And the crowd jumper's opponent is....
Feb 16, 2007 4:13:19 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 16, 2007 4:13:19 GMT -5
*Scene opens in the well known Orochi-O's Press Conference Room. But instead of there being a swarmy swarm of reporters sitting in the audience, we see some of the best wrestlers in the universe (as we know it): Diane "Dizzy" Cavuto, Azumi Oonishi, Kat Black, and Keina. On the podium we see General Celes who has just finished adjusting the microphone, whch was previously set for Goose height.*
Celes: "Greetings and thank you all for coming. We are all here to decide who will face the mysterious crowd jumper in a match at the December 13th, 3 Year OG-FPD Anniversary PPV."
*Keina frantically applauds but then calms down when the others stare*
Celes: "With the exception of two people, this room represents the entirety of the victims of the mysterious crowd jumper. Alicia Gordon, who was attacked by her during the summer, is absent and that is because she is already busy training for her recently announced cage match with Juli Krieger. And Sandy Morton called in sick saying she was out "partying" last night with her slut leader. But really, do any of you see me giving a match of THIS caliber on a PPV of this caliber to Sandy Morton?"
*Everyone shakes their head no*
Celes: "Exactly. Now...you have all talked with me privately and I have considered your comments about participating in this match. I have already made my choice and Orochi Geese has agreed. At the December 13th PPV, the crowd jumper will face Kat Black as our OG-Joshi representative."
*Kat nods and Celes looks over at Azumi and Dizzy*
Celes: "I feel an explanation is owed to you two, especially Azumi. Both of you had been targeted by the crowd jumper in the past. Azumi was the first victim and suffered the worst injuries at the hands of the crowd jumper. Dizzy was a victim during a very high profile match at Unleashed. As much as I know both of you would like to bring the crowd jumper to justice in the ring, there is another issue I feel to be overriding."
Celes: "You have together made it to the finals of the OG-Joshi Tag Team Championship Tournament: A match that will also be held on that same December 13th show. I am very impressed at your progress in this tournament and especially your performance at the previous Voltage. As much as I would personally like to see either of you dismantle the crowd jumper, I do not think I can do so under my dual responsibilities to protect the sanctity of Championship matches AND the health of the wrestlers in OG-Joshi."
Celes: "Having either of you two wrestle twice on that night will result in a breach of one of those responsibilities regardless of the order of the matches. Either one of you would wrestle the crowd jumper and then have to compete with a healthy Jenny and Kaori in the Tag Finale. Or one of you would wrestle the tag match first and risk going into a match while tired against a very dangerous woman bent on injuring opponents. I can not allow either possibility. The Tag Title match deserves full concentration and so does the task of fighting the crowd jumper while being able to defend oneself."
Celes: "While I realize one of the stated purposes of HAWT*Wing is to protect OG-Joshi from vicious women such as that crowd jumper, I realize that another of your purposes is to represent competition and wrestling in its highest form. Therefore it would be irresponsible of me to put you in a position where one of you are less then 100% for the OG-Joshi Tag Tournament Finale. A match where you will be competing for a budding Title that seeks to represent Tag Team wrestling in its highest form."
Celes: "However, despite not choosing either of you for the match with the jumper, I do ensure that each of you will have the option to face her at a future time...provided there is anything left of her after Kat faces her. But you two have a strong shot at winning those Tag Titles and would be excellent Tag Team champions, so I want to see you two give it your all in that match with out any distractions. As I'm sure your extremely talented and respected opponents, Jenny McLanahan and Kaori NiGHT, want to see from you as well. "
*Azumi and Dizzy nod*
Celes: "As for Kat Black, she posseses a strong will and motive for facing the jumper without having the entanglement of another match for that night. While Kat has never been the physical victim of a violent attack, she has still been directly affected by them. Kat's motivations and integrity had been unfairly compromised due to the fact that the crowd jumper's first attack happened after Kat's debut match. Kat has had an uphill battle ever since then trying to clear her name and show her integrity. And she has done exactly that through her overall behavior and her mission to thwart future attacks by the jumper. Further astounding is how she has kept her cool despite the suggestive commentary of one Mr. Figaro."
