Jenny/Kaori: "Wait, what?"
Feb 16, 2007 4:04:16 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 16, 2007 4:04:16 GMT -5
Due to delays caused by this afternoon's major sporting event, we now join your regularly scheduled promo already in progress. But mostly cuz we're lazy and don't feel like setting this one up properly! 
Kaori NiGHT and Jenny McLanahan are walking around backstage... somewhere. Can't really tell, and it's not like backstage areas ever look different from each other.
[Kaori:] No, it's not okay!!
[Jenny:] I'm okay with it.
[Kaori:] Hi. Welcome to "Not the Point". You're about fifty miles away from where you want to be, darlin'.
[Jenny:] Doesn't matter, because, I know I beat you. You know I beat you. Only difference between us is that I'm NOT beating you over the head with this. You did me some real good in trying to get me back in form - well, guess what? I'm here, and I'm likin' it!
[Kaori:] You're only half-way there. A big victory is pretty pointless if you don't rub it in! At all. To anyone.
[Jenny:] Well, what if - and I'm totally stretching here - I pick myself up and move on to facing my next opponent with grace and calmness, where I don't paint you as some two-bit musicially impaired ho-bag who's been called the Japanese Beyonce - where I DON'T belittle your wrestling talent - where I don't rip on the woman I'm counting on to help me win the OG-Joshi Tag Team Championships. Would that work for ya?
[Kaori:] Gah. You're no fun.
[Jenny:] You get to call the shots when you stop your run of losing - I don't see that happening any time soon, and it's gonna be even more rare when I pick my ass up and leave you hanging.
[Kaori:] See, now, that's just mean. And completely incorrect. You won one match. That's not a great achievement unless you're, like, that pink "Diva" girl.
[Jenny:] I won one match, over you. You, who's lost what, three matches in total in OG-Joshi? Dizzy, Haley Cannon, and me.
[Kaori:] Just about, yeah. It's a nice start; not something you should be basing your entire career off of. Now, I think we can do good in this tournament, if you think you can keep up your winning ways.
[Jenny:] Sure, sure, so long as you can knock off your jobbing ways.
[Kaori:] Exactly! As long as I can-- Hey! That's not funny!
[Jenny:] I'm laughing.
[Kaori:] mumblemumble...
[Jenny:] Okay, so, here's a rough idea: You don't suck in our next matches, and I'll be okay with that.
[Kaori:] Pfft. I hardly doubt I'm going to end up being the fall girl here.
[Jenny:] Kaori... if it happens, it's going to happen the way it always does for us - with you on your back.
Jenny skips off, leaving Kaori beh--
[Kaori:] Hey! What the hell are you suggesting?
... Okay, this one's done.
Kaori NiGHT and Jenny McLanahan are walking around backstage... somewhere. Can't really tell, and it's not like backstage areas ever look different from each other.
[Kaori:] No, it's not okay!!
[Jenny:] I'm okay with it.
[Kaori:] Hi. Welcome to "Not the Point". You're about fifty miles away from where you want to be, darlin'.
[Jenny:] Doesn't matter, because, I know I beat you. You know I beat you. Only difference between us is that I'm NOT beating you over the head with this. You did me some real good in trying to get me back in form - well, guess what? I'm here, and I'm likin' it!
[Kaori:] You're only half-way there. A big victory is pretty pointless if you don't rub it in! At all. To anyone.
[Jenny:] Well, what if - and I'm totally stretching here - I pick myself up and move on to facing my next opponent with grace and calmness, where I don't paint you as some two-bit musicially impaired ho-bag who's been called the Japanese Beyonce - where I DON'T belittle your wrestling talent - where I don't rip on the woman I'm counting on to help me win the OG-Joshi Tag Team Championships. Would that work for ya?
[Kaori:] Gah. You're no fun.
[Jenny:] You get to call the shots when you stop your run of losing - I don't see that happening any time soon, and it's gonna be even more rare when I pick my ass up and leave you hanging.
[Kaori:] See, now, that's just mean. And completely incorrect. You won one match. That's not a great achievement unless you're, like, that pink "Diva" girl.
[Jenny:] I won one match, over you. You, who's lost what, three matches in total in OG-Joshi? Dizzy, Haley Cannon, and me.
[Kaori:] Just about, yeah. It's a nice start; not something you should be basing your entire career off of. Now, I think we can do good in this tournament, if you think you can keep up your winning ways.
[Jenny:] Sure, sure, so long as you can knock off your jobbing ways.
[Kaori:] Exactly! As long as I can-- Hey! That's not funny!
[Jenny:] I'm laughing.
[Kaori:] mumblemumble...
[Jenny:] Okay, so, here's a rough idea: You don't suck in our next matches, and I'll be okay with that.
[Kaori:] Pfft. I hardly doubt I'm going to end up being the fall girl here.
[Jenny:] Kaori... if it happens, it's going to happen the way it always does for us - with you on your back.
Jenny skips off, leaving Kaori beh--
[Kaori:] Hey! What the hell are you suggesting?
... Okay, this one's done.