Holly: Your winner, your Ace, your CHAMPION
Feb 16, 2007 3:48:40 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 16, 2007 3:48:40 GMT -5
*It is just about midnight on Sunday night, July 31st, 2006 at Peter Venkman Memorial Arena following the Unleashed PPV. The arena is empty except for one person who is sitting in the middle of the ring. Wait...this promo setup sounds familiar! Just what am I trying to pull here!? Easy now, it's not exactly the same. To name one difference, Holly is sitting in a much nicer chair then last time. Gone is the folding chair, and in its place appears to be a makeshift throne. Where the hell did she get one of those on such short notice?*
*Ahem...Holly is leaning back in this throne in one of the corners of the ring. Instead of looking around the arena, her glare is fixated on one object. This very object is shiny and gold and lays on her waist...*
Holly: "The OG-Joshi World Championship. MINE."
*Holly caresses the belt and continues with a serious look on her face*
Holly: "That much is clear, that much has been proven. But for the last 3 hours I have been sitting here, trying to grasp something else. This...this occasion, I never knew exactly when I'd see the day when...when...
*Holly glances up with a look of malice in her eyes*
Holly: "When EVERY single one of my detractors would be THROTTLED in the face with inescapable reality!!"
*Holly stands and holds her Championship belt up, while walking and thrusting it towards the camera*
Holly: "How do you all like THIS!? Huh!? STILL think I'm not good enough? STILL think I'm not serious enough? STILL think I'm a joke and not championship material!? STILL think I'm not the Ace of Joshi Wrestling?"
*Holly points to the OG-Joshi World Championship belt again*
Holly: "This says that you have nowhere to run from the reality of my greatness anymore! This says that I get to sit back and LAUGH as your blind, fictional world crashes down!"
*Holly lets out an uproarious and vindictive laugh, bordering on maniacal*
Holly: "I've laughed before...but NEVER like this!! Never after an accomplishment as BIG as this one! And the best part is that I earned it ALL. Because I always knew I was good enough, ALWAYS. But this Title win and the manner in which I did it sheds ALL doubt for the critics. I got to watch your faulty perceptions melt at the sight of the most triumphant ending to a wrestling match EVER!"
Holly: "Twenty five minutes into the most grueling match in the history of OG-Joshi...I was right THERE...
*Points to the left side of the ring*
Holly: "Experiencing Jo's "Eclipse Festival". Only this time wasn't a scouting mission. This time I hung on...I escaped! Without even grabbing the ropes, I escaped! Did you see the look on Jo's face at that moment? By breaking her hold, I broke her SPIRIT! The rest of the match was just a formality. In fact, my "Loser's Lunch" had never been more appropriately used in my career then it was THIS time against Jo Ryder: someone who was already psyched out of the match. Because she knew the match was over at the very instant I broke free of her "Eclipse Festival"...a move created by her to specifically beat me: only to have it fail when she needed it against me the MOST. I beat you Jo...I beat you when it counted the most. And the resulting 3 count in the middle of the ring was just the icing on this wonderful cake of victory..."
Holly: "A cake that must taste like POISON to you all!"
*Holly grabs her throat and does a mocking "choking" gesture*
Holly: "As for Haley Cannon, the FORMER Champion...well Haley, please be mature enough to spare me the usual dramatics par for this course. The whole "but you didn't beat the champ" schtick is so cliche, don't you think? You see...when I first saw that Jo had you in that "fancy" german suplex, I instinctively started to kick her. But then I stopped in the middle of the kick and thought to myself: "why bother?". So I decided to LET Jo pin you. After all, she did it right in front of my face, don't you think I COULD have kicked her off and pinned you myself!? But to what GAIN? After all, I didn't need to "pin the champion" to win the match and the title...so why should I have expended the extra effort? Had this been a single fall match, I would have GLADLY kicked Jo into the second row of the audience to break up her suplex pin. But all that was necessary in THIS match was to win the FINAL fall...and I did that without any doubt in the world."
*Holly walks back to her throne and sits in it, proudly admiring her belt.*
Holly: "And now...now I savor the moment, I savor MY Championship, and I savor the fact that no one can ever take this accomplishment away from me. All my life people have been trying to keep me from achieving success, and all my life I have been gradually achieving more and more in spite of them. Tonight marks my BIGGEST achievement yet as I became the OG-Joshi World Champion. And with that, I also forcefully knocked the blinders off of everyone's eyes who ever doubted or devalued me."
Holly: "But now comes the next step, keeping this Title. Because while I know I'm the Ace of Joshi Wrestling, I realize that it has taken this very belt to PROVE it. So the longer I hold it, the longer all of you will be forced to bare witness to my glory, my excellence, and my superiority."
Holly: "And unlike Haley when she held the title, I won't be running off to fight malnourished 12 year olds. And unlike Dizzy, I won't fake leg injuries every other week. I am going to be the BEST OG-Joshi World Champion EVER. And I have a running start on that mission, as I've already been the undisputed Ace of Joshi wrestling for so long that being the best Champion should come naturally."
Holly: "Before I go back to silently reflecting...I want to say one more thing...to the one person who believed in me and supported me more then anyone else. Geese...you were right. Winning this belt on my own means more then it ever would have if I still had control in OG-Joshi. And you coming down at the end of the night to celebrate it with me...well...I think we BOTH proved a lot of people wrong tonight in our own ways."
*Holly immediately stands up*
Holly: "But enough with this emotional crap! Geese, you go back to dropping people on their heads and I'll go back to slamming them on their faces!! Cause I'm sending THIS message out to everyone in OG-Joshi: I'm the Ace here and I've got the gold here to prove it! BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW CHAMPION, BITCHES!"
