Emergence PPV - 2/26/06

Mr. Clyde: "And we are now up to a match that probably
has the most history in OG-Joshi, that
of Holly vs. Diane "Dizzy" Cavuto."


Mr. Figaro: "These two have been feuding since the
very START of OG-Joshi. They were in
the first OG-Joshi match, for the
OG-Joshi Title. Dizzy was triumphant
that night, defeating both Holly
and Jo Ryder to become the first
OG-Joshi Champion at Murderers Row."

Mr. Clyde: "And since then, Holly has made it
her purpose in OG-Joshi to beat
Dizzy and get her out of her way."

Mr. Figaro: "Holly was unsuccessful doing that
the following time they met, at
the OG-FPD Darkness Falls PPV."


Mr. Clyde: "Holly does hold a few tag match
victories over Dizzy, such as
the famous Team Orochi vs. Team
Ryder Survival Tag match last
year. Holly was the sole survivor
in that match, beating Dizzy. But
Holly has yet to hold a one on
one victory against Dizzy, who
many regard as the OG-Joshi Ace."

Mr. Figaro: "Since beating Jo Ryder last year
at Venemous Ties, Holly has began
to call herself the Ace of Joshi
Wrestling. So we'll have to see
who is holding the "better hand"
so to speak."


Mr. Clyde: "That's the first non serious
thing you've said in the last
two minutes...and it wasn't
even THAT bad...at least when
compared to some of the NC-17
comments you made earlier. Get
it all out of your system?"


Mr. Figaro: "Well, Holly will kick me if
I make a lude comment about
her OR Dizzy. And Holly
kicks dangerously close
to the "Brothers Figaro"
if you know what I mean."


Mr. Clyde: "Good point, that she indeed does.
We have already seen what she's
capable of tonight when she's angry.
Word backstage is that Dizzy is
able to walk around on that
re-damaged leg. Good news for
Dizzy as she is going to really
want to avenge all Holly has done
to her. Would you like to list
the offences at issue?"


Mr. Figaro: "Aside from verbally massacre'ing
Dizzy and, her mentor, Jo Ryder,
for the last year, Holly has also
taken to sheer violence. Dizzy
had her leg injured by Haley
Cannon in a match at Venemous Ties.
The following Voltage Holly saw and
took an opportunity to further damage
Dizzy's leg during a ceremony OG
held to honor Jo Ryder as she began
her sabbatical from wrestling.
Dizzy was so hurt from Holly's
malicious attack that she was on
the injured list for the next
two months. The whole time, she
was being mocked by Holly."


Mr. Clyde: "Dizzy was granted a match against
Holly for tonight by General Celes.
And then you all witnessed what
Holly did backstage to Dizzy, leaving
her far from 100%. The state of
Dizzy's physical capacity may be
questionable but her spirit isn't.
Dizzy wants to get her hands on
Holly badly after everything she did."


Mr. Figaro: "Also at issue is what Holly made mention
of earlier this week. Holly said she
had a number of surprises for Dizzy.
We can already assume that the backstage
attack was but ONE of them. But what
about the other or others? Does Holly
have a Jo Ryder manniquin under the ring
that she plans to hit Dizzy with?"

Mr. Clyde: "I would sure hope that's NOT the case."


Mr. Figaro: "Don't put anything past Holly. She
might not be OG, but she has her
own brand of pyscho bitch-jitsu chaos."


Mr. Clyde: "That is indeed true. But folks, the
wait is now over, and we are ready
for this match. Will Dizzy get
revenge against Holly or will Holly
finally pick up a win against Dizzy?"



(Code: EMHD )




Match #4: Holly vs. Diane "Dizzy" Cavuto






*POST MATCH SPOILERS*






















Mr. Figaro: "She did it!! Holly did it!! She
finally beat Dizzy!! And with...

Mr. Clyde: "A beatiful jumping franken...


Mr. Figaro: "No! A flying 'HOLLY loves WOOD'!"


