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Holly: A LAWLer says what?
« Thread Started on May 8, 2007, 6:29pm »

*Fade into the office of the Orochi-O's Director of Marketing. We see the OG-Joshi World Champion Holly lounging back on a chair, her hand rubbing her temples as we see a big bandage on her nose.*

Holly: "Fucking Gordon...she's gonna pay for this."

*Suddenly the door SPRINGS open and Holly jerks back in reaction...but then settles down when she sees her visitor to be none other then Sandy Morton.*

Holly: "Don't you KNOCK?"

Sandy: "The last time I knocked on some wood, I got an eyeful."

Holly: "Yuck...learn to dodge, bitch!"

*Holly winks as Sandy laughs and walks over to take a seat. She hands Holly a DVD.*

Holly: "What's this?"

Sandy: "That Sniffles show from LAWL. I heard we were mentioned on it."

Holly: "Really, now. They tell us to leave, get Celes to threaten us...and THEN talk about us?"

Sandy: "Alicia Gordon is a main eventer for them, what do you expect? Of COURSE they need to talk about us to get people's attention. They probably handed out pictures of us to wank off to."

Holly: "Ick, the last thing I want to think of is a bunch of LAWL potatoes spanking their spuds."

Sandy: "Potatoes are kinda hot..."

Holly: "I hope you understood all the levels of that joke."

Sandy: "Barely even one."

*Holly nods sympathetically. She then turns on her DVD player and inserts the show. She uses the menu to get up to the "Challenge to Holly" part, smirks, and presses play. We see Gloria Reyes walk to ringside.*

Holly: "Oh goody, another Reyes."

*Holly yawns and continues watching. She looks bored up until this part*

Gloria: "Furthermore, this problem is much potentially
bigger then JUST Holly. And LAWL can not rely
on OG-Joshi and Celes for its own safety forever.
Instead, we must rely on ourselves. So it gives
me great pleasure to announce the creation
of "HomeLAWL Security." A LAWL force
that will exist solely to bring malicious
outsiders to justice. A security force that
will be introduced and be in FULL effect
during our next show in August!"

Gloria: "But merely showing them off is not
enough. They must be allowed to PROVE
their worth. So I am hereby making this
challenge. Miss Walker, "Holly", I
DARE you to bring two of your best to
take on the tag team of HomeLAWL security.
Bring your Mortons, your Germans, your
Gooses. Bring yourself if you have
the GUTS. But be prepared to be met
with a force beyond even DevilGoose's
wildest nightmares. This is LAWL and
we will NOT play around anymore with
our security. You try to interfere
and hurt the safety of LAWL wrestlers
and LAWL invited wrestlers, and you will
pay dearly...with your.very.SANITY."

*Holly stops the DVD and sighs as her eyes begin to roll*

Holly: "I think I realized why everyone in LAWL thinks Ruby Moreno is so good looking. It's cause she looks like a f'n goddess next to those Reyes sisters. Seriously, Marie and Grace were bad enough on the eyes and ears. But bringing in Gloria makes me want to puke. Lupe's a fucking sad sight too."

Sandy: "Hee hee. They all shop at the same discount store as Alicia Gordon too!"

Holly: "And all apparently are just as dumb and confused. So Gloria, you want us BACK there now? You want us back so that you could chase us away? With HomeLAWL Security?"

*Holly looks serious for a second, gets a look of fear on her face, and then starts laughing*

Holly: "Are you joking? Do you know who the fuck I am? What I've done? What I've gone up against? You think some security force of brussel sprouts are gonna stop me? Or can stop the BEHEMOTH known as Juli Krieger? Or the walking plague known as Sandy Morton?"

*Sandy looks shocked and a bit offended*

Holly: "I mean that in the nicest way possible of course, dear."

*Sandy then smiles and looks proud*

Holly: "Gloria...you talk about nightmares? What about the recurring nightmare that is the Goose army having its way with LAWL! They've invaded through EVERY "hole" of your arena. We even "eLAWLiminated" your stupid, pathetic snow woman at LAWLIDAY. You talk about scaring Devil Goose? He has no equal and KNOWS NO FEAR. He IS fear. And SleepyGoose knows more about nightmares then the f'n sandman."

Sandy: "He's even slept with me!"

*Holly recoils a bit but fights the gag reflex and continues talking*

Holly: "You can't take our sanity, Reyes...I lost it a long time ago when General Celes came in and started rewarding little whiny complaining Joshi babies for stinking up MY ring. I lost it when Jo Ryder REFUSED to remember who the fuck I was after being elbow-deep inside me. I lost it when OrochiGeese screamed chaos for the 1000th time!! Reyes...I don't run on sanity, I run on dominance. I run on HUMILIATION."

Sandy: "I run on cocks and cocktails!"

Holly: "And humiliation is JUST what I'm gonna bring to LAWL for the fiftieth fucking time. But this time...this time even humiliation won't be enough. Because Gloria Reyes, you just opened the doggy door of LAWL to its own destruction. And there's not a damn thing LMAO, Alicia Gordon, or HomeLAWL security can do about it. So we accept your challenge and we'll see you at your next...and FINAL show."

*Holly and Sandy laugh as the scene fades out*

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