Visper Karr - Anniversaries Are Overrated
Feb 16, 2007 4:21:06 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 16, 2007 4:21:06 GMT -5
12/28/06
Backstage of the Peter Venkman Memorial Arena, "Mean" Jean Carter is joined by Visper Karr, fresh from a victory over the Queen of Professional Wrestling, Jo Ryder. Sporting her brand new "KICK YOUR FACE" t-shirt and a red-and-yellow bandanna, she begins doing some muscle appeals as Jean stares at the camera, completely oblivious to the fact that she's being mocked.
[Jean:] Jean Carter here, backstage with Visper Karr, who--
Jean turns to face Visper, who is currently spinning around in the "shot put" pose. Jean looks horrified, and Visper looks over at her and stops in her tracks, goofy smile on her face.
[Visper:] I'm, um... stretching?
[Jean:] Right.
[Visper:] I'll stop.
Visper stands normally, smiling at the camera for a moment before giving Jean the "bunny ears" behind her head.
[Jean:] Visper, how do you feel about your victory over Jo Ryder at the OG-FPD 3-Year Anniversary Show?
Jean turns to Visper, who quickly hides her hand and gives a quick smile.
[Visper:] Well, lemmie tell ya somethin', "Mean" Jean! To be perfectly honest, the Queen of Kick feels pretty darn ripped-off!
[Jean:] Ripped-- ripped off?
[Visper:] Yeah, sister! In all honesty, if I had gone up against the Jo Ryder that I felt I should have, then I would've been tapping out in eight minutes. But that's just it; Jo Ryder could've easily thrashed me, but she obviously didn't take the situation seriously enough to bother, or she couldn't care enough to give more than a half-hearted effort "retirement tour" match, so she just went out there and went through the motions, and she wasted a lot of people's time by doing that. And the real tragedy is, that'd probably the best match anyone'll get out of her.
[Jean:] So, it's safe to assume that you won't be re-issuing the challenge, in hopes of getting a better match?
[Visper:] Safe assumption, yeah.
[Jean:] Well, what do you plan on doing now? Have you decided to make a grab for the OG-Joshi World Championship?
[Visper:] Not yet. For now, I plan on making Jo Ryder regret her decision to half-ass our match.
[Jean:] Uh... regret it? How?
[Visper:] Well, the last thing Jo said to me was, basically, that she let her pride get the best of her. Well, I plan on getting the best of her pride.
[Jean:] ... Uh-huh. Right. Makes sense. And how're you gonna do that?
[Visper:] If you haven't found out why we call you "'Mean' Jean", then I doubt you'd get what I mean.
[Jean:] Oh...
Visper begins to head off screen, but sneaks back behind Jean, taking her headband off and tying it around Jean's head before running off.
[Jean:] What th-- ... Now that's just mean!
Fade out.
Backstage of the Peter Venkman Memorial Arena, "Mean" Jean Carter is joined by Visper Karr, fresh from a victory over the Queen of Professional Wrestling, Jo Ryder. Sporting her brand new "KICK YOUR FACE" t-shirt and a red-and-yellow bandanna, she begins doing some muscle appeals as Jean stares at the camera, completely oblivious to the fact that she's being mocked.
[Jean:] Jean Carter here, backstage with Visper Karr, who--
Jean turns to face Visper, who is currently spinning around in the "shot put" pose. Jean looks horrified, and Visper looks over at her and stops in her tracks, goofy smile on her face.
[Visper:] I'm, um... stretching?
[Jean:] Right.
[Visper:] I'll stop.
Visper stands normally, smiling at the camera for a moment before giving Jean the "bunny ears" behind her head.
[Jean:] Visper, how do you feel about your victory over Jo Ryder at the OG-FPD 3-Year Anniversary Show?
Jean turns to Visper, who quickly hides her hand and gives a quick smile.
[Visper:] Well, lemmie tell ya somethin', "Mean" Jean! To be perfectly honest, the Queen of Kick feels pretty darn ripped-off!
[Jean:] Ripped-- ripped off?
[Visper:] Yeah, sister! In all honesty, if I had gone up against the Jo Ryder that I felt I should have, then I would've been tapping out in eight minutes. But that's just it; Jo Ryder could've easily thrashed me, but she obviously didn't take the situation seriously enough to bother, or she couldn't care enough to give more than a half-hearted effort "retirement tour" match, so she just went out there and went through the motions, and she wasted a lot of people's time by doing that. And the real tragedy is, that'd probably the best match anyone'll get out of her.
[Jean:] So, it's safe to assume that you won't be re-issuing the challenge, in hopes of getting a better match?
[Visper:] Safe assumption, yeah.
[Jean:] Well, what do you plan on doing now? Have you decided to make a grab for the OG-Joshi World Championship?
[Visper:] Not yet. For now, I plan on making Jo Ryder regret her decision to half-ass our match.
[Jean:] Uh... regret it? How?
[Visper:] Well, the last thing Jo said to me was, basically, that she let her pride get the best of her. Well, I plan on getting the best of her pride.
[Jean:] ... Uh-huh. Right. Makes sense. And how're you gonna do that?
[Visper:] If you haven't found out why we call you "'Mean' Jean", then I doubt you'd get what I mean.
[Jean:] Oh...
Visper begins to head off screen, but sneaks back behind Jean, taking her headband off and tying it around Jean's head before running off.
[Jean:] What th-- ... Now that's just mean!
Fade out.