Mr. Clyde: "Ahh yes...very true..."


Mr. Figaro: "What a match! What an ending!"


Mr. Clyde: "Back before Holly developed her
mean streak, and when she was
first starting out as a wrestler
under the teaching of OG, Holly's
finisher was the "HOLLY loves WOOD"
frankensteiner. We haven't seen her
do that move ever since she had
started using "Loser's Lunch" and
the "Muff Driver". But she did
it tonight to everyone's surprise"


Mr. Figaro: "Especially Dizzy's!"


Mr. Clyde: "That must have been the OTHER surprise
Holly was alluding to. She had this
in mind the entire time. But why?"


Mr. Figaro: "Maybe she wanted to out-fly Dizzy?"


Mr. Clyde: "If for no other reason, using a move
that Dizzy didn't expect, would
certainly help Holly's chances of
winning. Dizzy probably thought,
like we ALL did, that Holly was going
to concentrate mainly on Dizzy's leg
and maybe try to use the H-Lock 69
submission. But instead, Holly took
it to the air when she had the
chance and got victory with a modified
version of her old finisher."


Mr. Figaro: "Dizzy was most likely preparing for
Holly's leg-based assault as well
so maybe Holly wanted to switch
it up and do something unexpected."


Mr. Clyde: "She got her leg offence in, that's
for sure...but when it came to the
final decisive move, no one could
have expected Holly to do that,
she really dug deep down to attempt
and pull of such a technique at
the end of such a grueling match."


Mr. Figaro: "Holly finally did it..she finally
beat Dizzy! This is GREAT for Team Orochi!"


Mr. Clyde: "In all fairness...Dizzy was not even
near 100% tonight. She had to be a
step off from her usual performance."


Mr. Figaro: "Well, despite what we all saw happen
to her earlier, she sure LOOKED great
for someone with a hurt leg. She moved
better with a hurt leg then most people
do at 100%. But that's why she was the
first OG-Joshi Champion, after all."


Mr. Clyde: "Holly fought a great match but I would
like to see this again when Dizzy is
at 100%. I'm not saying Holly can't
beat Dizzy, but with Dizzy's injury,
this was somewhat inconclusive as
to Holly's perceived dominance over
Dizzy. Yes, she beat her, but can
she do this again? Multiple times?."


Mr. Figaro: "To Holly, all that will matter is that
it a victory now. And say what you will
about Dizzy's hurt leg..she looked
100% out there to me."


Mr. Clyde: "It's hard to argue with how sharp
she looked out there despite
her injury. Just goes to show
what an awesome competitor she is,
that she could put on THAT level
of performance tonight with the injury."

Mr. Figaro: "Also, I think there's another reason,
besides the one we discussed, about
why Holly wasn't exploiting the leg as
much as we thought she would. Holly
wanted to prove she could do MORE
then JUST work an injured leg.
And Holly did just that."


Mr. Clyde: "That is true...she definitely showed
a side of her offence we haven't
seen. A very polished version at that."


Mr. Figaro: "Dizzy fought hard but she came up short.
And you can say it was because of her
leg...but we both know there are many
wrestlers that Dizzy would have STILL
beaten tonight, despite her current
hurt condition, cause that's how great
Dizzy is. But tonight, Holly was just
a bit better and got the victory.
In a stunning and surprising fashion
at the end. Looks like Holly didn't
forget how much she loves wood!"


Mr. Clyde: "And you didn't forget how much you
enjoy making inappropriate remarks."


Mr. Figaro: "I don't think Holly will be in a
kicking mood tonight after this
victory! Team Orochi is going
to celebrate!!"



Mr. Clyde: "Don't start drinking any more yet,
we still have our main event."







*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*







Mr. Clyde: "And we come now to that very main event."



Mr. Figaro: "They are going to have a hard act to follow
after that exciting Holly/Dizzy match."


