KENTA! Army: SHIRRING!
Feb 16, 2007 4:23:05 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 16, 2007 4:23:05 GMT -5
*It's a calm Sunday as OG-Joshi Interviewer, "Mean" Jean, makes her way into the OG-Joshi offices.*
Jean: "I wonder what they want me here for today, there's no Voltage or PPV."
*Suddenly her deepest fears are tapped as she sees two girls running towards her!*
Jean: "No...not THEM!"
*Loud shrieks are heard followed by multiple hugs from both girls*
Keina: "HARRO MEAN JEAN!"
Naomi: "HAPPY TO NEW YEAR!"
Jean: "Hi...hi girls. Are YOU the reason I was told I had to come here."
Keina: "YES! WE HAVE EXCITING NEWS!"
Jean: "You've both decided to continue your high school education, get much needed reduction surgery on your voice boxes, and get quiet, mild mannered reporter jobs?"
Naomi: "NO!"
Keina: "AND NOTHING IS WRONG WITH OUR BOXES! KENTA ROVES OUR BOXES!"
*Jean sighs*
Naomi: "WE ARE HERE CAUSE WE HAVE BEEN CAUGHT IN A WEB!"
Jean: "Uh...?"
Keina: "PLEASE TO BE MORE CLEAR, NAOMI! JEAN IS CONFUSED!"
Jean: "Perpetually, around here..."
Naomi: "SORRY KEINA!! MEAN JEAN...WE ARE ON THE WOLD WIDE WEBNET!"
*Jean looks annoyed but then sympathetic*
Jean: "Ok girls, what pervert put pictures of you two online? It was Mr. Figaro, wasn't it!"
Keina: "NO! NO! WE PUT OURSELVES ONRINE!"
Jean: " I don't think "KENTA! Exhibitionists" has the same ring..."
Naomi: "NO! WE ARE FURRY CROTHED!"
Jean: "Furry crotched?"
Keina: "RISTEN!!"
Naomi: "There are no pictures of us...yet, but we will have crothing!"
Jean: "So what IS the website for?"
*Keina and Naomi sing in unison* "MERCHANDISING!"
Jean: "AMAZING how two girls that can barely pronounce simple words can say such a complex word so easily...truly astounding what people are able to do when money is involved...."
Keina: "WE WILL USE WEBNET TO SELL KENTA! MERCHANDISE!"
Jean: "Like..."
Naomi: "MY NAPSACK!"
Jean: "Oh, that "HELLO KENTA!" backpack you showed everyone..."
Naomi: "YES!"
Jean: "What else is on there...?"
Keina: "WE ARE STILL FIRRING INVENTOLY!"
Jean: "Was that some kind of slur?"
Naomi: "NO! BE MORE RISTENING!"
Jean: "Ok, I can't take much more of this. Just plug your website so I can go."
Keina: "DOUBLE-RYU DOUBLE RYU DOUBLE RYU..."
Naomi: "KENTA ARMY!"
Jean: "Make the pain go away..."
Keina: "HERE IT IS WRITTEN DOWN!"
*Jean takes the slip of paper and holds it up to the camera. We see the website as:
kentaarmy.dragonisle.org/
Jean: "Ok, thank you girl..."
Keina: "NO! THANK YOU MEAN JEAN!! AND BE SURE TO BUY NAOMI BACKPACK TO PUT KENTA ROVE INSIDE!"
Naomi: "WE WILL SELL MORE THINGS FOR YOU TO PUT HIS ROVE INSIDE YOU!"
Jean: "I...I gotta go... *Jean runs away*
*Keina and Naomi shrug and go back to skipping down the hallway*
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*Special thanks to Nekoryuu for designing the site AND the backpack!*
Jean: "I wonder what they want me here for today, there's no Voltage or PPV."
*Suddenly her deepest fears are tapped as she sees two girls running towards her!*
Jean: "No...not THEM!"
*Loud shrieks are heard followed by multiple hugs from both girls*
Keina: "HARRO MEAN JEAN!"
Naomi: "HAPPY TO NEW YEAR!"
Jean: "Hi...hi girls. Are YOU the reason I was told I had to come here."
Keina: "YES! WE HAVE EXCITING NEWS!"
Jean: "You've both decided to continue your high school education, get much needed reduction surgery on your voice boxes, and get quiet, mild mannered reporter jobs?"
Naomi: "NO!"
Keina: "AND NOTHING IS WRONG WITH OUR BOXES! KENTA ROVES OUR BOXES!"
*Jean sighs*
Naomi: "WE ARE HERE CAUSE WE HAVE BEEN CAUGHT IN A WEB!"
Jean: "Uh...?"
Keina: "PLEASE TO BE MORE CLEAR, NAOMI! JEAN IS CONFUSED!"
Jean: "Perpetually, around here..."
Naomi: "SORRY KEINA!! MEAN JEAN...WE ARE ON THE WOLD WIDE WEBNET!"
*Jean looks annoyed but then sympathetic*
Jean: "Ok girls, what pervert put pictures of you two online? It was Mr. Figaro, wasn't it!"
Keina: "NO! NO! WE PUT OURSELVES ONRINE!"
Jean: " I don't think "KENTA! Exhibitionists" has the same ring..."
Naomi: "NO! WE ARE FURRY CROTHED!"
Jean: "Furry crotched?"
Keina: "RISTEN!!"
Naomi: "There are no pictures of us...yet, but we will have crothing!"
Jean: "So what IS the website for?"
*Keina and Naomi sing in unison* "MERCHANDISING!"
Jean: "AMAZING how two girls that can barely pronounce simple words can say such a complex word so easily...truly astounding what people are able to do when money is involved...."
Keina: "WE WILL USE WEBNET TO SELL KENTA! MERCHANDISE!"
Jean: "Like..."
Naomi: "MY NAPSACK!"
Jean: "Oh, that "HELLO KENTA!" backpack you showed everyone..."
Naomi: "YES!"
Jean: "What else is on there...?"
Keina: "WE ARE STILL FIRRING INVENTOLY!"
Jean: "Was that some kind of slur?"
Naomi: "NO! BE MORE RISTENING!"
Jean: "Ok, I can't take much more of this. Just plug your website so I can go."
Keina: "DOUBLE-RYU DOUBLE RYU DOUBLE RYU..."
Naomi: "KENTA ARMY!"
Jean: "Make the pain go away..."
Keina: "HERE IT IS WRITTEN DOWN!"
*Jean takes the slip of paper and holds it up to the camera. We see the website as:
kentaarmy.dragonisle.org/
Jean: "Ok, thank you girl..."
Keina: "NO! THANK YOU MEAN JEAN!! AND BE SURE TO BUY NAOMI BACKPACK TO PUT KENTA ROVE INSIDE!"
Naomi: "WE WILL SELL MORE THINGS FOR YOU TO PUT HIS ROVE INSIDE YOU!"
Jean: "I...I gotta go... *Jean runs away*
*Keina and Naomi shrug and go back to skipping down the hallway*
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*Special thanks to Nekoryuu for designing the site AND the backpack!*