*Kat nods slightly, muttering something under her breath as Mr. Figaro is mentioned*
Celes: "Keina, on the other hand, is a more recent victim and one that I was intentionally responsible in "offering up" for the jumper. While I have no doubt that Keina could have been attacked at a future time without my participation, the fact is that Keina's situation is different. Furthermore, as I stated at Voltage, Keina agreed to go through with the plan in order to get something in exchange from OG-Joshi. Since I have granted that privilege to her, there is no reason for her to get this matc-"
Keina: "ITS OK GENERAL CERES! I DIDNT WANT TO FIGHT CLOWD JUMPER ANYWAY! SHE'D TRY TO MAKE MY FACE BREED AND BE UNPLETTY! I MUST BE PRETTY FOR KENTA!"
Celes: "So...why didn't you just tell me that beforehand?"
Keina: "I JUST WANTED TO BE INCRUDED IN MEETING!!"
*Keina hugs everyone in the audience*
Keina: "GOOD RUCK EVERYONE! I WILL GO FIND KENTA NOW!"
*Keina darts out as some confused giggling is heard*
Celes: "Notwithstanding that odd behavior, I still believe that Kat is the best choice to place in the match for this particular situation. However, I'd like to thank you all for your assistance in fighting off the jumper over these last few months. Azumi, Dizzy, good luck in your Tag Title Championship match. And Kat, be ready to teach that jumper respect for OG-Joshi and its wrestlers. Hopefully we can put this situation with her behind us after the PPV. Now, there are two weeks left before the PPV so I wish you all effective training sessions."
*Celes leaves and Kat turns to Azumi and Dizzy. Kat and Azumi talk briefly in Japanese, punctuated by the occasional nod of agreement. Finally, Kat turns to Dizzy*
Kat : "You guys go get those belts... Me and Angel know first hand that you can do it. I'll make sure to leave a little of the crowd jumper for you to get your hands on later... But for now, we all have preparations to attend to."
*with that, Kat nods to Dizzy, and again to Azumi, before turning and walking out of the room, leaving HAWT*Wing to talk among themselves*
Celes: "Greetings and thank you all for coming. We are all here to decide who will face the mysterious crowd jumper in a match at the December 13th, 3 Year OG-FPD Anniversary PPV."
*Keina frantically applauds but then calms down when the others stare*
Celes: "With the exception of two people, this room represents the entirety of the victims of the mysterious crowd jumper. Alicia Gordon, who was attacked by her during the summer, is absent and that is because she is already busy training for her recently announced cage match with Juli Krieger. And Sandy Morton called in sick saying she was out "partying" last night with her slut leader. But really, do any of you see me giving a match of THIS caliber on a PPV of this caliber to Sandy Morton?"
*Everyone shakes their head no*
Celes: "Exactly. Now...you have all talked with me privately and I have considered your comments about participating in this match. I have already made my choice and Orochi Geese has agreed. At the December 13th PPV, the crowd jumper will face Kat Black as our OG-Joshi representative."
*Kat nods and Celes looks over at Azumi and Dizzy*
Celes: "I feel an explanation is owed to you two, especially Azumi. Both of you had been targeted by the crowd jumper in the past. Azumi was the first victim and suffered the worst injuries at the hands of the crowd jumper. Dizzy was a victim during a very high profile match at Unleashed. As much as I know both of you would like to bring the crowd jumper to justice in the ring, there is another issue I feel to be overriding."
Celes: "You have together made it to the finals of the OG-Joshi Tag Team Championship Tournament: A match that will also be held on that same December 13th show. I am very impressed at your progress in this tournament and especially your performance at the previous Voltage. As much as I would personally like to see either of you dismantle the crowd jumper, I do not think I can do so under my dual responsibilities to protect the sanctity of Championship matches AND the health of the wrestlers in OG-Joshi."