Mr. Clyde: "True...but Haley Cannon has been a part
of some of the best matches we have seen
in OG-Joshi. Haley vs. Kaori and Haley
vs. Dizzy were two legendary matches.
And now that Haley is the OG-Joshi
World Champion, you got to know how
hard she is going to wrestle tonight to
keep that belt and prove she is the best."


Mr. Figaro: "Especially against the challenger, Valeriyah
Belly...sorry, Holly's remark still is in
my head. Valeriyah Belikov is challenging
Haley Cannon for that title. And Valeriyah
has already gained some level of success
against Haley Cannon in the past."


Mr. Clyde: "During Haley Cannon's World Tour of late
2005-Early 2006, she faced Valeriyah in
an epic 30 minute draw in Russia. Neither
of the two shoot-fighting masters could
make the other woman tap out. Valeriyah
dominated much of the match but Haley
hung on and made her own rally. In the
end, neither would budge. Not only
did OG-Joshi want this as a main event
Title match for our PPV, but Haley
Cannon also wanted to prove to herself
and to everyone that she could beat
Valeriyah. And Valeriyah would like
nothing more then to beat OG-Joshi's
Champion and take the OG-Joshi Title
back to Russia with her."


Mr. Figaro: "If Valeriyah wins...does that mean,
um, we have to do Voltage in Russia?
Cause man...sh*t gets COLD there."


Mr. Clyde: "I don't think..."


Mr. Figaro: "REALLY COLD! Like maybe we better
contact Umaro and get snow mufflers
or something. Cause man, REALLY COLD."


Mr. Clyde: "Voltage is not moving anywhere."


Mr. Figaro: "COLD!"


Mr. Clyde: "Let's refocus here. What we can look
forward to in this match are wrenching
submissions, brutal suplexes, and
devestating strikes. Neither of them
will let up for a second. And if they
go to their "kill" moves, then things
will get extra interesting."


Mr. Figaro: "Valeriyah is a master of the Rear Naked
Choke. That is her signature move and
one that has choked out hundreds of
her opponents...maybe even at once!"


Mr. Clyde: "Haley's specialty is the LDT: Lancashire
Death Trap. But make no mistake...even
though these two fighters each have
their favorite moves, they also have
a number of other deadly ones. They can
really finish opponents off with a
number of painful submissions. Some
we have seen, some we haven't. Provided
we don't get another draw, this match
will most likely end in a submission.
Haley refuses to pin her opponents and
Valeriyah prefers submissions, though
will pin if the situation warrants
itself. Still, after their draw, I
think Valeriyah wants to prove her
submission power and will look to
get Haley Cannon to tap out."


Mr. Figaro: "Or she'll reach under the ring and
pull out the Jo Ryder mannequin that
Holly forgot to use! THAT would
be a great way to win the title!"

Mr. Clyde: "..."


Mr. Figaro: "Sorry...go ahead..."


Mr. Clyde: "After their first match, Haley's post
match comments showed what kind of
champion she truly is. She was happy
to have had a battle like that, to have
gone through such an ordeal. She learned
from it and was optimistic at the chance
of facing Valeriyah again. She didn't
back down but wanted another shot. That
is the stuff a champion is made of. That
is what a WARRIOR is made of. And I
believe both Haley and Valeriyah are
true warriors. So this should be a
battle that none of us will ever forget."




(Code: EMJT )




OG-JOSHI WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!






MAIN EVENT: Valeriyah Belikov vs. Haley Cannon (c)







*POST MATCH SPOILERS*



























Mr. Figaro: "DRAGON CLUTCH!! DRAGON CLUTCH!"



Mr. Clyde: "Haley Cannon has just made Valeriyah
Belikov tap out to the Dragon Clutch
and retains her OG-Joshi World Title."


Mr. Figaro: "WHAT A FREAKING MATCH!! IT WAS ALL
SUBMIT-THAT and STRETCH-THIS AND
BOOM BOOM!! BOOM!! GREAT MATCH!"