*Holly takes the Belt with both hands and thrusts it over her head as a wide smile forms across her mouth. Then the scene fades...and we can only assume she is frozen in that position until we next see her!*
*Ahem...Holly is leaning back in this throne in one of the corners of the ring. Instead of looking around the arena, her glare is fixated on one object. This very object is shiny and gold and lays on her waist...*
Holly: "The OG-Joshi World Championship. MINE."
*Holly caresses the belt and continues with a serious look on her face*
Holly: "That much is clear, that much has been proven. But for the last 3 hours I have been sitting here, trying to grasp something else. This...this occasion, I never knew exactly when I'd see the day when...when...
*Holly glances up with a look of malice in her eyes*
Holly: "When EVERY single one of my detractors would be THROTTLED in the face with inescapable reality!!"
*Holly stands and holds her Championship belt up, while walking and thrusting it towards the camera*
Holly: "How do you all like THIS!? Huh!? STILL think I'm not good enough? STILL think I'm not serious enough? STILL think I'm a joke and not championship material!? STILL think I'm not the Ace of Joshi Wrestling?"
*Holly points to the OG-Joshi World Championship belt again*
Holly: "This says that you have nowhere to run from the reality of my greatness anymore! This says that I get to sit back and LAUGH as your blind, fictional world crashes down!"
*Holly lets out an uproarious and vindictive laugh, bordering on maniacal*
Holly: "I've laughed before...but NEVER like this!! Never after an accomplishment as BIG as this one! And the best part is that I earned it ALL. Because I always knew I was good enough, ALWAYS. But this Title win and the manner in which I did it sheds ALL doubt for the critics. I got to watch your faulty perceptions melt at the sight of the most triumphant ending to a wrestling match EVER!"
Holly: "Twenty five minutes into the most grueling match in the history of OG-Joshi...I was right THERE...
*Points to the left side of the ring*
Holly: "Experiencing Jo's "Eclipse Festival". Only this time wasn't a scouting mission. This time I hung on...I escaped! Without even grabbing the ropes, I escaped! Did you see the look on Jo's face at that moment? By breaking her hold, I broke her SPIRIT! The rest of the match was just a formality. In fact, my "Loser's Lunch" had never been more appropriately used in my career then it was THIS time against Jo Ryder: someone who was already psyched out of the match. Because she knew the match was over at the very instant I broke free of her "Eclipse Festival"...a move created by her to specifically beat me: only to have it fail when she needed it against me the MOST. I beat you Jo...I beat you when it counted the most. And the resulting 3 count in the middle of the ring was just the icing on this wonderful cake of victory..."
Holly: "A cake that must taste like POISON to you all!"
*Holly grabs her throat and does a mocking "choking" gesture*
Holly: "As for Haley Cannon, the FORMER Champion...well Haley, please be mature enough to spare me the usual dramatics par for this course. The whole "but you didn't beat the champ" schtick is so cliche, don't you think? You see...when I first saw that Jo had you in that "fancy" german suplex, I instinctively started to kick her. But then I stopped in the middle of the kick and thought to myself: "why bother?". So I decided to LET Jo pin you. After all, she did it right in front of my face, don't you think I COULD have kicked her off and pinned you myself!? But to what GAIN? After all, I didn't need to "pin the champion" to win the match and the title...so why should I have expended the extra effort? Had this been a single fall match, I would have GLADLY kicked Jo into the second row of the audience to break up her suplex pin. But all that was necessary in THIS match was to win the FINAL fall...and I did that without any doubt in the world."
*Holly walks back to her throne and sits in it, proudly admiring her belt.*
Holly: "And now...now I savor the moment, I savor MY Championship, and I savor the fact that no one can ever take this accomplishment away from me. All my life people have been trying to keep me from achieving success, and all my life I have been gradually achieving more and more in spite of them. Tonight marks my BIGGEST achievement yet as I became the OG-Joshi World Champion. And with that, I also forcefully knocked the blinders off of everyone's eyes who ever doubted or devalued me."
Holly: "But now comes the next step, keeping this Title. Because while I know I'm the Ace of Joshi Wrestling, I realize that it has taken this very belt to PROVE it. So the longer I hold it, the longer all of you will be forced to bare witness to my glory, my excellence, and my superiority."
Holly: "And unlike Haley when she held the title, I won't be running off to fight malnourished 12 year olds. And unlike Dizzy, I won't fake leg injuries every other week. I am going to be the BEST OG-Joshi World Champion EVER. And I have a running start on that mission, as I've already been the undisputed Ace of Joshi wrestling for so long that being the best Champion should come naturally."
Holly: "Before I go back to silently reflecting...I want to say one more thing...to the one person who believed in me and supported me more then anyone else. Geese...you were right. Winning this belt on my own means more then it ever would have if I still had control in OG-Joshi. And you coming down at the end of the night to celebrate it with me...well...I think we BOTH proved a lot of people wrong tonight in our own ways."
*Holly immediately stands up*
Holly: "But enough with this emotional crap! Geese, you go back to dropping people on their heads and I'll go back to slamming them on their faces!! Cause I'm sending THIS message out to everyone in OG-Joshi: I'm the Ace here and I've got the gold here to prove it! BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW CHAMPION, BITCHES!"
*Holly takes the Belt with both hands and thrusts it over her head as a wide smile forms across her mouth. Then the scene fades...and we can only assume she is frozen in that position until we next see her!*