*
Keina: "NOMI!! BE STRONG!! BE RIKE KENTA!! WE CAN'T CLY!!"
Hiromi: "WE WILL DO OUR BEST TO GET KENTA BACK! THIS WE SWEAR!"
Keina: "WE WILL TRY TO IMPLESS GENERAL CERES SO MUCH THAT SHE BLINGS HIM BACK!"
Jean: "And how will you do that?"
Keina: "BY WINNING EVERY MATCH WE HAVE... FROM NOW ON!!"
Jean: "Why would that bring him back?"
Hiromi: "BY SHOWING HOW MUCH KENTA INSPIRES US!! KENTA INSPIRES OG-JOSHI TO BE ITS BEST!"
Keina: "GENERAL CERES WILL SEE HOW KENTA HELPS OG-JOSHI FIGHT ITS HARDEST!"
Jean: "I see...*stifles laughter* So...you USED to dedicate every match to KENTA. But NOW, you are dedicating every match to having him re-hired. And you all intend to have an undefeated streak that will cause General Celes and OrochiGeese to be impressed enough to bring him back?"
Hiromi: "THATS IT! YOU ARE SMART!"
Jean: "And not only do you expect that your strategy will do what you want it to do, but you ACTUALLY expect that you will be able to implement it?"
Hiromi: "WHAT MEANS IMPREMENT!?"
Jean: "You all expect to win EVERY match...even in the face of the rising talent level and passion of OG-Joshi wrestlers? I don't know if you've realized this, but OG-Joshi competition is getting stiffer the-"
Keina: "WE WILL BEAT OFF STIFF COMPETITION FOR KENTA!"
*Jean just stands there with an empty look on her face*
Hiromi: "WE WILL THEN FINISH OFF OUR HARD OPPONENTS!"
Jean: "I...I got nothing here..."
Naomi: "WE WILL HAVE THE VICTOLY OF KENTA ALL OVER OUR FACES AFTER HOT BATTLES!"
*Jean shrugs her shoulders*
Jean: "Good luck girls...I...gotta...bye."
*Jean just walks off the set with an empty look on her face.*
Naomi: "WHATS WRONG WITH JEAN!?"
Keina: "SHE MISSES KENTA TOO!"
Hiromi: "LETS BRING HIM BACK FOR EVERYONE!!"
Naomi: "OG-JOSHI WRESTLERS...DONT BE SAD WHEN WE BEAT YOU! KNOW IT IS FOR KENTA AND SMILE!"
*All three jumps up and down excitedly and then run off the set.*
Jean: "Why doesn't anyone ever TELL me who I'm supposed to be interviewing! I'm a journalist, consarnit!! It would be nice to have time to do some research so I could come up with more compelling questions!"
Cameraman: "Bahhh...just lift your skirt a little, and people pay will more attention!"
Jean: "I'm not even wearing a skirt."
Cameraman: "Exacftly! Didn't they teach you to wear one in journalist school!?"
*Jean rolls her sleeves up in anger when a nearby door bursts open and three of the four members of KENTA! Army come running to her....like ostriches in the wild plains...and start jumping around*
Keina: "WE'RE ARLIGHT!"
Jean: "HUH?"
Naomi: "NO INJULLY!!"
Jean: "Is the cafeteria out of jelly?"
Hiromi: "HARRO MEAN JEAN!"
*Jean points to the camerman* "You're off the hook THIS time, pal..."
Keina: "PLEASE TO NOT BLEAK FOURTH WALL!"
Jean: "Sorry.."
Hiromi: "I AM HILOMI, MEAN JEAN! I HEARD ROTS ABOUT YOU!"
Jean: "Yes, yes, I bet. Now, as the third member of KENTA! Army to get into the ring, you certainly picked a crucial time during the recent Voltage to make your re-debut. With Holly and Juli targetting..."
Naomi: "BUT AS GENELAL CERES SAID...WE ARE OK!!"
Keina: "HORRY..."
Jean: "As in "whorey?"
*KENTA! Army quietly giggle and look down in embarrassed amusement*
Jean: "Holly?"
Keina: "SAME THING! HORRY AND JURI DID NOT HURT US TOO BAD!"
Hiromi: "OUR FAVOLITE POP STAR SAVED US!! KAORI NIGHT!!!!"
Naomi: "I HAVE ALL OF HER MUSIC ON MY COMPUTER!"
