Kaori NiGHT & Jenny McLanahan - Cuisine is Lacking
Feb 16, 2007 4:10:35 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 16, 2007 4:10:35 GMT -5
11/21/06
We're in a corner booth of that famed burger joint, A&W, with Jenny McLanahan and Kaori Night eating - or rather, Jenny's eating a sloppy chili dog while Kaori stares on in disgust, unable to touch the drink - presumably brought from outside the restaurant - in front of her.
[Jenny:] -through a mouthful of food- Ooo wan sum fries?
[Kaori:] Uhm... Ew?
Jenny swallows the food, takes a longing sip off of a large soda, and keeps going.
[Jenny:] Seriously, good food - you need to try some of this.
[Kaori:] I feel fat just looking at it...
[Jenny:] Oh, c'mon! I'm not asking you to suck a fat-sicle, just try a fry or two!
[Kaori:] I'm not even comfortable sitting in this PLACE! This seat is sloped funny, obviously because its designed for obese people, the table is an ugly yellow, and I'm not sure that's the color it was meant to be. The people here are staring at me - and not in the usual "OH MY GOD SHE'S SUPER FAMOUS!" way I'm used to. -she looks about, nervously- If we don't get out of here, they might try to touch me!!!
[Jenny:] Alright, let me just get to business, huh?
[Kaori:] Please, do.
[Jenny:] Thank you.
[Kaori:] ...
[Jenny:] No, seriously. Thank you. If we hadn't worked together as much as we did, I would've lost the match for us at least once. You could probably blame like, seven others on me, or whatever, but I wanted to show that I appreciate you, what you've done for me, and for kicking me in the pants and getting my head straight when I needed it.
[Kaori:] ...
[Jenny:] ...against the Reed sisters? Melody, Harmony? Non-talents, or some such?
[Kaori:] ...
[Jenny:] -sighs heavily- You were right... I was wrong. You have talent... I don't. My breasts are big and full of fat, while your asian boobies are small, not flat, perky, not resembling a nine year old boys.
[Kaori:] That's exactly what I was waiting for! Go ahead, gush on more about how great I am!
[Jenny:] No, see, it's about how great WE are!
[Kaori:] Oh?
Jenny fidgets a little bit in her seat, and reaches across the table, slowly, not really doing much of anything with her hand...
[Jenny:] I mean, we are a hell of a team. We're absolutely the best two women in the world, hands down, and there's not a pair of women in the world who could beat us! And, maybe... we could, uhm... explore that a bit more? Be, like... more than a team?
[Kaori:] Wait a minute... I know what's going on here!
[Jenny:] -startled, shocked-
[Kaori:] You want to be JUST LIKE ME! Oh, Jennifer, you shy little minx, you! Of course! I'll call up my PERSONAL tailor, and while he may be unsure of how to handle your giant American breasts, we can make you a pair of wrestling tights JUST LIKE MY OWN, so that we can be the DYNAMIC DREAM TEAM of Kaori NiGHT and Her Sidekick, Jenny DaWN!
[Jenny:] ...Please, God, I hope this is the four chili dogs I just ate talking.
[Kaori:] Oh? That isn't what you mean?
[Jenny:] ...I mean, uh... maybe we can keep being a team? I mean... it's just three really good teams left - and then Lisa Robinson and Lana. I hear Lana's really good, and that we should plan on being hit really hard, but Lisa Robinson, I mean... c'mon!
[Kaori:] We will be a team, dummy. Try and rise above your trailer park beginnings, when we become champions of OG-Joshi's tag division, thanks to this handy tournament which has simultaneously weeded out the stupid, the prideful, and those without talent, we know who's worth facing!
[Jenny:] ...okay... but, won't they all be worth facing, at some point in the future?
[Kaori:] You think too small, that's your problem - you don't just GO FOR IT! Even if you fail, you'll still have the respect of every one around you! Shoot for the moon, blah blah, stars, and other @#%$ like that! I'm getting out of here - I just put my hand in something that kinda squished, then moved.
[Jenny:] Uh... yeah. Sure, I'll catch up...
