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Mr. Clyde: "We have word that Kat Black is now
backstage. She has been searching
the arena the entire night actually,
ever since she arrived here. She is
determined to confront the masked poet
attacker who lacerated and injured both
Azumi Oonishi and Sandy Morton in the
past few months. Kat Black was present
during both those attacks as she had
been the opponent scheduled for each
of those women. Tonight Kat is here
to try to get to the bottom of this
situation and, at the same time I
must believe, prove her own innocence
in regards to those situations."


*Camera shows Kat Black stalking around backstage.*


Mr. Figaro: "Clyde, she's like a freakin NINJA back
there! You must be getting off to
this like I would be while watching Patty
Sirloin BBQ'ng me some burgers!"

Mr. Clyde: "I am excited to see Kat Black standing
up for herself and trying to find
and confront that masked woman. My
interest does not go further then
that. Though in the interest of full
disclosure, I do find Kat's in ring
skills and demeanor to be impressive."

*Mr. Figaro looks at the camera and smirks*


Mr. Figaro: "Folks, that's "NINJA talk" for "I
want to be her baby daddy."

Mr. Clyde: "Uh, Apparently Kat Black sees some
people backstage."


*Camera shows Kat Black approaching 4 young girls,
the same girls who are part of KENTA's fan club.*


Kat: "Have any of you girls seen...."

Keina: "OMG! KAT BLACK!! WE LOVE U
KAT BLACK!! WE ALWAYS WATCHED
U WRESTLE IN DRAGON ISLE JOSHI!"

Naomi: "CAN YOU PLZ LOVE KENTA WITH US!?"


Kat: "I was just looking for..."

Keina: "WE ARE THE KENTA! ARMY!! WE
WILL BE WRESTLING ON VOLTAGE
SOON IN HONOR OF KENTA!"

Naomi: "PLEASE TO MAKE SURE THAT MASKED
WOMAN DOESN'T ATTACK KENTA'S
BEAUTIFUL FACE, OK OK?"

KEINA: "WE BELIEVE IN YOU KAT BLACK!"

*The 4 girls attempt a group hug on Kat but she
quickly bails from the scene and continues walking
around backstage, apparently shaking off the oddness.*


Mr. Figaro: "I wonder if they'd accept me as
a substitute for Kat in that hug!"


Mr. Clyde: "I think the hug is open to anyone
who loves KENTA. Do YOU love Kenta?"

Mr. Figaro: "Uh..well, can I just SAY I love KENTA
to hug those 4 fangirls?"

Mr. Clyde: "I believe they are now referring to
themselves as the "KENTA! Army". That
girl Keina seems to be the leader
judging by the frequency, volume,
and speed in which she talks."

Mr. Figaro: "Clyde, if you think her voice is
loud and high pitched NOW...you
have no idea what I could do..."

Mr. Clyde: "I DO have an idea, and that is
why we are shifting the conversation.
In fact, during this whole interlude,
the OG-Joshi ring crew has removed
the Orochigon cage and replaced it
with the usual wrestling ring. So
it's time to discuss the next match."

Mr. Figaro: "Wait!!"

Mr. Clyde: "For..."

Mr. Figaro: "INTERVIEW TIME!"

Mr. Clyde: "...interview time? I don't see that..."

Mr. Figaro: "Last minute addition thanks to me!"

Mr. Clyde: "What...what did you do this time?"

Mr. Figaro: "I took the liberty in finding a special
interviewer for OG-Joshi! And she is
backstage with Visper Karr!"

Mr. Clyde: "I'm almost afraid to witness this...


*Backstage again (In an area far away from where KENTA!
Army are still screaming), and a brunette woman in a dress suit
is standing by, mic in hand. Beside her is the reason this
promo exists; Visper Karr.*

[Brunette chick:] Jean Carter here, with Visper Karr,
just moments before your match on the "Unleashed" Pay-Per-View.
Now, Visper, at "Unleashed", you're going one-on-one against
Yoyo Banzai; are you nervous?

[Visper:] You're new here, right?

[Jean:] Well... yes...

[Visper:] Uh... huh. What was your name again?

[Jean:] Jean Carter.


*Visper cracks a smile.*

[Visper:] Yanno what? Wait right here.

*Visper goes off camera, Jean looks lost. She faces the
camera, mouths the words "I don't know," then looks back
just in time for Visper Karr to reappear, a red bandana
tied around her head.*

[Jean:] ...

[Visper:] ...

[Jean:] ...

[Visper:] Well? Ask your question.

[Jean:] Well, in just a few moments at "Unleashed",
you're going face-to-face with Yoyo Banzai; are you nervous, or antsy?

