Visper Karr - Carrot
Feb 19, 2007 9:17:43 GMT -5
Post by motosada on Feb 19, 2007 9:17:43 GMT -5
Fade in, somewhere. Could be backstage at Peter Venkman Memorial Arena, could be backstage at the Staples Center. They all look alike, so you can't really tell off-hand. Jean Carter stands center-view, mic in hand.
[Jean:] Ladies and gentlemen, I am joined at this time by Visper Karr.
Camera pans to show Visper, wearing her purple "KICK YOUR FACE" shirt and unusually unkempt hair. Visper sweeps her hand through her hair, clearing it away from her face.
[Visper:] Well, ya know somethin', "Mean" Jean?! OG-Joshi is kickin' off 2007 in a big way! Not only by having the first Voltage of the new year be big, but the announcement that OG-Joshi is takin' over!
Visper grabs the mic from Jean and stares into the camera.
[Visper:] That's right. I said it.
Visper demonstrates the Tiger pose.
[Visper:] We're takin' over!
Visper hands the mic back to Jean, and the poor girl is freaked out as usual when it comes to interviewing these OG-Joshi types.
[Jean:] Visper, when we last spoke, you left on a bit of a mysterious note, foreshadowing some kind of plan to get back at Jo Ryder. Have you decided to give us a bit more info into that?
[Visper:] You're absolutely right, "Mean" Jean. In our last little interview, before storming off in nice fashion, I made a little threat; I said that I would get the best of a certain red-headed joshi wrestling icon's pride. Since then, there's been quite a bit of buzz about my meaning behind that, and I figure that I've let that carrot dangle in front of you people for long enough.
Haley Cannon, I hereby challenge you.
[Jean:] Ha-- Haley Cannon?!
[Visper:] And not just any kind of challenge, I want to face you in somethin' special. Something not seen here before in OG-Joshi. A "Best of" series. I don't even care what it goes to. Best of 3, Best of 5, Best of 21, it doesn't matter that much to me. After all, this is about pride... and spite. I have something that I need to prove to myself, and I think the best way to do it is to best the woman that Jo Ryder felt so compelled to jeopardize my career for.
Haley Cannon, there's no doubt that you're one of the top female wrestlers in the world, and I don't want to sell you short for a second. But everybody needs to realize that this isn't about winning, this isn't about losing, this isn't about chasing a Championship - because that twat Holly is going to get hers soon enough. This is about me. My pride. My determination. And if I need to go up and slap the top dog around here to get some respect, then by God that's what I'm going to do.
Visper walks off, and the camera pans to follow her for a moment before panning back to Jean.
[Jean:] Well, ladies and gentlemen, there you have it! Visper Karr has laid out a challenge to former OG-Joshi World Champion Haley Cannon for a "Best of" series! Will Cannon accept? Only time will tell!
Fade out.
[Jean:] Ladies and gentlemen, I am joined at this time by Visper Karr.
Camera pans to show Visper, wearing her purple "KICK YOUR FACE" shirt and unusually unkempt hair. Visper sweeps her hand through her hair, clearing it away from her face.
[Visper:] Well, ya know somethin', "Mean" Jean?! OG-Joshi is kickin' off 2007 in a big way! Not only by having the first Voltage of the new year be big, but the announcement that OG-Joshi is takin' over!
Visper grabs the mic from Jean and stares into the camera.
[Visper:] That's right. I said it.
Visper demonstrates the Tiger pose.
[Visper:] We're takin' over!
Visper hands the mic back to Jean, and the poor girl is freaked out as usual when it comes to interviewing these OG-Joshi types.
[Jean:] Visper, when we last spoke, you left on a bit of a mysterious note, foreshadowing some kind of plan to get back at Jo Ryder. Have you decided to give us a bit more info into that?
[Visper:] You're absolutely right, "Mean" Jean. In our last little interview, before storming off in nice fashion, I made a little threat; I said that I would get the best of a certain red-headed joshi wrestling icon's pride. Since then, there's been quite a bit of buzz about my meaning behind that, and I figure that I've let that carrot dangle in front of you people for long enough.
Haley Cannon, I hereby challenge you.
[Jean:] Ha-- Haley Cannon?!
[Visper:] And not just any kind of challenge, I want to face you in somethin' special. Something not seen here before in OG-Joshi. A "Best of" series. I don't even care what it goes to. Best of 3, Best of 5, Best of 21, it doesn't matter that much to me. After all, this is about pride... and spite. I have something that I need to prove to myself, and I think the best way to do it is to best the woman that Jo Ryder felt so compelled to jeopardize my career for.
Haley Cannon, there's no doubt that you're one of the top female wrestlers in the world, and I don't want to sell you short for a second. But everybody needs to realize that this isn't about winning, this isn't about losing, this isn't about chasing a Championship - because that twat Holly is going to get hers soon enough. This is about me. My pride. My determination. And if I need to go up and slap the top dog around here to get some respect, then by God that's what I'm going to do.
Visper walks off, and the camera pans to follow her for a moment before panning back to Jean.
[Jean:] Well, ladies and gentlemen, there you have it! Visper Karr has laid out a challenge to former OG-Joshi World Champion Haley Cannon for a "Best of" series! Will Cannon accept? Only time will tell!
Fade out.