Jenny: "THANK YOU WIKIPEDIA!"
Feb 16, 2007 4:22:35 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 16, 2007 4:22:35 GMT -5
Scene opens – and in this post-Anniversary Show world, with new champions, retained champions, and snack cake-named warriors carrying glory on high, there is but one thing to do! …
I’m not sure its sit in on a girl reading a “Dungeons and Dragons” book – the big, weighty hardcover tomes, not those little novels – but hey, this is pro wrestling and weird things happen in pro wrestling all the time.
On her own with the D & D book, Jenny McLanahan reads aloud to the camera person.
[Jenny:] “A saving throw is a roll of dice used to determine whether magic, poison, or various types of traps are effective against a character or monster.”
I think we can look at two instances of this happening at the OG-FPD 3rd Anniversary show – just with the joshi!
Dizzy and Azumi Oonishi are now CHAMPIONS after Dizzy – prolly a Ranger class – caught the Greatest Pop Star Ever, Kaori Night, in a roll up. That bitch! I WANTED TO BE A CHAMPION!
But, you see, that leads me to the SECOND. Holly FLUKED a win over Haley Cannon to keep the OG-Joshi Championship! I had no idea the Whore class gave so much benefit to the saving throw, though?!
Obviously, if you can’t tell where I’m going with this, you have a negative amount in “INT” and should probably redistribute your points: I want to wrestle Holly for the OG-Joshi World Championship. With my lightning quick reflexes, my ability to be referential to every video game I’ve ever played EVER, and complete and total willingness to sell out, you’d think I could like, review video games for a living! Wanna see? Here I go!
Jenny makes a goofy face, and says “durr” a lot before starting.
[Jenny:] MADDEN 07 GOOD! OKAMI BAD!
Jenny stops, laughing harder than she should for such a lame joke.
[Jenny:] Ah, see? With a wit like that, I could be a featured magazine reviewer… instead, I want to be YOUR CHAMPION, OG-Joshi! I don’t care who or what I have to go through to get there, but I want to face the OG-Joshi champion, take the championship belt for myself, and then… I dunno. I guess I’ll uh, celebrate? By doing that thing… you know… uh, with the moving around and the effort? What’s that called? “Exercise?”
God, isn’t it just horribly unfair for me to look so damn good with so little effort? (editor’s note: Lie)
I mean, I’m already the best female wrestler on the planet. (Ed. Note: Lie)
Best female to ever play Halo 2. (Ed. Note: …probably a lie.)
But, hey. Don’t take MY word for it! Doubters are obviously Prism Rangers.
Jenny shrugs, smirking and the scene fades out.
I’m not sure its sit in on a girl reading a “Dungeons and Dragons” book – the big, weighty hardcover tomes, not those little novels – but hey, this is pro wrestling and weird things happen in pro wrestling all the time.
On her own with the D & D book, Jenny McLanahan reads aloud to the camera person.
[Jenny:] “A saving throw is a roll of dice used to determine whether magic, poison, or various types of traps are effective against a character or monster.”
I think we can look at two instances of this happening at the OG-FPD 3rd Anniversary show – just with the joshi!
Dizzy and Azumi Oonishi are now CHAMPIONS after Dizzy – prolly a Ranger class – caught the Greatest Pop Star Ever, Kaori Night, in a roll up. That bitch! I WANTED TO BE A CHAMPION!
But, you see, that leads me to the SECOND. Holly FLUKED a win over Haley Cannon to keep the OG-Joshi Championship! I had no idea the Whore class gave so much benefit to the saving throw, though?!
Obviously, if you can’t tell where I’m going with this, you have a negative amount in “INT” and should probably redistribute your points: I want to wrestle Holly for the OG-Joshi World Championship. With my lightning quick reflexes, my ability to be referential to every video game I’ve ever played EVER, and complete and total willingness to sell out, you’d think I could like, review video games for a living! Wanna see? Here I go!
Jenny makes a goofy face, and says “durr” a lot before starting.
[Jenny:] MADDEN 07 GOOD! OKAMI BAD!
Jenny stops, laughing harder than she should for such a lame joke.
[Jenny:] Ah, see? With a wit like that, I could be a featured magazine reviewer… instead, I want to be YOUR CHAMPION, OG-Joshi! I don’t care who or what I have to go through to get there, but I want to face the OG-Joshi champion, take the championship belt for myself, and then… I dunno. I guess I’ll uh, celebrate? By doing that thing… you know… uh, with the moving around and the effort? What’s that called? “Exercise?”
God, isn’t it just horribly unfair for me to look so damn good with so little effort? (editor’s note: Lie)
I mean, I’m already the best female wrestler on the planet. (Ed. Note: Lie)
Best female to ever play Halo 2. (Ed. Note: …probably a lie.)
But, hey. Don’t take MY word for it! Doubters are obviously Prism Rangers.
Jenny shrugs, smirking and the scene fades out.