[Visper:] Well yanno somethin', Mean Jean, at "Unleashed"--

[Jean:] Wait.

[Visper:] ... What?

[Jean:] Why.. did you call me "mean"? Did I...
Did I say something wrong?

*Visper glances at the camera, and smirks.*

[Visper:] You're a bit new to pro wrestling, aren't ya?

[Jean:] Yeah...

[Visper:] Then I'll have someone else explain it to ya. Can I continue?

[Jean:] I... suppose...

[Visper:] Okay. Startin' over. Well, yanno somethin', Mean Jean!
At "Unleashed", I'm gonna be stepping into the ring with the
super freakin' crazed Yoyo Banzai! And let me tell ya somethin',
sister, when I "unleash" the finest legs in pro wrestling onto the he--

*The camera pans down, and Visper stops talking. She leans down
and looks at the cameraman.*

[Visper:] Hey, bruther. Up here.

*The camera pans back up, and Visper stands tall again.
Jean stands there, looking completely bewildered.*

[Visper:] Now, where was I? Oh, right. Lemmie tell ya somethin',
sister! When I "unleash" the finest legs in all pro wresting
onto the head of Yoyo Banzai, she's gonna wake up in an exam
room starin' at bright lights, thinkin' she's died and gone to heaven!
I'm gonna kick her in the face so hard, she's gonna be glad that
she's got that mask to hide the evidence! So, Yoyo Banzai!
Whachagunnado, sister, when Visper Karr gets her kicks... on you?!?

*Visper dramatically points to the camera, super-Hogan-serious
look on her face, Jean looks mortified, as if there's some sort
of joke going on that she just doesn't get. After a moment,
Visper walks off-screen , laughing, leaving Jean just standing there.*

[Jean:] Um... I think we need to start talking about a raise...


*We go back to the announcers as Mr. Figaro is hysterically laughing*

Mr. Clyde: "..."

Mr. Figaro: "Oh lighten up, Clyde! That was hilarious!"

Mr. Clyde: "Visper seemed to go along with it, so I
won't get too mortified."

Mr. Figaro: "Let me welcome "Mean Jean" to the OG-Joshi
broadcaster family!"

Mr. Clyde: "Can we just start talking about the match."

Mr. Figaro: "You heard what visper said! She's gonna be
kicking Yoyo's face with the FINEST LEGS
IN THE WORLD!! In fact, one of Visper's legs
SINGLE HANDLEDY LIFTED UP ANDREA THE GIANT
20,000 feet in the air at..um, Emergemania
3 in front of one gazillion fans!! I was
there, Clyde, I was THERE!! Really, Clyde,
what more is there to say after what we
just heard from visper and the Mean one!?"

Mr. Clyde: "I believe we have more to convey."

Mr. Figaro: "FINE! The scrumptious Visper Karr is facing
off with YOYO BANZAIIIIIIIII!"

Mr. Clyde: "Do you get paid extra for "I's?"

Mr. Figaro: "IIIIIII should!"

Mr. Clyde: "Visper Karr is more then just a pretty
girl, she is also one of the fastest
rising Joshi stars in OG-Joshi and
all of women's wrestling. She is the
current McPro "Globally Honored Pants"
Champion as well as the last remaining
wrestler in the OG-Joshi #1 Contenders
Battle Royale back in May. Holly ended
up winning that match to get her Title
shot tonight, but she was tested very
strongly by Visper Karr who outlasted
some of OG-Joshi's best that night."

Mr. Figaro: "And the kicker...no pun intended as
Visper Karr has quite the kicking
reputation! But the kicker was that
Visper was INJURED the night of the
Battle Royale, seriously injured!
And yet she almost won it with that
injury!! Had she not been injured,
who knows what kind of fight she
would have given Holly!"

Mr. Clyde: "Visper Karr is a star on the rise
but so is Yoyo Banzai. Yoyo won
a big match against her rival Azumi
Oonishi at the OG-Joshi: Emergence
PPV and has been a strong force in
many tag team matches she has been
in. She recently was instrumental
in her team, with Kaori NiGHT,
in BEATING Visper Karr and Jenny
McLanahan on a recent Voltage. So
Yoyo does hold a tag team victory
over Visper Karr. And while Kaori
got the pin, it was equally due
to Yoyo's actions in that match."

Mr. Figaro: "But it is now time for them to go
one on one. And can the "Crazy F*ckin"
Yoyo Banzai, I love that nickname, go
up against the woman with kicks feared
enough to earn her the nickname in McPro,
"Visper Karr Cop"? Someone with THAT
name...damn...she gonna KTFO you!"