Mr. Clyde: "Calm down, you're over stimulated."


Mr. Figaro: "They wanted to tear their arms and
legs off each other!! AND AND AND!"


Mr. Clyde: "I am almost shocked that Haley Cannon
was able to fight out of Valeriyah's
Rear Naked Choke towards the end
of that match. To do it at ALL is
amazing, but to to it towards the
end of one of the most physically
intense matches I've ever seen...
well that just shows the kind of
heart and skill our Champion has."


Mr. Figaro: "And then Haley hit the Russian
Neck drop on Valeriyah...kind of
ironic actually...heh heh."


Mr. Clyde: "She went right from that into
the Dragon Clutch."


Mr. Figaro: "Maybe she should call that the
"Cannon Clutch." Or the
"I'm gonna tear your neck off!"


Mr. Clyde: "Tonight it was called victory
for Haley Cannon. In what was
a hard fought title match and
a truly phenomenal and epic
match. I said before that those
two had the warrior spirit, and
that was proven further tonight."


Mr. Figaro: "I can't get over the physical
abuse each of them went through.
And yet they kept attacking each
other with all they had!"


Mr. Clyde: "Will of the warrior Mr. Figaro,
you and I know it when we see it."


Mr. Figaro: "Every time we look in the mirror, yo!"



Mr. Clyde: "The referee is handing Haley Cannon
back her World Title. She sees
Valeriyah leaving the ring and
goes over and taps her on the
shoulder. I wonder what she wants."


Mr. Figaro: "To finish the job! Don't kill her Haley!"


Mr. Clyde: "Valeriyah also looks confused but now,
Haley is extending her hand."


Mr. Figaro: "Ohhhh a handshake...that's MUCH
different then finishing an opponent off!"


Mr. Clyde: "Haley keeps her hand extended as she
starts talking to Valeriyah. Valeriyah
slowly extends her hand and gives Haley
a firm handshake as the look in both
women's eyes are of mutual respect."


*The crowd begins cheering*


Mr. Clyde: "They each release the handshake and
then nod to each other. As Valeriyah
exits the ring, Haley Cannon continues
looking at Valeriyah in respect.
Then Haley goes to the middle of the
ring, holds her OG-Joshi belt up
high and falls to her knees with
her arms outstretched in pure joy,
celebration and excitement."


Mr. Figaro: "This is a quite a moment here..and
one well deserved. Haley Cannon
has once again proved she is a
true and great Champion."


Mr. Clyde: "This is what OG-Joshi is about."






*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*










Mr. Figaro: "Well, it looks like we have reached
the end of this PPV."



Mr. Clyde: "The main event alone could have justified
the PPV itself. But every match tonight
showed the best we have to offer here.
For a group of women to have their
first solo PPV turn out like this,
OrochiGeese and Generel Celes must
be ecstatic with how this has been."


Mr. Figaro: "We enjoyed it too! I saw you nodding
in excitement during some of those
reversals in the main event! I
know what you like Clyde!"


Mr. Clyde: "And I think this PPV has shown that
OG-Joshi can bring the highest quality
action and will continue to."


Mr. Figaro: "And its gonna be one huge post-PPV party!"


Mr. Clyde: "Thank you all for tuning into this
OG-Joshi Emergence show. We hope
you enjoyed the action as much as
we have. And we will see you again
during the next Voltage, on Sunday,
March 12th. Til then, this has been
Mr. Clyde and Mr. Figaro for OG-Joshi."


Mr. Figaro: "Have an "All Beef"-tastic night!"


Mr. Clyde: "You just HAD to say that, didn't you?"


Mr. Figaro: "Heh heh..."




*Fin*




Mr. Figaro: "What the hell? "FIN?"


Mr. Clyde: "It means end of show."


Mr. Figaro: "Just say it then!"


Mr. Clyde: "Are we still on the air?"


Mr. Figaro: "Oops..."




*Emergence logo quickly flashes across the screen*



*END of show*