Kaori splits, Jenny stares down, contemplating, and the scene fades.
We're in a corner booth of that famed burger joint, A&W, with Jenny McLanahan and Kaori Night eating - or rather, Jenny's eating a sloppy chili dog while Kaori stares on in disgust, unable to touch the drink - presumably brought from outside the restaurant - in front of her.
[Jenny:] -through a mouthful of food- Ooo wan sum fries?
[Kaori:] Uhm... Ew?
Jenny swallows the food, takes a longing sip off of a large soda, and keeps going.
[Jenny:] Seriously, good food - you need to try some of this.
[Kaori:] I feel fat just looking at it...
[Jenny:] Oh, c'mon! I'm not asking you to suck a fat-sicle, just try a fry or two!
[Kaori:] I'm not even comfortable sitting in this PLACE! This seat is sloped funny, obviously because its designed for obese people, the table is an ugly yellow, and I'm not sure that's the color it was meant to be. The people here are staring at me - and not in the usual "OH MY GOD SHE'S SUPER FAMOUS!" way I'm used to. -she looks about, nervously- If we don't get out of here, they might try to touch me!!!
[Jenny:] Alright, let me just get to business, huh?
[Kaori:] Please, do.
[Jenny:] Thank you.
[Kaori:] ...
[Jenny:] No, seriously. Thank you. If we hadn't worked together as much as we did, I would've lost the match for us at least once. You could probably blame like, seven others on me, or whatever, but I wanted to show that I appreciate you, what you've done for me, and for kicking me in the pants and getting my head straight when I needed it.
[Kaori:] ...
[Jenny:] ...against the Reed sisters? Melody, Harmony? Non-talents, or some such?
[Kaori:] ...
[Jenny:] -sighs heavily- You were right... I was wrong. You have talent... I don't. My breasts are big and full of fat, while your asian boobies are small, not flat, perky, not resembling a nine year old boys.
[Kaori:] That's exactly what I was waiting for! Go ahead, gush on more about how great I am!
[Jenny:] No, see, it's about how great WE are!
[Kaori:] Oh?
Jenny fidgets a little bit in her seat, and reaches across the table, slowly, not really doing much of anything with her hand...
[Jenny:] I mean, we are a hell of a team. We're absolutely the best two women in the world, hands down, and there's not a pair of women in the world who could beat us! And, maybe... we could, uhm... explore that a bit more? Be, like... more than a team?
[Kaori:] Wait a minute... I know what's going on here!
[Jenny:] -startled, shocked-
[Kaori:] You want to be JUST LIKE ME! Oh, Jennifer, you shy little minx, you! Of course! I'll call up my PERSONAL tailor, and while he may be unsure of how to handle your giant American breasts, we can make you a pair of wrestling tights JUST LIKE MY OWN, so that we can be the DYNAMIC DREAM TEAM of Kaori NiGHT and Her Sidekick, Jenny DaWN!
[Jenny:] ...Please, God, I hope this is the four chili dogs I just ate talking.
[Kaori:] Oh? That isn't what you mean?
[Jenny:] ...I mean, uh... maybe we can keep being a team? I mean... it's just three really good teams left - and then Lisa Robinson and Lana. I hear Lana's really good, and that we should plan on being hit really hard, but Lisa Robinson, I mean... c'mon!
[Kaori:] We will be a team, dummy. Try and rise above your trailer park beginnings, when we become champions of OG-Joshi's tag division, thanks to this handy tournament which has simultaneously weeded out the stupid, the prideful, and those without talent, we know who's worth facing!
[Jenny:] ...okay... but, won't they all be worth facing, at some point in the future?
[Kaori:] You think too small, that's your problem - you don't just GO FOR IT! Even if you fail, you'll still have the respect of every one around you! Shoot for the moon, blah blah, stars, and other @#%$ like that! I'm getting out of here - I just put my hand in something that kinda squished, then moved.
[Jenny:] Uh... yeah. Sure, I'll catch up...
Kaori splits, Jenny stares down, contemplating, and the scene fades.