Mr. Clyde: "But Yoyo Banzai has proven to be a very
crafty competitor. She has gotten
her opponents off their games with
her mental tactics and shenanigans."

Mr. Figaro: "SHENANIGANS!"

Mr. Clyde: "The question here is whether or not
Yoyo's mind games have gotten to
Visper Karr. And you have to know
that each woman has in mind what
General Celes has said about each
of them. How both of them have risen
in the ranks of OG-Joshi at the same
pace, but that the winner of this
match will likely move onto very
big things quicker then the other
one will. Who ever wins this match
will be seen as taking a huge step
into the next level of competition
here in OG-Joshi. While the loser
will have to really strive hard
to get there and catch up."

Mr. Figaro: "Btw...Visper Karr is really really
freaking hot. It's kind of mind
boggling actually. However I
have to root for her to lose just
out of loyalty to Patty Sirloin!"

Mr. Clyde: "Your allegiance is noted, thank you.
Now let's get to this important match."


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Match #2: Visper Karr vs. Yoyo Banzai





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Mr. Figaro: "WOW...Visper Karr Cop has struck again!"

Mr. Clyde: "Visper Karr just knocked out Yoyo Banzai
with Visper's running face kick finisher."

Mr. Figaro: "That was a short but VERY intense match!"

Mr. Clyde: "In fact, earlier on in the match, it
appeared as if Yoyo Banzai would claim
victory. She had Visper reeling at one
point, even picking up a few 2.9 counts.
But that seemed to only MOTIVATE Visper
who turned the match completely around
to HER favor, before ending it with
that brutal knockout kick."

Mr. Figaro: "What was also interesting is the fact
that Yoyo did not really have the
mental advantage in this match."

Mr. Clyde: "Visper Karr did not let Yoyo's mind
usua; games get to her. And
I think that might have been one
of the keys to victory for Visper.
Even when Yoyo was bringing a solid
attack, Visper stayed calm."

Mr. Figaro: "Even when Yoyo was headbutting Visper,
Visper stayed calm and looked for that
opening...hell, Visper didn't just look
for an opening, she MADE one with her
kicks, takedowns, and throws."

Mr. Clyde: "And Visper Karr picked up a very
convincing victory tonight with her
comeback and knockout. She did exactly
what she said she would do during her
earlier interview, kicked some face."

Mr. Figaro: "Wow, Clyde...at this rate, we should have
called the PPV, "OG-Joshi:Unconscious
after the last two matches!! Juli and
Yoyo Banzai got KTFO'd by two of the
most vicious kickers in OG-Joshi,
Alicia Gordon and Visper Karr!"

Mr. Clyde: "OG-Joshi has some excellent strikers,
there is no doubt about that. And
tonight has belonged to both of them
so far. We'll see who else can claim
this show as a major rising point in
their OG-Joshi careers."

Mr. Figaro: "With hot chicks like Visper coming
out to the ring and rolling around,
I've been steadily rising the whole night!"

Mr, Clyde: "At a rate equally in opposition to
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Mr. Clyde: "And what a different match that was."

Mr. Figaro: "I think Dizzy's arm might be broken or
hyperextended. After she finally tapped
out to Tigress Mask's Kimura reversal,
a beautiful manuever, Dizzy was rolling
on the ground clutching her arm. She
even rolled to the outside to check
on herself and see if she had feeling."

Mr. Clyde: "Tigress Mask just launched one of the
most devestating submission onslaughts
we have seen in OG-Joshi. She was
ruthless going after Dizzy's arm and
used a variety of different holds. By
the end of the match, you could see
that Dizzy was favoring that arm and
it was hanging there limp. It's quite
amazing Dizzy was still competing at
all at that point despite the pain."

Mr. Figaro: "At first I thought maybe Dizzy decided
to tap out to save her arm for the
third fall. But after seeing Dizzy
roll out of the ring in such pain,
it's very possible that arm is broken."

Mr. Clyde: "Tigress Mask deserves a lot of credit
for turning the match around like that.
Down one fall to Dizzy is not a good
place to be. But she had the patience
and wherewithall to mount a deliberate
offensive targetting Dizzy's arm. It
showed a lot of poise under pressure
for Tigress Mask and picking up a
submission win in one fall is certainly
very impressive for Tigress. As Dizzy
is resting on the outside trying to
get feeling back, Tigress Mask is
in her corner resting on the turnbuckle.
This is certainly a strenuous match
for both women. And though Tigress
was able to keep Dizzy grounded, that
takes a lot of energy to do so. We'll see
how well she can capitalize on Dizzy's
arm in the next...what the hell!?"

Mr. Figaro: "ITS HER! It's that crowd jumper!"