Celes: "Having either of you two wrestle twice on that night will result in a breach of one of those responsibilities regardless of the order of the matches. Either one of you would wrestle the crowd jumper and then have to compete with a healthy Jenny and Kaori in the Tag Finale. Or one of you would wrestle the tag match first and risk going into a match while tired against a very dangerous woman bent on injuring opponents. I can not allow either possibility. The Tag Title match deserves full concentration and so does the task of fighting the crowd jumper while being able to defend oneself."
Celes: "While I realize one of the stated purposes of HAWT*Wing is to protect OG-Joshi from vicious women such as that crowd jumper, I realize that another of your purposes is to represent competition and wrestling in its highest form. Therefore it would be irresponsible of me to put you in a position where one of you are less then 100% for the OG-Joshi Tag Tournament Finale. A match where you will be competing for a budding Title that seeks to represent Tag Team wrestling in its highest form."
Celes: "However, despite not choosing either of you for the match with the jumper, I do ensure that each of you will have the option to face her at a future time...provided there is anything left of her after Kat faces her. But you two have a strong shot at winning those Tag Titles and would be excellent Tag Team champions, so I want to see you two give it your all in that match with out any distractions. As I'm sure your extremely talented and respected opponents, Jenny McLanahan and Kaori NiGHT, want to see from you as well. "
*Azumi and Dizzy nod*
Celes: "As for Kat Black, she posseses a strong will and motive for facing the jumper without having the entanglement of another match for that night. While Kat has never been the physical victim of a violent attack, she has still been directly affected by them. Kat's motivations and integrity had been unfairly compromised due to the fact that the crowd jumper's first attack happened after Kat's debut match. Kat has had an uphill battle ever since then trying to clear her name and show her integrity. And she has done exactly that through her overall behavior and her mission to thwart future attacks by the jumper. Further astounding is how she has kept her cool despite the suggestive commentary of one Mr. Figaro."
*Kat nods slightly, muttering something under her breath as Mr. Figaro is mentioned*
Celes: "Keina, on the other hand, is a more recent victim and one that I was intentionally responsible in "offering up" for the jumper. While I have no doubt that Keina could have been attacked at a future time without my participation, the fact is that Keina's situation is different. Furthermore, as I stated at Voltage, Keina agreed to go through with the plan in order to get something in exchange from OG-Joshi. Since I have granted that privilege to her, there is no reason for her to get this matc-"
Keina: "ITS OK GENERAL CERES! I DIDNT WANT TO FIGHT CLOWD JUMPER ANYWAY! SHE'D TRY TO MAKE MY FACE BREED AND BE UNPLETTY! I MUST BE PRETTY FOR KENTA!"
Celes: "So...why didn't you just tell me that beforehand?"
Keina: "I JUST WANTED TO BE INCRUDED IN MEETING!!"
*Keina hugs everyone in the audience*
Keina: "GOOD RUCK EVERYONE! I WILL GO FIND KENTA NOW!"
*Keina darts out as some confused giggling is heard*
Celes: "Notwithstanding that odd behavior, I still believe that Kat is the best choice to place in the match for this particular situation. However, I'd like to thank you all for your assistance in fighting off the jumper over these last few months. Azumi, Dizzy, good luck in your Tag Title Championship match. And Kat, be ready to teach that jumper respect for OG-Joshi and its wrestlers. Hopefully we can put this situation with her behind us after the PPV. Now, there are two weeks left before the PPV so I wish you all effective training sessions."
*Celes leaves and Kat turns to Azumi and Dizzy. Kat and Azumi talk briefly in Japanese, punctuated by the occasional nod of agreement. Finally, Kat turns to Dizzy*
Kat : "You guys go get those belts... Me and Angel know first hand that you can do it. I'll make sure to leave a little of the crowd jumper for you to get your hands on later... But for now, we all have preparations to attend to."
*with that, Kat nods to Dizzy, and again to Azumi, before turning and walking out of the room, leaving HAWT*Wing to talk among themselves*