Keina: "NOMIIIIIIIII!? DON'T DOWNROAD IRREGALLY!"
*Naomi looks embarrassed*
Hiromi: "KAORI AND HER FRIEND JENNY MC...MCRANAHAN!"
*Jean sighs*
Keina: "THEY SAVED US! WE OWE THEM PRESENT!!"
Jean: "Well girls, I'm...uh...happy(?) that all three of you are still here in OG-Jo-...*reconsiders* well, I'm happy that you aren't badly hurt. But I DO have a few questions for you."
Keina: "WE HAVE ANSWERS!"
Jean: "First off, what was the extent of your injuries suffered?"
*All three girls look confused...more so then usual*
Jean: "Sorry. What I meant was "how many ouchies did you all have?"
Keina: "I HAD MANY OUCHIES!! I ARMOST GOT A CONCUSSION!"
Naomi: "I HAD A LOT OF SCLATCHES! AND RUMPS!"
Hiromi: "I WANT KENTA TO KISS MY OUCHIES TIL THEY GO AWAY!"
Keina: "BUT IT IS OK!! OUR BODIES FEEL BETTER...THEY ARE HEARING FOR KENTA!"
Jean: "Yes...and that was my next question. With the news of OG-FPD not renewing the contracts of many of its wrestlers, INCLUDING Kenta, how are you girls going to ....hell, what ARE you girls going to do now!?"
Keina: "WE WILL NOT LEST UNTIL KENTA IS BLOUGHT BACK!"
Jean: "Well, OrochiGeese seemed absolutely certain about his reasons and resolve for not renewing any contracts. And he isn't the most flexible guy, if you know what I mean."
Naomi: "FREXIBLE IS GOOD!! I AM VELY FREXIBLE FOR KENTA!"
Jean: "OrochiGeese ISN'T though. And I do not think he is going to hire him back."
*Naomi starts hysterically crying and falls to her knees.*
Keina: "NOMI!! BE STRONG!! BE RIKE KENTA!! WE CAN'T CLY!!"
Hiromi: "WE WILL DO OUR BEST TO GET KENTA BACK! THIS WE SWEAR!"
Keina: "WE WILL TRY TO IMPLESS GENERAL CERES SO MUCH THAT SHE BLINGS HIM BACK!"
Jean: "And how will you do that?"
Keina: "BY WINNING EVERY MATCH WE HAVE... FROM NOW ON!!"
Jean: "Why would that bring him back?"
Hiromi: "BY SHOWING HOW MUCH KENTA INSPIRES US!! KENTA INSPIRES OG-JOSHI TO BE ITS BEST!"
Keina: "GENERAL CERES WILL SEE HOW KENTA HELPS OG-JOSHI FIGHT ITS HARDEST!"
Jean: "I see...*stifles laughter* So...you USED to dedicate every match to KENTA. But NOW, you are dedicating every match to having him re-hired. And you all intend to have an undefeated streak that will cause General Celes and OrochiGeese to be impressed enough to bring him back?"
Hiromi: "THATS IT! YOU ARE SMART!"
Jean: "And not only do you expect that your strategy will do what you want it to do, but you ACTUALLY expect that you will be able to implement it?"
Hiromi: "WHAT MEANS IMPREMENT!?"
Jean: "You all expect to win EVERY match...even in the face of the rising talent level and passion of OG-Joshi wrestlers? I don't know if you've realized this, but OG-Joshi competition is getting stiffer the-"
Keina: "WE WILL BEAT OFF STIFF COMPETITION FOR KENTA!"
*Jean just stands there with an empty look on her face*
Hiromi: "WE WILL THEN FINISH OFF OUR HARD OPPONENTS!"
Jean: "I...I got nothing here..."
Naomi: "WE WILL HAVE THE VICTOLY OF KENTA ALL OVER OUR FACES AFTER HOT BATTLES!"
*Jean shrugs her shoulders*
Jean: "Good luck girls...I...gotta...bye."
*Jean just walks off the set with an empty look on her face.*
Naomi: "WHATS WRONG WITH JEAN!?"
Keina: "SHE MISSES KENTA TOO!"
Hiromi: "LETS BRING HIM BACK FOR EVERYONE!!"
Naomi: "OG-JOSHI WRESTLERS...DONT BE SAD WHEN WE BEAT YOU! KNOW IT IS FOR KENTA AND SMILE!"
*All three jumps up and down excitedly and then run off the set.*