*As Dizzy is facing the ring, holding her arm in pain,
we see the masked poet crowd jumper, who had attacked
Azumi and Sandy, come into view. A few moments ago
she SLID OUT FROM UNDER THE RING. She attacks
Dizzy from behind with a lariat and tries to mount
Dizzy on the ground, but Dizzy rolls. Dizzy gets up
and attempts to fight back against the crowd jumper
but only has one working arm to do it.*

Mr. Clyde: "Someone get out here to help Dizzy!"


*Just then, Azumi Oonishi and Alicia Gordon both
run out to ringside just as the masked crowd
jumper trips Dizzy. She tries to put the sickle
assisted crossface on Dizzy and succeeds for only
about five seconds before Azumi and Alicia round
the ring. Tigress Mask hears the screams of Dizzy
and turns around and begins running towards the
outside as well. The masked woman releases the
crossface and jumps into the crowd and runs towards
the exit. Azumi and Alicia kneel on the ground
to help out Dizzy as more security and medical
personnel come out to help as well.*

Mr. Figaro: "Thank Odin for those two. They
just might have saved Dizzy's
career. And while Dizzy has
never teamed with either of them
before, it's real surprise that
they both came out to help her
after their own potentially
career ending attacks that they
suffered at the hands of Juli and
that masked crowd jumper."

Mr. Clyde: "We've heard what both Alicia and
Azumi have had to say about stopping
violent attacks such as these and
I think they got here before the
attack got especially serious."

Mr. Figaro: "They were absolutely necessary
to help. After all the damage
she took in those two falls,
especially the second one, Dizzy
could not fight back with her
limp arm. Who knows the damage
she would have sustained in that
cowardly attack by a crowd jumper
with a SICKLE. I hope Dizzy is ok."

Mr. Clyde: "Well I think Azumi and Alicia got
to her just at the right time
before any more real damage was done.
Tigress also helped run that pyscho
away as well. And now Tigress is on
the outside trying to help Dizzy."

*Just at that moment, Kat Black comes out from backstage
but is held back by all of the security that has run
to the scene. Kat is trying to get through but has
been escorted backstage despite her efforts.*

Mr. Figaro: "She's a bit late to the party this time."

Mr. Clyde: "Well we all saw that she had been
patrolling backstage all night looking
for that very crowd jumper. It's
understandable that she could not
make it out here right away."

Mr. Figaro: "But why DID she come out here anyway?
What exactly was she late for?
Saving Dizzy...or the original attack?"

Mr. Clyde: "Once again...we just don't know.
We can only guess."

Mr. Figaro: "You gotta have a heart to heart
with your girlfriend, Clyde..."

Mr. Clyde: "This isn't the time for that."


*Azumi and Alicia help Dizzy up. Dizzy is screaming
that she wants to continue the match but the medics
and security officials are telling her she has to
go backstage to get checked. She is bleeding from
the sickle and her arm is totally limp. Tigress
Mask is going backstage with her along with Azumi
and Alicia who are helping Dizzy to get backstage.*



Mr. Figaro: "I...I don't even know what to say.
The crowd jumper has now injured
Dizzy and interrupted a PPV match."

Mr. Clyde: "This is the last straw. It is
past time to do something about this."

Mr. Figaro: "I just hope Dizzy is ok."

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*General Celes comes out from backstage and joins the booth.*


Mr. Clyde: "General."

Celes: "Clyde, Figaro. I am out here to
give a report on Miss Cavuto.
The trainers are working on her
arm and we have found that she
has not suffered any internal
or major injuries. If it was
not for Azumi, Alicia, and
Tigress, I do not know what
grim prognosis I would be giving."

Mr. Figaro: "What about Kat? She got there
late but she attempted to..."

Celes: "It is not my policy to speculate.
We know Kat was looking for that
insane masked person all night,
but that is ALL we know. Right
now, I am out here to report on
Dizzy's condition. Her arm is
quite sore but it is not broken.
There are various bruises but
part of them are from the second
fall of her match with Tigress."

Mr. Clyde: "Understandable."

Celes: "And finally...I am out here to
convey a request Dizzy made of
me. She...she wants to continue
her match. She wants to have the
Third and deciding fall...tonight."

*Mr. Figaro's eyes widen and his mouth is agape*

Mr. Figaro: "After all she has been through!?"

Mr. Clyde: "Is..is she sure?"

Celes: "I would not have allowed it if
she was not sure. In fact, she
was MORE then sure, she was
insistent. I have never seen
as much passion in her...in
perhaps ANYBODY...then I saw
in her eyes tonight. She said
she came here to have a great
match with Tigress and to
entertain the fans. And that
NO ONE will stop her from
doing just that. I talked
with Tigress Mask and she
expressed concern for Dizzy's
condition but wanted to honor
her wishes and continue the
match. They are both getting
ready for the third fall.
But in order to let some
of the Dizzy's injuries heal,
the ones that were inflicted
by that masked person, I
have decided to let them
continue their match right
before the main event. So
the third fall will happen
after the next match."

Mr. Clyde: "Thank you for the news, Celes."

Celes: "I am going to go backstage again
now. As you can imagine, I have
a lot to continue sorting out."

Mr. Figaro: "Is Kim's nose broken by the way?"

Celes: "No, it isn't. But try to keep
your enthusiasm under control
when "checking" in the future,
we don't need a harrassment suit."

Mr. Figaro: "Yes'um."


*Celes pats Figaro and Clyde on the backs and goes backstage.*


Mr. Figaro: "Can you believe this?

Mr. Clyde: "I..."

Mr. Figaro: "Daniel Larusso is going to fight!"

Mr. Clyde: "Wh...what?"

Mr. Figaro: "I..i mean...Diane Cavuto is going to fight!"

Mr. Clyde: "Yes...that is waht was said.."

Mr. Figaro: "There are some in the OG-Joshi audience that
consider Dizzy to the best around. In fact
they think that no one will ever be able
to keep her down, in wrestling competition!"

Mr. Clyde: "That's more like it. THIS is why General
Celes refers to DIzzy as the heart and
soul of OG-Joshi. After all Dizzy has
been through tonight, she still wants,
no, INSISTS to have the third fall."

Mr. Figaro: "Not even that crowd jumper can stop
Dizzy's spirit. Though we have to
also thank Azumi, Alicia, and even
Tigress Mask for stepping in to help."

Mr. Clyde: "Well, we will be seeing the third
fall of that exciting match after
this next one. So let us shift
our attention to...."

Mr. Figaro: "The HiGHliGHT of the NiGHT!"

Mr. Clyde: "Our next match features Kaori NiGHT
taking on Jenny McLanahan. This
match is unique in that the wrestlers
in match are going into the match as
close friends. While Dizzy and Tigress
Mask came into their match with a lot
of mutual respect, Kaori and Jenny
have been teammates and friends for
years now. And while they will be
squaring off right now, I would
imagine that their friendship will
continue despite what happens."

Mr. Figaro: "I don't know Clyde...those two
have been at each others throats
verbally. Like...MEOW! And I'm
not trying to get you thinking
about Kat Black when i say that!"

Mr. Clyde: "Jenny and Kaori have had a number
of disagreements recently. Kaori
feels as if Jenny is not living up
to her full potential in the ring,
and is frustrated that she has
not done so after all the chances
and opportunities she has gotten.
Many of them were given to Jenny
by Kaori herself. So Kaori has been
trying to motivate Jenny, but some
of that motivation has been seen
as insulting and annoying by Jenny."

Mr. Figaro: "Jenny has really lost her cool when
listening to Kaori's helpful advice."

Mr. Clyde: "While I agree that Kaori is TRYING
to help Jenny, some of that advice
has sounded hostile and insulting."

Mr. Figaro: "Taking Jenny's side, huh?"

Mr. Clyde: "I'm not taking sides here, I'm
just trying to explain why Jenny
would be upset about how Kaori
is trying to help her."

Mr. Figaro: "That's ok...you and Jenny probably
have a kinship based on your shared
love of ARM WORK!! WORK THAT ARM!!"

Mr. Clyde: "Jenny McLanahan, like myself, is
an accomplished submission wrestler.
She utilizes many variations of
lucha based arm submissions."

Mr. Figaro: "But that's not all! She also is
very adept at suplexes. We saw
her beat Marie Reyes at FinaLAWLS
with a german suplex pin."

Mr. Clyde: "Jenny is also extremely quick,
deceivingly quick. She is great
at reversals and technical wrestling."

Mr. Figaro: "But as quick as she is, I would
think Kaori NiGHT has the speed
advantage here."

Mr. Clyde: "Don't confuse quickness with speed.
Kaori moves faster but Jenny is
very quick when it comes to counters
and reversals. Kaori is as well."

Mr. Figaro: "Kaori is also an expert in kicks
an aerial manuevers. Her moves
are lightning fast and she
actually keeps her speed advantage
throughout the match due to how
she targets her opponents leg.
She has won many a match in OG-Joshi
with leg submissions and her focus
on the leg slows down her opponent."

Mr. Clyde: "Kaori NiGHT can beat you so many
different ways, but so can Jenny."

Mr. Figaro: "Jenny just need to do it more often."

Mr. Clyde: "And that is the sticking point here.
Kaori wants Jenny to have more
success and victories in OG-Joshi.
Jenny is looking for respect for
what she has already accomplished
as well as wanting to prove that
she is up there with the best in
OG-Joshi. A victory or good showing
tonight against Kaori NiGHT would
prove just what Jenny is capable of
and get her the respect she feels
she deserves. Kaori demands that
she earns it against her and every
one else in OG-Joshi."

Mr. Figaro: "Kaori knows HOW to achieve success
because she has done just that.
So when she gives someone advice
on how to earn success, they should
listen. Kaori was the co-winner
of the Emergence: Revolution Tournament
and got within a fraction of beating
Dizzy at Evo.R in a match that many
believed was the HiGHLiGHT of that
entire show. Kaori also beat the
2005 KNIT winner, Tigress Mask at
the 2 Year anniversary show."

Mr. Clyde: "She then went on to team with Jenny
McLanahan in Jenny's OG-Joshi debut
match at Emergence. The two beat
Visper Karr and Tigress Mask."

Mr. Figaro: "Kaori NiGHT is a superstar in NDP,
has had success in McPro, and has
been all over the world. She is
one of the top contenders to the
OG-Joshi World Championship."

Mr. Clyde: "This is what Jenny McLanahan is
up against. It is not an easy
task but if Jenny can stick to
her gameplan and use her emotions
to her advantage rather then get
frustrated, I think she has what
it takes to hang with Kaori in
that ring. As for victory, that
will have to be TAKEN by either
one of them, not just worked to."

Mr. Figaro: "Right you are Clyde! Kaori and
Jenny will have to grab victory
in this match and not expect
the other to just give up. Jenny
has to prove to Kaori that she
has what it takes. And Kaori
is going to be pushing Jenny
by going into the match full
steam ahead, as that's the
only way to really test what
Jenny McLanahan is made of."

Mr. Clyde: "And now it is time for the match."



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Mr. Clyde: "And what a match we have just seen.
Over 25 minutes of hotly contested
action and near falls. Both women
are exhausted and have much to
be proud of in this contest."

Mr. Figaro: "But Jenny McLanahan is the victor
after a beautiful reversal to
Kaori's "Regal Roll". And yes
she stole it from Regal, I
certainly can point that out!"

Mr. Clyde: "Jenny had a lightning quick
reversal to that move and turned
it into a pin. Kaori was either
too surprised or too worn down
to be able to kick out after
such a grueling match."

Mr. Figaro: "I can't believe the war these
two friends had. They never
let up and kept pushing the
intensity. Each one had their
momentum shifts throughout
and neither would be pinned
or tap out to moves that would
normally end a match. It took
a lightning quick reversal
to end the match, something
that Jenny was able to scout
in Kaori's moveset."

Mr. Clyde: "Each wrestler had their opponent's
moves scouted, and not surprisingly
given their friendship and long
term tag team partnership. But
it was not just knowledge that
kept this match going, it was
intensity and refusal to tap
out or stay down. And you
have to think that Jenny has
earned Kaori's respect from
this match, she had to have."

Mr. Figaro: "She didn't just beat her, she
came back from everything Kaori
threw at her over 25 minutes.
Every kick, submission, and
drop. Jenny weathered it all
and pushed back. Then she found
her opening and got the win."

Mr. Clyde: "I think Jenny showed Kaori what
she was made of as well as
everyone in OG-Joshi. From the
fans to the wrestlers to the
office of General Celes."

Mr. Figaro: "Jenny certainly impressed me
tonight. Hell, they BOTH did.
It's not often you see matches
fought with THAT much resilience
and endurance for 25 minutes!"

Mr. Clyde: "Not to mention skill and such
a fast pace throughout. They
both deserve accolades and
hopefully Jenny has proven
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Mr. Clyde: "And now...after a night of wrestling
and events that has already been one
of the most memorable nights of OG-Joshi,
we finally come to the main event."

Mr. Figaro: "The ICING on the delicious Joshi cake."

Mr. Clyde: "The coup de gras."

Mr. Figaro: "The three women "happy ending"...oh man..."

Mr. Clyde: "It is now time for the OG-Joshi World
Championship to be defended in a
Triple Threat Title match. This is
the second time in history the Title
will be decided in this type of match."

Mr. Figaro: "The first OG-Joshi Title match was the
first OG-Joshi match. The participants
were Holly, Dizzy, and Jo Ryder. That
night, during the Murderers Row PPV,
Dizzy emerged as the first Joshi Champion."

Mr. Clyde: "Tonight Haley Cannon comes into the PPV
as the OG-Joshi World Champion, having
defended her Title all around the world
and at OG-Joshi Emergence against Valeriyah
Belikov. Haley has beaten both Kaori NiGHT
and Dizzy in the past year as well. She
has been a dominant World Champion and
has the most dangerous submissions in all
of OG-Joshi. But she is also well versed
in throws, takedowns, and stand up work.
No one becomes OG-Joshi Champion if they
are a one-dimensional fighter. And we
have seen some throws and drops from
Haley Cannon that are equally cringeworthy
to her submissions. Not to mention some
excellent stand up striking skills. Haley
Cannon has proven effective her MMA
style can be in OG-Joshi and professional
wrestling. She has earned every bit of
respect that being champion comes with.


Mr. Figaro: "Haley Cannon is FEARLESS. I have never
seen her be the slightest bit intimidated
from ANY OG-Joshi wrestler or ANYONE.
She is an actual warrior and displays
the kind of ferocity in that ring that
leaves people frozen in fear."

Mr. Clyde: "But she is up against two women that
don't scare easily, themselves. Jo
Ryder does NOT get intimidated. She
is a the most experienced wrestler
out of all three in this match and
has had the longest career. She is
the best pure wrestler in OG-Joshi
and in all women's wrestling. Her
takedowns are practically flawless
and her suplexes are deadly. And
while her regular submissions are
very good, it is her signature
submissions that rival Haley Cannon's
in terms of effectiveness and pain. Jo
is also no stranger to championship gold as
she is a former M-DWF Women's Champion.
When OG-Joshi was first formed last year,
it was the immediate inclusion of Jo Ryder
that let audiences knew we intended on being
a serious Joshi professional wrestling fed.
It was Jo Ryder that gave OG-Joshi both
instant credibility and instant results
in that wrestling ring. And it is Jo Ryder
that is perhaps the most respected Joshi
wrestler in the last 5-10 years. Though
the co-holder of the "Queen of Professional
Wrestling" moniker, Kaori NiGHT might argue
with that. But no one can argue with how
storied and successful Jo's career is."

Mr. Figaro: "And the final competitor is Holly. Holly
is the most inexperienced out of the three
in terms of the length of her career. But
she is also the most dangerous in terms of
the lengths she will go to in and out of
the ring to attain her goals. A member of
the Orochi Army, she does not let things
such as "sportsmanship" get in the way
her success. She practices "Bitch-jitsu"
which is basically a combination of lethal
kicks and dirty tactics. She'll gouge your
eyes, kick your shins, rub her elbow in your
face. And as the final insult, she'll slam
your face to the ground or into her crotch.
And while her submissions are not quite as
fine tuned as Haley or Jo's, Holly's H-Lock
69 has won many a match. Furthermore, She is
the first and former McPro Globally
Honored Pants wearer and the biggest surprise
success story in Joshi wrestling for the last
two years. She went from being a barely
trained joke wrestler to one of the most
feared, dangerous, and effective wrestlers
today. In the last calendar year, she has
picked up wins all around the world against
the absolute BEST in Joshi wrestling such
as Jo Ryder, Dizzy, and Kaori NiGHT. This
will be Holly's first in ring encounter with
Haley Cannon, as will it be Jo's first
encounter with Haley as well. But Holly
and Jo are no strangers to each other."

Mr. Clyde: "This is not the place to give the history
between Holly and Jo Ryder. Their long term
issues dated back over 5 years and were very
personal in nature. They were also revealed
to the world by Holly and caused there to be
an intense hatred between the two based on
what happened and how Holly handled it. However,
most of their issues had been settled after
Holly defeated Jo Ryder at Venemous Ties.
Or so we thought...as Holly did not hesitate
to continue to berate Jo Ryder and repeatedly
announce to the world Holly's victory over her.
During this time. Jo Ryder had taken a hiatus
from professional wrestling due to a serious
medical situation. But Jo made a surprise return
at the Int.Des.R show and defeated Holly
who was not expecting to face Jo. This
angered Holly and also changed the status
of tonight's Championship match."

Mr. Figaro: "Two weeks before Jo's return, Holly was in
an eight woman Battle Royale for the #1
Contendership position to the OG-Joshi
World Title and a definite Title Shot
at this PPV. During the Battle Royale,
Holly was very impressive in lasting 35
minutes and winning the match. That
was the third big accomplishment in a row
for Holly as she had beaten Jo at Venemous
Ties and Dizzy at Emergence. So winning that
#1 Contendership was quite the further
achievement and left everyone with little
doubt that she was on a surge of momentum.
That was, of course, until Jo beat her
at Int.Des.R and General Celes declared
Jo the new #1 Contender by virtue of
that victory. However, Holly's Title shot
remained. A Three way dance was set up
for the title. And with the situation
finalized, all three women began to talk."

Mr. Clyde: "As was the usual case, Holly began by
using childish insults and methods to
berate both Jo and Haley. Holly used
sexually laced metaphors to go after
Jo as usual, and also came up with her
own fictional account of Haley's world
tour. An account that was more then a
little unflattering, though certainly
not lacking in creativity in facts."

Mr. Figaro: "Haley Cannon responded by calling Holly
out on her immature methods and demanding
that she focus on the match. Jo Ryder
responded by making Holly tap out during
a tag match at Voltage. Holly was made
to tap out to Jo's new signature move,
the "Eclipse Festival." Haley, Jo Ryder,
and General Celes all agreed that this
proved Holly had to take the match more
seriously and concentrate less on buffoonery."

Mr. Clyde: "But Holly had ideas of her own and took
offence to people questioning her methods
and motivation. She believes that people
always underestimate her just because she
enjoys laughing at her opponent's expense.
And because they laugh at her as a defense
mechanism to block out the reality of her
success and violence. It's easier for them
to just single out her silly, immature
actions rather then her successful and serious
ones. I can't help but agree with her about
that as OG also experiences the same thing.
So to Holly, even when she has beaten the best
in Joshi wrestling, she still feels she
doesn't get the respect she deserves."

Mr. Figaro: "The respect that will come if she wins the Title."

Mr. Clyde: "In the meantime, everyone realizes that
Holly getting angry about being disrespected
is somewhat hypocritical considering the
lack of respect she shows everyone else."

Mr. Figaro: "Holly isn't referring to general respect
though. Just like OrochiGeese, she doesn't
give a damn if people LIKE her or RESPECT
her outside the ring. She is just tired
of being seen as a joke inside the ring
and not being taken serious enough when
she has beaten the best in the last year."

Mr. Clyde: "But while what Holly says does resonate
with me, she has to make sure not to
overlook her competition here despite
their feelings about her. Holly has to
make sure she is ready for and respects Jo
and Haley in that ring. Holly beat Jo
at Venemous Ties but Jo beat her at
Int.Des.R and at the special "Two match
show" last September. Jo has gotten
more victories over Holly then Holly
has over Jo. And Holly and Jo have not
even faced Haley before. How will
they really prepare for her besides
watching tapes? Wrestling someone who
has those dangerous MMA moves might
be very daunting for Holly. Holly has
never been up against that style. Jo matches
up much better against Haley then Holly
does. And Haley matches up better against
Jo then Holly does. Holly has been very
successful in the last year but she is
still up against two wrestlers that
have styles that can pose her trouble."

Mr. Figaro: "Which is why the Triple Threat match
helps Holly. Cause she is a very
opportunistic person and wrestler.
Holly won't be impressed with Jo
and Haley rolling on the ground looking
for a submission. Holly will just axe
kick them BOTH. But at the same time,
Holly's emotions will put her at a
disadvantage, as will Jo's. Haley has
the advantage here in not having any
emotional baggage with these two. But
Jo Ryder has an advantage in that she
has experience with Holly while also
matching well up against Haley's style."

Mr. Clyde: " So really, all three women have advantages
over each other. Holly is underestimated,
vicious, and somewhat unpredictable as
to the extents she will go to achieve victory.
Jo has been in the ring with Holly so she
might be able to read her a bit better then
Haley, if not fully due to Holly's
unpredictability when things are at
their most heated. And Haley is capable
of breaking both her opponents limbs while
wrestling with less emotional scars and
baggage then the other two."

Mr. Figaro: "And you have to believe that Holly and Jo
will strike each other before they
strike Haley, even though she is the
champion. If Haley plays this by
siting back a bit.."

Mr. Clyde: "That's not her style. She doesn't
want to win by Holly and Jo beating
each other. Haley wants to win by
dominating them both. She wants to
be the one in control throughout
the match and be the undisputed
winner at the end. She WANTS this
match to test herself and to compete
with these two. She respects what
Jo and Holly can do and considers
them two of the best so she wants
to wrestle them. While there will
be a time in this match that each
wrestler may need to sit back for
a moment to catch their breath or
deal with potential injuries, Haley
will not be backing off intentionally
to let Jo and Holly do the damage to
each other. And that desire to compete
is what makes an admirable champion."

Mr. Figaro: "And the desire to compete from all three
women is what will make an exciting
Triple Threat Championship Match!"

Mr. Clyde: "And I do believe we are ready for
that very match now, as we present
our main event to you all."



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